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want to caress him and stick my willy in him and do a sex wee
alri
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the queen of brit
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honestly I would definitely shag him
I can't believe this mess was on the board for so long and no one cleaned it up.
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so lovely
Neighbors are DUDE WEED'ing outside my window again
he's so cute. I love him
Go tuck me into bed, and wake me when I'm dead
think about suicide all the time
have done for years and years
don't be an autist bud, go ask if you can join em
flat mate was smoking weed last night and it stank so today I went and threw all his weed down the toilet
no you didn't
smoked a joint outside some faggots house earlier haha
Virginity means you're a genetic reject who has been expunged from the pool by natural selection
Should go to bed because I have plans tomorrow but I'm just sat here listening to shit on youtube.
GOOD lad
tried to suffocate myself with a pillow when I was 11
whats wrong with me
why am i so weird
tall black shadow as you're getting off the bus
shadow shows no emotion so what even the fuss
but the face of your boy casts a darker picture
of the red handed act he's gonna whisper
if you did that to me I'd break your neck
bendre
Oh god no, they've not gone and set a bit of a plant on fire? How terrible!!!!
>natural selection
hmm no
if it wasn't against the law, there wouldn't be virgins
men would go out and steal a lady and rape her dozens of times
there's nothing else quite like it
>Oh god no, they've not gone and set a bit of a plant on fire? How terrible!!!!
no you wouldn't
be quiet
Dawned on me that I'm just not normal. Simple as
the soyboy fantasy
He asked me if I knew where it had gone and I said he probably smoked it all lol
hate /brit/
hate Sup Forums
pretty sure i'd shag a cute lad but don't think i'd enjoy it as much as shagging a cute girl
tried stabbing myself multiple times and the knife just bounces off my skin
I want to drop a bomb on all of central Scotland and start a newan life in rural Australia. How do I go about this?
If you're a virgin in your 20s you're obviously too meek, too weak, and too pathetic to be capable of raping a woman in any circumstance
druggy degenerates should be put imprisoned for a minimum of 10 years
Imagine the smell.
>Oh god no, they've not gone and set a bit of a plant on fire? How terrible!!!!
timothy james byrne here from my flat in high wycombe
I reckon I'd be quite a bit more enjoyable than a lot of girls
>tried stabbing myself multiple times and the knife just bounces off my skin
>Oh god no, they've not gone and set a bit of a pIant on fire? How terrible!!!!
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nah, that's all just a product of our modern society
>no you wouldn't
>be quiet
watching altered carbon
even though it rips off the blade runner series i still quite enjoy it
dying, lads
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sara's started a youtube singing channel
how's tim been doing? haven't checked up on him for ages
kyary
hate myself
>shag a girl
warm moist fanny, evolved over millions of years to provide pleasure
>shag a lad
hairy bumhole, evolved to eliminate bacteria, dead blood cells and food
>finish shagging a girl
lay together snuggling, endorphin surge from fulfilling one's evolutionary mandate
>finish shagging a lad
disgust at what you've done, go to the bathroom to peel off the shit-soaked condom as he silently puts his clothes on and leaves without saying a word
I've gotten to the point where I know I'd regret it, but i want to suck cute trap cock.
Fuck this place
why is he always so sweaty/greasy?
>mfw druggie scum in my /brit/
You shatter me
Your grip on me - a hold on me so dull it kills
You stifle me
Infectious sense of hopelessness and prayers for rain
I suffocate
I breathe in dirt and nowhere shines but desolate and drab
The hours all spent on killing time again all waiting for the rain
is it okay?
was hoping it might be alright.
hmmm this drug really makes you think
not well. he had a power outage a few days ago and thought the hackers had disabled his electricity
perhaps
never truly done it with a man but i guess the idea just doesn't appeal to me as much since it's just an idea, not informed by experience. makes sense i guess
Do soyboys even do drugs?
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oh what an ordinary day
I think I read that book.
still doing the same videos everyday
are you speaking from a tragic experience?
all me
hello nigger
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.
there's loads of ad's on the billboards here about that, never seen an ad for netflix before, it's weird
They're to timid and pathetic to do coke but they all DUDE WEED which only serves to increase their already-high oestrogen levels
fuck drumpf
want this yank dead
I'm glad I spent it with /brit/
>never truly done it with a man
>the idea just doesn't appeal to me as much since it's just an idea, not informed by experience
It's not your fault
Gays can't have sex with each other. You cannot have sex with the digestive system any more than you can have sex with a tractor, a pair of scissors or a Papa Johns pizza. It's not sex, it's the equivalent of a dog humping a table leg, the animal is just horny and confused.
this
hate yanks
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ive been hearing symphonies
Only downers like weed or xan
Shit like coke or eccies are too dangerous for them
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find a cute lad, shag him senseless and see if you enjoy it
was hoping it would be more Gibson than Dick
I saw a boy throwing a paper at a bin today and saying 'Oi bin, catch', then when he missed said 'stupid cunt that was an easy throw'. Ah British youths, such refined specimens.
yeah I like it, I can see how the cyberpunk aesthetic could be off-putting for some but I think the show definitely benefits from it and has its own neat elements and themes that make it enjoyable
yanks are not human
that's exactly how low class women behave around here too. professional whores
Wasted my childhood playing videogames. FUCK.
nice insight cheers
hope the fart posting spamming spic gets captured by a cartel, skinned alive, ribs cracked open and his insides pulled out, whilst he's alive
>Sinead
What is it with Irishwomen and thinking that getting pregnant is the solution to all life's problems
I'm into girls and the thought of having sex with a bloke repulses me but I've often thought about kissing a lad, just to see what it's like