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want to caress him and stick my willy in him and do a sex wee

alri

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the queen of brit

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honestly I would definitely shag him

I can't believe this mess was on the board for so long and no one cleaned it up.

anime

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so lovely

Neighbors are DUDE WEED'ing outside my window again

he's so cute. I love him

Go tuck me into bed, and wake me when I'm dead

think about suicide all the time
have done for years and years

don't be an autist bud, go ask if you can join em

flat mate was smoking weed last night and it stank so today I went and threw all his weed down the toilet

no you didn't

smoked a joint outside some faggots house earlier haha

Virginity means you're a genetic reject who has been expunged from the pool by natural selection

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Should go to bed because I have plans tomorrow but I'm just sat here listening to shit on youtube.

GOOD lad

tried to suffocate myself with a pillow when I was 11

whats wrong with me
why am i so weird

tall black shadow as you're getting off the bus
shadow shows no emotion so what even the fuss
but the face of your boy casts a darker picture
of the red handed act he's gonna whisper

if you did that to me I'd break your neck

bendre

Oh god no, they've not gone and set a bit of a plant on fire? How terrible!!!!

>natural selection
hmm no
if it wasn't against the law, there wouldn't be virgins
men would go out and steal a lady and rape her dozens of times

there's nothing else quite like it

>Oh god no, they've not gone and set a bit of a plant on fire? How terrible!!!!

no you wouldn't
be quiet

Dawned on me that I'm just not normal. Simple as

the soyboy fantasy

He asked me if I knew where it had gone and I said he probably smoked it all lol

hate /brit/

hate Sup Forums

pretty sure i'd shag a cute lad but don't think i'd enjoy it as much as shagging a cute girl

tried stabbing myself multiple times and the knife just bounces off my skin

I want to drop a bomb on all of central Scotland and start a newan life in rural Australia. How do I go about this?

If you're a virgin in your 20s you're obviously too meek, too weak, and too pathetic to be capable of raping a woman in any circumstance

druggy degenerates should be put imprisoned for a minimum of 10 years

Imagine the smell.

>Oh god no, they've not gone and set a bit of a plant on fire? How terrible!!!!

timothy james byrne here from my flat in high wycombe

I reckon I'd be quite a bit more enjoyable than a lot of girls

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>Oh god no, they've not gone and set a bit of a pIant on fire? How terrible!!!!

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nah, that's all just a product of our modern society

>no you wouldn't
>be quiet

watching altered carbon

even though it rips off the blade runner series i still quite enjoy it

dying, lads

corr

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sara's started a youtube singing channel

how's tim been doing? haven't checked up on him for ages

kyary

hate myself

>shag a girl
warm moist fanny, evolved over millions of years to provide pleasure
>shag a lad
hairy bumhole, evolved to eliminate bacteria, dead blood cells and food
>finish shagging a girl
lay together snuggling, endorphin surge from fulfilling one's evolutionary mandate
>finish shagging a lad
disgust at what you've done, go to the bathroom to peel off the shit-soaked condom as he silently puts his clothes on and leaves without saying a word

I've gotten to the point where I know I'd regret it, but i want to suck cute trap cock.

Fuck this place

why is he always so sweaty/greasy?

>mfw druggie scum in my /brit/

You shatter me
Your grip on me - a hold on me so dull it kills
You stifle me
Infectious sense of hopelessness and prayers for rain
I suffocate
I breathe in dirt and nowhere shines but desolate and drab
The hours all spent on killing time again all waiting for the rain

is it okay?
was hoping it might be alright.

hmmm this drug really makes you think

not well. he had a power outage a few days ago and thought the hackers had disabled his electricity

perhaps

never truly done it with a man but i guess the idea just doesn't appeal to me as much since it's just an idea, not informed by experience. makes sense i guess

Do soyboys even do drugs?

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oh what an ordinary day

I think I read that book.

still doing the same videos everyday

are you speaking from a tragic experience?

all me

hello nigger

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

there's loads of ad's on the billboards here about that, never seen an ad for netflix before, it's weird

They're to timid and pathetic to do coke but they all DUDE WEED which only serves to increase their already-high oestrogen levels

fuck drumpf

want this yank dead

I'm glad I spent it with /brit/

>never truly done it with a man
>the idea just doesn't appeal to me as much since it's just an idea, not informed by experience

It's not your fault

Gays can't have sex with each other. You cannot have sex with the digestive system any more than you can have sex with a tractor, a pair of scissors or a Papa Johns pizza. It's not sex, it's the equivalent of a dog humping a table leg, the animal is just horny and confused.

this
hate yanks

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ive been hearing symphonies

Only downers like weed or xan

Shit like coke or eccies are too dangerous for them

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find a cute lad, shag him senseless and see if you enjoy it

was hoping it would be more Gibson than Dick

I saw a boy throwing a paper at a bin today and saying 'Oi bin, catch', then when he missed said 'stupid cunt that was an easy throw'. Ah British youths, such refined specimens.

yeah I like it, I can see how the cyberpunk aesthetic could be off-putting for some but I think the show definitely benefits from it and has its own neat elements and themes that make it enjoyable

yanks are not human

that's exactly how low class women behave around here too. professional whores

Wasted my childhood playing videogames. FUCK.

nice insight cheers

hope the fart posting spamming spic gets captured by a cartel, skinned alive, ribs cracked open and his insides pulled out, whilst he's alive

>Sinead

What is it with Irishwomen and thinking that getting pregnant is the solution to all life's problems

I'm into girls and the thought of having sex with a bloke repulses me but I've often thought about kissing a lad, just to see what it's like