rancid smelling bellend edition
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alri
cara
my balls are incredibly musky right now, it's intoxicating
still distraught over my best friend from when my best friend at school stopped talking to me when I was 15
I had a post I was saving for the new thread and now I can't remember what it was.
I've been good, honestly.
anime
currently at the pub
need a bf
why he do that la
How can Brits compete with such speed?
This isn't even the fastest train in China
'ver the 'oor
'ake me the 'oor
No homosex posts allowed below this line
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do this all the time, in fact just did it now
memory is awful, reckon it's because I do absolutely nothing all day every day and that's been my life for years
HEY MAMA
I KNOW I ACT THE FOOL
I PROMISE YOU I'M GOING BACK TO SCHOOL
I APPRECIATE IF YOU WOULDN'T LAUGH AT ME
I JUST WANT YOU TO BE PROUD OF ME
I'm count cockula
upvote
Studied Metaphysical Wanking Techniques at the School of Hard Chugs
Studied Applied Glue Sniffing at the University of Solvent Abuse
post more nice women
That shit was bananas
genuinely depressed that I'll never have had any kind of sex before I end up finally killing myself soon, apart from like, one blowie when I was fifteen
I don't know
He stopped accepting my invites on xbox, stayed away from me at school, changed his route home so we didn't walk together
it realy upset me
marina visconti
>fake tits
just been for a checkup with doctor bumwank
he says I'll need to stuff a lot more cucumbers up my hole if I want to achieve the labour governments recommended degree of anal elasticity
used to think I was trans when I was younger
came to the conclusion that I was always just a power bottom twink
oh shit new ep
hope frieza dies permanently
>one blowie when I was fifteen
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>A soldier comes across an exceedingly ugly old witch as he is returning home from war. The witch tells the soldier that he will be rich if he climbs inside a nearby tree to fetch her grandmother’s tinderbox. In the tree, there are three chests full of money, one guarded by a dog with eyes as big as teacups, one by a dog with eyes as big as mill wheels, and the last by a dog with eyes as big as the round tower of Copenhagen. She gives him her blue checked apron and explains that if he places each dog upon it, he will be able to pass by unhindered.
ever read your own post without realising you're the one that made it
haha wow that looks like trash
as a virgin of near 21 years old im starting to get a real grasp on what it means to be a true loser
hope this isnt you liverpool
I'm you deserve better, user
wish my dick worked
Imagine being this hung up
*click*
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what's this?
it was -1 in the last pic lol
Heroin:
>Miles Davis
>Jim Morrison
>Jimi Hendrix
>Lou Reed
weed:
>snoop dogg
>bob marley
further proof that heroin is by far the coolest drug
just shag a prossie you utter mong
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good lad, now ride my big cock
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Hey Paul, Hey Paul, Hey Paul, let's have a ball
ktf
people who just cut off contact without saying why are the worst
negroes
*hides post*
Oh well, this was a one off for me, I'm not a mong. No offence.
bad gimmick
Waiting until all dbs is dubbed before i watch it desu. Cant watch the sub since ive grown up watching the dbz dub and im used to the english voices.
>hope frieza dies permanently
You are out of luck my friend
unironically yes, proper scary when you realise
why are 'gro's so good at dancing?
GRIM
would rather die
fuck off you fat ugly spic, seriously, kill yourself, not even playing around, just kill yourself
can't stand poor people
hope the janny cracks down on you quick smart
would love to boot the legs of this chair and watch his runty little malteser head smash on the floor beneath him
It's weird how quickly Goku's 900 year old female VA lures you in
He's Mexican and we all hate him. Think he's being sincere not a gimmick
Talked to a girl
ah yes the so called rorke intellect
>getting a blowie at 15
aha i do this
haha none taken :'^)
well done la
what on earth does this have to do with british culture
Hey Rabbi, watcha' doin?
humeur actuelle
obviously fake
>james woods is retweeting @deus_vult78
jesus christ someone inform whoever's simulating our reality it's gone off course
how come you're a virgin?
Destroyed the short term memory with 3+ years of benzo abuse
me when i was 15
>go to school
>talk to nobody
>come home
>spend all my free time playing vidya, wanking, watching the occasional anime and browsing Sup Forums
me at 22
>go to work
>talk to nobody
>come home
>spend all my free time playing vidya, wanking, watching the occasional anime and browsing Sup Forums
truly remarkable progress i've made
WHY CAN ALL BLACK PEOPLE DANCE
the author of the bazza stanton account wrote this
Constantly. It's worst when you think, who the fuck is posting this utter shite in /brit/? And it's you.
pussy crackers
james woods is an uber conservative
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>he thinks this is a simulation and not the real thing
oh I have some bad news for you
hello nigger
first of all, fuck you
secondly, what reasons do you have for doing this
I miss feeling the touch of the gf. The skin on skin. The cuddles. The showers together. I miss being close to someone.
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NO SOCIAL SKILLS
sorry for shouting
It's 20° in the train
Absolute banger:
youtube.com
makes me proud to be british
i was born a virgin
>>james woods is retweeting @deus_vult78
>jesus christ someone inform whoever's simulating our reality it's gone off course
willy keeps leaking piss
FONFT
join the army, at the very least you'll make friends with other disfunctional manchildren
same lad, and honestly made the depressing realisation I was happier at school. I had no friends and hated it and it was still better than now
hAHhaHHAH
fucks sake replied to myself again
I love Brits but hate British expats.
Anyone shares these feels?
same, but I'm unemployed scum
going to sleep
goodnight dear bros