Here's your popcorn, sir. Enjoy the movie

Here's your popcorn, sir. Enjoy the movie

Thanks, I will.

Fuck you Robert, I don't watch capeshit

I don't understand this meme. Quick rundown?

What are you doing here, Robert? Did you satisfy my wife yet?

>tells me to enjoy the movie
>i hate the movie

CANT STOP ME

Don't tell me what to fucking do, bitch. What if I don't like the movie, huh? Did that cross your peach sized brain you dumb nig?

DAMAGED

>plebe chooses popcorn instead of superior curly fries
>Robert knows the user made a horrible decision and is mocking him for it knowing full well a movie cannot be enjoyed with popcorn

Haha oh robert, you forgot that i have a gf now...one more popcorn please

she must be a fat fuck if that tub isn't big enough for the both of you

Listen Robert you filthy nigger, I ordered crab legs with a popcorn bucket of butter, a falcon meal & I already showed my gf to the ticket checker, cut the shit, put your crab hat back on, & give me my fucking crab legs before I scream rape!

nigger

>go see SM:HC
>price is double for singles
>pay it
>have to take the traditional mug shot because you're only allowed to go single once every two weeks
>whatever
>I guess when I saw Wonder Woman two weeks ago and walked out in the middle of it, someone reported me
>get pulled to the side by beefy armed guard
>told to come with him
>say I'm just going to go home
>guard grabs my arm
>starts to quickly drag me to an employees only door
>puts in the eight-digit code
>I memorize it, just in case
>get thrown in one of the cells
>I'm not really worried, seen a lot of people thrown in cells for using cellphones, failing penis-inspection, being over 300 lbs, etc.
>guard says those words we all are terrified of
>you're heading to the popcorn mines
>how long?
>he doesn't answer me
>2 days later in popcorn mines
>a guard brings dildos and water for us
>I stealthily follow him on his way back
>he goes through secret door
>I still remember the first guards eight digit code
>wait a while then enter it
>door opens
>I escape
>since it was guards code they suspect him of giving out his code
>now he's in the popcorn mines and I'm on the run from the Cinema Police
>mfw

Be very careful now...

how much fucking money do you degenerates spend on popcorn goddamn

Sorry, nigger, I didn't order any popcorn as I would prefer to be injected with pure soy from a siringe than putting those cancer-inducing cumstains in my mouth. Now frick of least I call the manager and tell him to whip your ass.

>that filename

Ah, I see, you're a fellow Johnatan Crumb respecter?

Excuse me sir, but I am the manager and there is no reason for your tone. Please just calmly ask for the soyringe next time & we will be happy to serve you. However if you keep up this disruptive attitude I'd have no choice but to send you to 8 months in the popcorn mines, you look strong & we could use some real muscle down there, most of our workers are overweight singles...

You have way too much time on your hands.

I order a BIG popcorn, Robert.

>try to enjoy movie
>cinema ninja blocks your view

robert looks super uncomfortable around those white people

report him, they are not allowed to do that at my theater, they can do it in the gym though

please fuck my wife robert

I suggest you choose your next sentence carefully gentlemen

Please fuck my life Robert.

You misspelled wife my good friend

nice

hey robert I think I accidentally left my reading glasses hear last time, must've gotten misplaced with the 3D ones haha. have you seen them by any chance?
hope you're having a good day robert!

Why is your hand white Robert?

Excellent thread, OP.

Who's OP? You mean Robert?

Send them all to the popcorn mines robert

Hey Robert. I really didn't enjoy your last recommendation. I'm sorry but Ghost Busters was not for me. Hopefully you recommend something better next time

RIP Jon Crumb, I wish he'd return to twitter.

Trips of truth

Thanks man, you too!

>go to see suicide squad at local cinema
>eating my crab legs like there's no tomorrow
>i'm in the singles cage, it's never cleaned anyway
>spilled crab juice all over myself
>decide to hit the cinema shower
>it's penis inspection day

No tip?
>*teleports behind you*
>*unsheaths katana*

r-robert there's a hand inside the popcorn

Oh dear, is this the color theatre?

>Implying I enjoy movies Robert
>implying I want your over priced snacks
>implying I even want a gf

FUCKING NORMIES LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

I want Lane to rip my ticket and let me come in, if you catch my drift

>Here's your popcorn, big guy. That'll be no charge for you

If I take that from you, will you die?

>your point of view when Lane shouldn't have rejected you during the last penis inspection

Thanks Robert. Hey BTW, my wife's been trying to reach you. Says you haven't been returning her calls. She's really upset man, and you know how I hate it when my wife is "frustrated". Can you stop by later?

Robert....I'll tell you once and I won't tell you again....

Did you just put on your jacket to intimidate that man, Robert?

>Here's your popcorn! Mind if I take a piece? Hehe

You guys don't actually go to theatres, do you?

can i get some anons designated shower intermission stories

SIR! you forgot your popcorn!

It would be extremely painful

I had no idea Robert wasn't white until you pointed it out.

Top jej

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Someone post the one where Robert is gone

This popcorn better be worth the small loan I took out for it,

i would be too shiet.
i mean they could shoot up that theater at any moment do to a """"""""""mental illness"""""""""""" and get away with it

he's coming right for us!

>falling for the outrageous popcorn interest rates
just take your chances and smuggle in a burrito

>To the mines with all the White Cis scum.
>Women are smart and funny get over it.
>Next time you come to this cinema you will get Blacked white boy.

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These threads are the highlight of Sup Forums for me.

Where'd he go?

Just in front of you user