/balt/

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2D >>> 3D

kek you fools

Supratau

O, new discoveries. Thanks for sharing this with us.
>zpoan vtenz
What kind of name is that? Is this a foreign band or something?

ne, uten*škiai

Lietuvių kalba kažkaip apnuogina temą ir parodo koki keisti/retarded dalykai apie kuriuos kalbi iš tikrųjų yra. Galbūt dėl to, kad naudojame ją buityje.

>Batman vs Superman
ok
>Betmenas prieš supermeną
OH NO NO NO LOOK AT THIS GUY

They will brainwash you and you will become one of them

ką jis tuo norėjo pasakyti?

I think I already have. As long as there aren't too many assholes/autists it isn't all that bad.

It's when that one Latvian (the FUCKER) starts posting or when a couple of guys RP as little girls sucking each others' dicks that things get unbearable.

P.S. what do you call this sweater?

Aš irgi taip jaučiuosi, dėl to netgi ir kalbant su kitais Lietuviais daug patogiau jaučiuosi kalbėdamas angliškai, čia.

What can you Shituanians tell me about the town of Birzai?

>shiny butthole

:))))

keyhole sweater I think

Used to be pretty important historically. Has a small castle, which I've visited once but remember nothing about it because i was a smol kid back then.

Also people there (aukštaičiai/Highlanders) speak funny.

Aukštaičiai - ne žmonės.
Žemaičiai taip pat.

Dzūkai irgi.

youtube.com/watch?v=2eUDm2_ZSwc

Master race

thanks

Say, is it true that every Scandi fears the Curonian? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curonians#history

Marijamplėčiai?

More like (((suvalkiečiai)))

t. pavidolis

I do not for a second regret writing salacious stuff in the town hall guestbook.

Marijėėėėėėėėėėėėėėėėėėėėėėmpolė

youtube.com/watch?v=nos8DbJETnA

N-ne, dirt-poor lands b-build character!

What did you write, what did you think?

Imagine if you had a girlfriend and could just stare each other in the eyes quietly for as long as you want.

Gute Sache

>autists keep bumping your thread on 370 Sup Forums
>you probably have the longest surviving thread there ever
all according to keikaku

/balt/ more like /lith/

youtube.com/watch?v=UNDZqhxnpHA

>wanting a 3DPD

Lithuanian power hours ftw!

It gets lonely, but using Lithuanian on Sup Forums feels kinda nice.

2D can't be gf, only waifu.

First Latgalian itt

At least they are not bumping other old threads like they used to

Woo!

Latgalians are the catholic semi-Lithuanian ones, right?

>2D can't be gf, only waifu.
2D waifu = gf
its synonymous

hope all's going well for you folks

be good to one another

So you are saying that I have shitload of qt girlfriends

>hplay uploads any image

Edgy shit pertaining to Balts being subhuman, Scandinavian supremacy, a lot of expletives and whatnot, I can't really recall every single word. If anyone's in the vicinity, Birzai town hall guest book - September of 2015.

I didn't think much of it. The bus routes were trafficked by Africa-tier vehicles, the post office building was dilapidated, 50% of all the street lights were out of order, EU-Shekels had been used to build an observation tower a few kilometers outside of town and the region's renowned beer tasted like lukewarm kvass.

Despite all this, oddly comfy.

Can't hold hands :/

Yes desu

grįžk į šeimą

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We're surprisingly nice to each other lately. Thanks, Amerikieti.

just get a daki

Well then in that case my gf/waifu can't be yours
she is my alone

Love-pillow?

Can't hold hands, can't hold a conversation.

NO
Zombie is MINE
use the proper name aka "daki"
>Can't hold hands, can't hold a conversation.
where you see flaws I see improvements
can't leave you or be without you

Just glue mannequin hands on it and put some amazon echo thingy inside of it and there ya go also you can attach a onahole

Good philosophy, good pic. Nice art-style, and very crisp image.

God almighty...

That's genius!

If by "NO" you mean 'yes' then I agree
>Zombie is MINE
oh wow impressive it is the first time that you didn't called her a vampire

ei virai
žinot tą jausmą
tą jausmą
jausmą tą
tą širdžiai mielą jausmelį
kaip kokį posmelį
bet vis dėlto jausmą
linksmą ir liudną
kojinę ar bliudą
kvapo blogo kupiną
kuris taip rūpina
o kartais ir papoopina
į rankovę ar klešnę
ir lieki nepešęs
nei vištos, nei kiaušinio
kalakuto kanapinio
it per Užgavėnes
blynus gavęs saujon
pasidairai pusiaujy
ir supranti Lietuvą
esant geroj plotmėj
ir džiaugiesi tu
kad negimei Amerikoj
burgerių panegirikoj
bet atsiranda lopų
visai negalvotų
apie emigracija svajojančių
i burgerių salį
ne pas arabės šarį
koks kvailas turi būti
kad tautos išdaviku tapti
ir vakarus šlovinti
it užkalnis kliedėti
debile, gf reik pirma turėti

I know I'm a genius

Tikiuosi tavo nuosavos eilės?

if by "I agree" you mean she belongs to you then yes
>oh wow impressive it is the first time that you didn't called her a vampire
nah there were other times too

net ne
senos baisiausiai iš čano

So what's the situation with g36s in our own military? The Germans are ditching it, I don't think we will.

>you mean she belongs to you then yes
thanks she really does belong to me
welp that was easy

They are? I heard that it kinda got hot but only after it was used in desert conditions aka its very hot already and when it was used in full auto
>she is yours
thank you

>German rifle
>Gets blond hair and blue eyes
Hmm

>>she is yours
whaat? I didn't said that, but on the other hand you said that she belongs to me, so thanks

Basically, yeah. Which isn't how they're supposed to be used. But it was enough of a scandal for the MoD to make the decision.

It would have been a good opportunity to have France and Germany get the same service rifle. The frogs are phasing out the FAMAS and settled on the German made hk416.

>this is what the Japs think Bismarck looked like

Yes you did
stop lying please
Yeah I heard about all of that
So they want to replace it but don't know to replace it to? also aren't their military massively underfunded, do they have enough money for that lol?
looks better than the real thing

what to*

They have a few candidates, /k/ says it's most likely going to be the HK433. Not much worse than the HK416 but cheaper. And yeah, I too think there are better places where they could spend money on their military.

Also, no.

Mate you are the one who is lying right now

Looks kinda generic compared to the g36 which was used multiple times as a prop in sci-fi films/series.

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Oh okay gotcha, I also heard that not a single of their submarines work
>browsing /k/
do you have a gun yourself, or are you just interested in that kind of stuff a lot?
fine you can have her if you love her so much baka...

cat protecs what?

Just interested. Couldn't afford one and wouldn't know what to do with it, since I'm not interested in hunting. It's surprisingly one of the most civil boards out there.

oh okay
>It's surprisingly one of the most civil boards out there.
not after mass shootings lol

Whatever you need protected, accepts payment in Rubles and blyns.

What's your favourite part of the female body?

Mine's the smile.

thanks just don't get sad about it

face

cats are not smart enough to protec anything, dawgs are

My cat protects "it's territory" from smokers. It won't even let my grandfather sit down anywhere.

Though, dogs are indeed much more reliable as protectors.

considering they are 2D
tummy
so sad, I think I will suicide

lol

Yo, haven't been here for a while. Where did + /ausnz/ go?

better yet all of it, it depends really on how she looks

That's sick!

Same.

From what i understand, Scatvians and a couple of weebs either scared everyone off or started making separate threads.

they strayed left

>so sad, I think I will suicide
OH NO DON'T DO IT

Don't. There's no need yet. Greenland isn't a real country.

all me to be honest
I beat them with my autism tho it was a long battle

Remember - no waifus after death and the famed 70 virgins are virgins for a reason.


:/ not cool, bru

you really care for me? kawaii!!!
lol okay it was a joke

>:/ not cool, bru
shut the fuck up they are faggots you wouldn't want them here yourself

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update on azusa:
he committed practical suicide
still alive but he wont last long

Yes absolutely that's what friends do

oh, ok

But I remember them, those guys were alright and kept us company during the night hours. And it's not like these threads aren't full of gay as they are now.