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youtube.com/watch?v=HdahP278OSM
wakey wakey cucktholics

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Well done Islam. You're second biggest.

i hate west invaders in this thread so
sage

konnichiwow friends

Stop sending terrorists you filthy obsessed 72 virgins scum.

I heard every tourist will get 72 virgins,I want my malay-bf now

that's filipin' sex tourism campaign
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5317151/Duterte-mocks-ISIS-offering-tourists-42-virgins.html

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who loves bacon here?

bacon is meme food and you should feel bad for liking it.

Most Christians are non practicising or cultural Christians.

Why are tagalogs so scared of federalism?

Brown girls shouldn't be idols.

Dear brown people,

Please stop.

Thanks.

Truly a physically superior creature. All hail pinoy people.

>Useless
for us for sure

These are not regular brown. They're MEDS (Spanish).

This one can be cute if she takes care her face and body from now on.

This one shouldn't be allowed to become an idol.

big dick bitch dot com

actually your neighbor is also scared of it

themalaymailonline.com/malaysia/article/american-woman-arrested-after-pepper-spraying-cops-firemen#43YarQxFYV19xRum.97

Braise Murrica :DDDDDD

You can't blame us for that. Our experience was so bad with federalism which created by Dutch's narrative.
Beside we're pseudo-federal country now after we give each provinces regional autonomy after the reformation. Also don't forget we have two states (Aceh and Yogyakarta) inside a country.

Nah we're just afraid that the mindanao will go full durka and became a tourist

>tourist
But nothing wrong with that as long as they enter your country legally, and they will leave your country as soon as their tourism period is over.

what?
how bad was it?
afaik you guys have Pancasila which unified Indonesia

Seems like it's actually the Visayans and maybe to a lesser extent the Moros who really support federalism. Everyone else is either indifferent or dislikes the idea, mostly because of a fear that political dynasties will only get stronger.

Basically back then Dutch recognised us as sovereign country if we changed our government to federalism, then United States of Indonesia was created. Many of us argued that it was Dutch's narrative to divide et impera us as you can see with those shitty half-assed borders . Ironically, all states later gradually dissolved themselves into republic of Indonesia after 7 months reformed. Yeah USI only exists for only less than a year (dec 1949-aug 1950).

when you relocate a special forces base to the butt's edge of your neighbour border you pretty much shows how much you 'welcome' their tourist

How come Cebuanos hate democracy even though almost everyone else does? Whenever I go online, apart from maybe some old-timer Ilocano Marcos loyalists, most Filipino groups support democracy.

shut up javanese nigger!

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Wtf siamese boys
nst.com.my/world/2018/02/331799/penis-whitening-fad-keeps-worlds-surgeons-night

>PARIS: Plastic surgeons raised red flags this week about a penis whitening fad in skin colour-fixated Thailand, dismissing the procedure as a phallic "fashion" with uncertain benefits and many risks.

>Requiring the use of lasers, acid, or chemicals, the latest craze in genital beautification can leave men with burns, scars, taut skin, or the exact opposite of what they were after in the first place – a darker penis or a spotted one, the experts warned.

Thais are fucked in the head.

Why would you want to whiten your penis? I thought black penis is the strongest?

you know CNY is near when hot, dry and blinding sunny weather is back
wew

HOLY FUCK IT'S FUCKING HOT RIGHT NOW

33C is not really hot, m8.

32c with 45% humidity in KL rn

it's not hot if you stay indoor nigger. I walked outside for 5 minutes and i got back home looking like a negro.
Still hot. I feel like jew being thrown in the oven right now.

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Its in thier blood

>75% humidity
AAAAAHHHHHHHH

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>embracing Semitic religions
yucky island mudslimes

Christian is also semitic religion, you tard.

that is just your bangla genes at work

What?
You got Johorean there?

>have lunch at restaurant with mum just now
>lady stranger comes and shares table with us
>mum and lady have small talk
>lady asks my mum [spoiler]"how old is your daughter?"[/spoiler]

Most Muslims are non practising or cultural Muslims
They may not eat pork but most of them don't actually pray 5 times a day because that requires effort

>he thinks im a christcuck

soyboy spotted

Malaysianons help me out
Is there a red light district near main place @ USJ21?

Good.

Inshallah Islam will be the only religion

You and Bakahime should hang out in Kuching

S H A H A L A M
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jom Sushi King

he look so fucking weird with that large nose, the only good pic is when he clear his forehead.
also what happen to him nowadays

When Flipbong got doxxed he no longer has partner to ERP with on /asean/

I'm way on the other side of klang valley

k, I kinda always wanted to go to Kuching
Sarawak is the only state I never been to before

Shame that I used to have good discussions with him before he went full ERP with flipbong, or maybe not, but as far as I know he was Malaysian also a tripfag too.

>that nose

kek

does kuching means cat in in your terrorist talk?

post tummy pls

si, señor

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:DDDDDDDDDD

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Is it true that Vietnam is the smartest developing nation in ASEAN?

That would be Singapore if you count them as developing country, if not then that would be Malaysia.

Also this, they do as well on PISA scores as 1st world countries. Why are they a shithole?

I looked up ASEAN avg iq, seems like Vietnam and Malaysia are close

forgot pic

cut your hair,user

Weird nose
also could use a haricut

he need a rhinoplasty first

>global average is 84.3
How the fuck?

here, with pointy erect nipples as a bonus
youtube.com/watch?v=85pNGqopwCQ

>self-hating SEAs mocking other SEAs for having a big nose when their nose is probably twice as big

>self-hating SEAs' criteria for an attractive nose is the complete opposite of an actual SEA's natural-born nose

>self-hating SEAs telling other SEAs to get plastic surgery to look less SEA

wtf...

Africans averaging at like 70 doesn't help

>hitler 141
praise the fuhrer

>Israel with thier 6 million IQ not in the list

fake and gay

so there is a faggot pinoy who tried to force the new wojack...

True, tb h. "Islam KTP", refers to Indonesians who are not identify as muslim even though their ID says so. Probably like quarter of muslim population here are mostly "Islam KTP"

>gosok oil dekat badan diorang
dream job

then we can just force our own meme UwU

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Who should I shame until suicide to stop this?

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Tell me user. My hatred for anything gay related is way beyond that of even a muslim.

Finally getting back into hax so I can bypass these stupid Smart data caps. I kinda missed this stuff.

go my child, shitpost on /u/, /y/ and tumblr till the banhammer of the infidel struck you down

yada yada yada.... Next thing I know, I soiled my pants :D

did you did it in a mart?

Today is my seiyuufu Haruka Tomatsu's birthday. What to do?

what no, i was edging on /gif/
sedar tak sedar my right thigh felt cold and wet

buy a rope and do it

This

>pee noise

>Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god.
AAAAAAAAAAAA
IM READY
CNY HERE I COME

are you going to spend your ang-pao on crypto?