Whats up with Kevin Smith

Can we talk about Kevin Smith and his shirt?

Hes a big guy but he cant think it really hides the fat, he has a lot of loyalty to this shirt for a washed up hack.

If he took it off would he die? he actually married a couple wearing it. he wears it to funerals, i bet he wears it to bed.

why would you not take off a shirt before throwing yourself in bed?

>why would you not take off a shirt before throwing yourself in bed?
Because I don't want to

Uh, you don't get to hug Christina Aguilera.

I don't like sleeping shirtless.

Whoa I never noticed Kevin's huge bad spot n the back of his head before

God damn I wish I could get her pregnant

That bald spot comes out of nowhere like a Shamylon twist

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>When user wants a lowkey Thicctina thread

why does it always happen

I want to lick her clit till it bleeds

when is thicc too thicc?

goddamn what a milf

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put your ass on my fucking face

no

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She's a big girl.

you know who is that on the right?

that's kevin smith wife

but did you know who took that photo?

kevin smith.

That screen tearing

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He did an interview once on some podcast or something where he talked about it. It has something to do with his marketing and his "brand". It's like, his trademarked look or some shit. Like oh, you want Kevin Smith to do a thing, well you'll get him, sweater and all.

Jesus fucking Christ how did she age so well