Be Portugal

>be Portugal
>50% of the burned land in EU this year comes from Portugal alone
>EU says it cant help because there's no resources..
>Russian promptly lends us 2 BE-200 firefighting planes

shoutout to RUSSIA for being awesome!

also fuck EU

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Maybe you should have contributed to the economy you suddenly want help from.

>>EU says it cant help because there's no resources..

They can find billions for foreign "development" though.

>while Portugal joins economic sanctions against Russia

Yeah, the EU is fucked. I hope you guys join us in leaving and improving ties with Russia.

Based russia, as always.

small country, how can we help? we can't help ourselfs

i didn't, my government did which i had no saying.

You sound like a bitch nigga desu

>leaf

The russians were there for us during the Great Forestfires of `07.
Shit was so bad that help was offerd from Scandinavia to Israel and T*rkey.

I'll sell you a CL-415 for $35 million. Come on, Spain bought them. Sell some fish or something and buy some.

Looks like something a father and son put together from a kit in their garage

what a fuckin joke of a country you are Canada

The world laughs at you tryhards

T-Thanks, this is pretty embarrassing. Also thanks to Morocco as well for the help.

Poortugal, where Africa begins.

We are helping you too Alberto, forget about Bruselas, they only help rapefuges now.

That is our greatest technology arrghhhh

op how bad are muzzies in porty land?

Why didn't you wait and month and then call South Africa?

They did the same for us couple of years ago. Good guy Putin.

>Currently, two Spanish Canadair aircraft and two Moroccan planes are also at work extinguishing the forest fires.

sorry you're right. thanks best neighbor!

> give billions for arab rapefugees
> not a cent for european nations

End this world plow

how bad are the less than 0.1% of muzzies in Portugal?

dunno, never actually seen one that's how rare they are.

Wish we could send help, we'd have no experience with these things at all though

They have less than most western countries, the number of shitskins in one country is inversely proportional with how much gibmedats that country give to them.

Leave the EU.

if only it was that easy..

>it is late evening in the Kremlin
>a lithe shining blonde haired boy races down a hallway
>after a moment unlocking doors and loading guns the door opens to Putin working at his desk
>the courier boy hands him a slip of paper with a smile
>a small smile and a gentle nod follows putin reading the OP
>he turns to the boy and says

>Beautiful. tell them to add more sterilizing retardant to the flame retardant

Time for us to gtfo of Europe.

No point in being in a Union that doesn't give a shit about us and treats us like third class citizens.

You contribute nothing you literal parasite.

If you had offered asylum to more people, they'd have put the fire out for you.

This

Poortugal is just another African nation, just like Albania is a Turkish nation.

They're both in Europe but not actually European

You have forests?

>a fucking leaf

Alberto Barbarossa and Ivan Ivanovich are now friends.

...

EU is globalist. That means people already inside the prison gotta take a back seat to people from outside.

there's bantz and there's being ignorant. you're the latter.

now go back to prep your wifes rapefugee bull

you should write a novel, user

I would love to. But there are no jobs and no money.

ayy lmao, when you remember Russia offered Canada the same shit, but Justin Trudeau was like thanks, but no thanks.

had

What I want to know is why the fuck isn't Hungary helping.
youtu.be/GOlq6RRh3sg

But the sequel involves raping you again and not going to space.

shut up and gibs me dats mane.
Help a brotha out, we dindu nuttin

Hungarians are using this to spray nitroglycerin on immigrants.

Typical african attitude. Make something then. Go to the forest and gather wood and make furniture. Go to the sea and catch fish. Raise animals. Plant crops and harvest them. Work, you, work.

>EU has money for millions of niggers and arabs
>has no money to fight forest fires in member states
Really makes you think

You're wrong, burger. These planes are the best ever built for that use.

You sound upset

>60%
kek

>∆he doesn't know how subversion works

The wood it's all burned out and there are fishing quotas.

There is already plenty of farming and livestock specially in rural areas.

There is no work here. Even our former president told young people to gtfo. And all this austerity keeps the government from making incentives to create jobs or lowering taxes on business.

So tell me, how can we get out of this downward spiral ? More rapefugees ? More austerity ? More going back in time to farming just to eat ?

>seriously responding to Sup Forums memery

They're working on making your government more competitive. ec.europa.eu/economy_finance/assistance_eu_ms/documents/ppt_for_technical_briefing_15052014_en.pdf your industry simply was not fitting for the current era.

>62% of 360 million is 192 million, the largest white population on earth
You seriously trying to use that meme?

who is the number 1 shitposting country on Sup Forums

canada,australia, or the UK

Farming isn't going back in time. It is legitimate profession to feed people. You think it's going back in time because you actually have to do hard work instead of sitting in an office browsing reddit all day.

The fuck? Russia helped us? loool

> "We hate the EU! We don't want it to infringe on our lives! Fuck EU-Army, Fuck EU-Police.. fuck everything EU related!"
>"Please help us put out these forest fires..."

You sons of bitches..

No sources whatsoever, so you can assume its just Russians shilling.

fuck off Harperite.

PRAISE VLADIMIR!!

We already have those faggot.

Your shit burned this year as well and your climate is like the fucking artic compared to us. What the fuck are you trying to teach? lol stf and go fap one to trudeau.

by that logic
>40% of 360m is 144m the second largest non white population in the world

sputniknews.com/latam/20160812/1044211238/portugal-fire-help-russia.html

What the fuck did you study? It's fucking easy to find a job in Lisbon or Porto, if you know what you are doing.

>2016
>not hiring African firefigthers

Do you even Trudeau?...

news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/canada-tells-singing-sa-firefighters-to-go-home-20160611

reuters.com/article/us-canada-wildfire-south-africa-idUSKCN0YV2MC

reuters.com/article/us-canada-wildfire-south-africa-idUSKCN0YV2MC

>Small country

No excuse m8, see my flag

EU wants to unify gibmedats
express.co.uk/news/world/699648/Jean-Claude-Juncker-secret-plans-dictate-EU-nations-revealed-Brexit-vote

Shure. After taking a STEM masters degree you can serve tourists on bars. With luck you can work for a consultant for like 700 800 euros tops

Go fuck yourself faggot.

Sorry but portugal is just a failure of a state

You pay to eu 1.7bn and eu gives you back about 5bn a year

And now you cry for more free stuff?

>muh plane avro arrow
>get cucked and scrap it
>muh cl-415
>half country burns and is impotent

L E A F
E
A
F

butt mad serb detected, thanks for the land fag

Where did you graduate from? I am working part-time and studying atm and earning 4 times the hourly minimum wage. I could easily get full-time entry positions earning 1200-1400€ in Lisbon. In fact, most of my friends are earning precisely that. And if you go to other places in Europe you can earn much more, but that makes no difference because of the cost of living.

Your point is what?
Also
>By that logic
Its statistical fact not logic halfbreed

>EU says it cant help because there's no ressources
you mean no profit for doing so
gj Russia

my point is you're calling other countries "africa" when your statistics show you're the most African country in western civilization.

also
>memes about Portugal being black
>complains when others meme about USA

In fact, I know a guy who went to Angola before it went to shit and he was getting 4000€ net in Angola, with all his living expenses there paid. And he was living in a gated community with no Angolans. The guy had 1 year experience at the time.

>memes about Portugal being black
I made no such claim
You're all halfbreed non-whites though
Also
Land mass + infinite growth + economic monopolization + victim complex = why the nigger population here is so big
You guys literally are just letting them take over

t. Alberto Barbosa

t. Alberto Barbosa.

Just goes to show you, Russia actually cares about Europe. The EU only cares about sand people.

Russia is the real MVP.

I work on an airport in British Columbia, see water bombers taking off constantly, even now that the big Alberta fire is long out.

Living in a tiny piece of shit country that would be vastly improved by massive wildfires must make you pretty salty, I understand.

Portugal pay 1.7bn to eu and recieve 5bn each year...
They are in no position to cry about anything

Portugal looks comfy I wanna go :3

First post SHIT post.

If you think about it, there is only one leader in the world today.

That's Putin.

Everyone else is just a fucking muppet.

Putin just does whatever the fuck he wants.

He just gives an order and shit get done.

I also wanted to express my sympathy Portubro. We also have problems with fires almost every summer.

I hope based Putin's planes help you.

this from a guy that expects turist to pay servizio

You act as though we are in control of our govt, no one in Western Europe is.

Press F to fuck EU

>Putin just does whatever the fuck he wants.
>He just gives an order and shit get done.
Well that's kind of expected from a Tsar.

They're purpose built firefighting aircraft Ameribro, rugged as fuck.


Albertas (Ft. McMurray) fires wouldn't have been so bad if our NDP government hadn't SOLD our CL-415s too Turkey last year because "lel, fires will be controlled by rain & we'll just borrow BC's aircraft"..

OH, and then our governments turned down Russia's offer of free huge converted transportation / firefighting airframes to help.

Gznsidgegskau!

>Russiastan cares about anything other than acquiring land
Yeah no
This is the exact same thing as Russian government supporting and in some cases even funding the "right wing" political parties in Europe
Kill yourself pinko

t. Alberto Barbosa

Is Front National controlled opposition?

russia is le ebin corrupt superpowas

it goes against narrative to take their assistance

thankfully justin was samefagging the shit out of queers and muslims while the fire was happening to help distract the rest of the country

>Boehoe I am small and weak you MUST help me

You are starting to sound like a nigger

That's obvious with Angela's rapefugee quotas, but that doesn't gonna pass, specially with the eastern countries.

Even more, some of our rapefugees were given apartments to live, money, spanish classes for free and so on. well, entire rapefugees families disappear.
They don't want to stay in Spain or Italy, they want Germany, Sweden, UK or France.

>Helping people fight off fires and possibly saving lives is the same as funding right wingers

How does it feel being a cynical piece of shit?

So why are cucked European countries with strict gun laws better at shooting than the US?Explain yourselves Americucks

Just the EU proving why it's hated.

That did come across like that.

I hope what he's trying to say is that a small country like ours at the moment can't directly compete with the other bigger european powers, so the EU was rigged from the start.

An outcome like this where the bigger economies carry the smaller economies was the only possible outcome with the push for centralization of power. It makes Europe weaker, it is in (((their))) best interests.

Our farmers were even paid to cease functions so that the larger EU markets could take over instead.

proof that Trudeau is just another puppet for the americans

Yet there you are begging eu for cash..

Like those losers in their 30 without a job getting a weekly allowance from their parents who pays their rent too..
But they are indipendent

You pay coperto you idiot...in italy we don t force tips...actually restaurants gives you a sale if you are part of a big table