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/brit/
Wyatt Smith
Jacob Long
Want to give high school another shot
Would stop myself from quitting rugby and cricket for a start, and would spend year 10/11 actually talking to girls and going out instead of playing video games and browsing the chon
I was on a normal path until then.
Eli Ramirez
Poo willy arse cunt
Luis White
...
Caleb Young
alan thinks hes an academic but has 0 cites for his work lol
Tyler Barnes
Come On You Spurs
Juan Wood
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HEY THERE YORKSHIRE WE REALLY CHUFFING LOVE YA
Angel Price
Poo bum
Jackson Richardson
hate her name
hate her accent
Benjamin Anderson
ayo ayo yo yo it's rappin bruce
nerds rappin from a book thinking folks'll be shook
but their lines ain't shit cus their lyrics got no bit
ten dollar words on songs that sound like TURDS
Evan Thomas
*makes gas noises between his teeth*
Luis Robinson
wagwan,
Robert Jones
I love you Sophie
Ryan Adams
Bet he's enraged that any white blonde virgin dweeb could go to Thailand and get younger tighter pussy with no effort simply because he's white. Imagine how humiliating that must be.
Luis Foster
poo poo poo bum
Caleb Richardson
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Adam Lewis
Unironically had 2 slices of toast and a glass of vodka for brekky
On way to an afterparty, was still hungry so got the ol' S&B melt from Gregg's
Was as mediocre as I remember, really don't understand who rates that place.
>tfw no stims
Owen Wright
eugh...
Chase Bennett
when women say they want a funny man they mean they find attractive men funny
when women say they want an ambitious man they mean they find attractive men ambitious
when women say they want an interesting man they mean they find attractive men interesting
Sebastian Morris
Mon frère, what’s kickin’
Nolan Lee
>OOGA BOOGA, GRUG HAVE BIG DICK
>LOOK AT GRUG DICK
Gabriel Barnes
...
Nolan Sullivan
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I'm ready to having my mid-toil heart attack soon
Noah Murphy
delet
Elijah Gonzalez
nothing much innit just having a nice sunday morning
what's up with you
Josiah Harris
there's nothing i could do different really
maybe lower my standards so i could at least have had one gf but i don't think i'd be any happier for it
Jaxon Butler
Shut the fuck up
Asher Barnes
"I'm rich and I have a big penis, lets go"
You'd be amazed how often this works as a chat up line, despite being entirely false.
Camden Brown
Adam Collins
But what does it all mean?
Logan Clark
lost track of what it feels like to be not depressed
Caleb Butler
ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOOOOVE
Joshua King
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Connor Davis
...
Robert Rivera
Same here, not much tbqh.
Bit bored lately... what do you do with your free time? (part from chong)
Robert Martin
How about I heem you into atoms
Leo Russell
Nah, it's more than that lad, he's a British icon and manifestation of the musical artistry of the British soul, one in a long line. Just trying to figure out who's his contemporary equivalant.
Come off it Alan there's an illustrious nature and the contrast of the cheeky chappie still, it's simply untapped in the modern age. On another tangent, does the land of Mersault have a Robbie equivalent?
Chase Anderson
shut up bruce you're a wasteman
living there in your barren wasteland
think you're cool cause you're wacky
but I like you less than a paki
Josiah Diaz
not available in my cunt
Owen Rodriguez
...
Austin Long
Not a big fan of her last name but she is a qt
Charles Wright
lmao sorry, just needed to vent mate :s
Hudson Mitchell
I genuinely made a conscious decision at 15 or so to be a shut in
Henry Thomas
Sophie
Cameron Ross
the proto-gf
Gabriel Harris
I'm already in atoms you spastic
Brayden Bell
...
Joshua Torres
About to enter a Wetherspoons
Adrian Flores
...
Henry Diaz
AWOOOOOOGGAAA
Alexander Hernandez
mongish head
Jack Cook
I've been sewing a lot recently because a friend of mine told all her friends that i could tailor/taper clothing quite well so now I'm a bit busy with that but i'm getting paid too so it's good
just try to search for something you enjoy and try to invest yourself in it
Kayden Sanders
Carve '1488' on the wall in the bogs. There was a whole rorke wall in my local recently til it got painted over.
Angel Cooper
Talk shit like that to my face cunt and I'll stamp you a one way ticket to the atomsphere
Aiden Sanchez
WHAT IF YOU HAD SEX BUT NEEDED TO SIGN A CONTRACT
Thomas Collins
alri nan
Dominic Moore
Get out get out
Get get get out
Get get get out from here
Christopher Scott
retard
Landon Russell
...
Lucas Morgan
still miss maisiebro 2bh lads
Jayden Perez
you probably made the right choice
now you can off yourself before your prime's over instead of being stuck with a wife and kids
Connor Barnes
About to enter Waterstones
Alexander Jones
...
Ian Wright
good lid
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Evan Reyes
I'm a burning effigy
Of everything I used to be
Hudson Taylor
had a suicide pact with phimolad iirc
Jackson Martin
about to step foot in greggs
Jose Walker
>atomsphere
Elijah White
your weather's overcast
your good days are in the past
in Australia, times are sunny
but in London they're all SUNNI
Luis Ward
Good lid
Nathaniel Thompson
hows any of that retarded
Brandon Price
nah I'm progressing slowly through the unfuck-my-shit program
Xavier Roberts
AND THROUGH IT AAAALLLLL
Isaac Thomas
Could crack her arms with a swift flex of my bicep
Levi Young
That’s unusual, fair enough.
Might do try something like that one day
Oliver Roberts
...
Aiden Gonzalez
Lottie you hottie
Asher King
...
Bentley Stewart
Yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Blake Garcia
I hate Americans so fucking much lads I can’t stand them. Loud, obnoxious and they ALL have annoying nasally voices and once you notice you can’t unhear it.
Zachary Morris
this time you've went too far
you're a shia innit? bloody kuffar
clashing with me Iis not the answer
stay inside or you'll get skin cancer
Aiden Wilson
Top 5 Cities in the World Index According to /brit/
1. Coventry
2. Bristol '84
3. Brisbane mentioned
4. Wellington
5. Christchurch
Caleb Thomas
hate walking around at uni and hearing the odd snippet of yankese
Kayden Clark
Why can’t all girls have bodies like this? It’s not hard to eat well and exercise
Eli Lee
'Av a proper giggle I'll be quite polite but when I rock the mic I rock the mic right
Carson Sanders
nearly had a date with a yank bird but she turned out to be mental so i sacked it off
Jace Stewart
Lost again
Broken and weary
Unable to find my way
Tail in hand
Dizzy and clearly unable to
Just let this go
Connor Brooks
Do me in ya Monday milk
Ayden White
*shakes your rudebox*
Josiah Clark
my hips
Brayden Nelson
>Christchurch
Ah yes big fan of the post-war Berlin look
Brody Phillips
don't hate the average yank desu
a lot of them are good lads but a lot of them are utter fucking drongos
Ethan Green
smart but lazy and attractive but autistic
Isaac Lewis
did you know Coventry was bombed in the war
Nicholas Richardson
we dont talk about that one lad
Anthony Miller
Make a better list then you absolute twist
Benjamin Price
toil
Nathaniel Bailey
Literally me
Parker Taylor
Ronan Keating was better
Hudson Hill
not a bad tune
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