BIN THAT PANCAKE
bbc.com
Why are Bongs such pussies?
School in England bans 'dangerous' triangle-shaped flapjacks
Elijah Young
Carson Miller
About time, Flapjack assaults have been on the rise due to criminals abusing this dangerous loophole.
Henry Green
ps:
DONT FIGHT BACK
BIN THAT FLAPJACK
Ryder Jones
High cappacity, assault flapjacks have not place in a modern, peaceful society.
Think of the children!!!
Asher Hughes
GIVE BACK OUR BLOOD YOU FILTHY ANGLO SUBHUMANS
THE ARYAN WILL RISE AGAIN
Charles Clark
never SCUM.
Charles Hughes
You guys arrested a kid who had a clock and he successfully made your country think the police were in the wrong for it.
Matthew Garcia
This is a switch, I bet this is a deadly weapon in UK, my grandma used to beat me with one when I was a kid and misbehaved.
Michael Rodriguez
>get knifed
>'lol at least i didn't carry a knife or any kind of weapon xd'
why are liberals so retarded? if you're not armed all the time what the fuck are you doing then? just carry some kind of weapon
i carry a swissknife with me all the time, it saved my life while some gypo tried to pickpocket me
Ryder Cooper
those fucking teeth
Brody Carter
Nah we don't speak black that's just a stick to us.
Gabriel Reed
My school banned any kind of origami because people kept folding paper squares and launching them at each other.
To be fair they hurt like hell if they were done properly.
Chase Hughes
Britain is such an embarrassment.
Bentley Foster
Did you stab him?
Daniel Morales
1
Easton Peterson
2
Brody Ortiz
It's a redneck term not nigspeak.
Tyler Sanders
What a fucking joke of an island.
Justin Cruz
Never been beaten with a switch? No wonder y'all are pussies
Justin Diaz
Lol that looks like the random shit youd find in any white trash front lawn in the states.
Austin Wright
no wonder whites are so pussified now if you've never had to pick your own switch for your incoming assbeating
Jordan Jones
The Jew convinced white parents that disciplining their children was abuse. Now they get sent to "time out" where they have to spend fifteen minutes without their xbox.
Entire generations have been lost.
Carter Morgan
What in the flying fuck are "Flapjacks" ?
Parker Reed
Pancakes
James Jenkins
>death by wheel
MAY THE GOOD BLOOD GUIDE YOU!!!
SMASHED TO BITS AND PIECES WITH YOUR INSIDES OUTSIDE FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE! LOGARIUS I DID IT!!!
Kayden Rodriguez
DEATH BY CAR STEREO!
Chase Jenkins
That wheel tho.
Ian Thomas
>The only safe shape for a flapjack is square or rectangular
what a glorious phrase to be uttered
Jacob Perez
I have a compound bow, a sword decoration and an air-rifle.
If I was in England, I would have gotten 20 years in jail.
Jacob Walker
>Lost my mother to a bike wheel
>we're sorry to hear that
FUCKING GOLD
Hunter Nelson
Do you not understand that a triangle pancake can be a deadly assault weapon when dried and hardened by a terrorist? This makes sense but you refuse to see it.
Jeremiah Russell
A three-point guide to flapjacks
Flapjacks are chewy biscuits made from rolled oats, golden syrup or honey, fat (usually butter) and sugar
They are baked in a flat tin and cut into squares, rectangles or any other shape while still warm
Use of the word 'flapjack' dates back to the 17th Century according to the Oxford English Dictionary
Leo Lewis
lost me mum to a pointy flapjack
Gavin Thompson
>he doesn't know about Wakey Cakeys
Ethan Martin
Nah I have all that shit, it is legal. Our gun laws are fucked tho
Jeremiah Ward
>A school's decision to ban triangular flapjacks after a pupil was hurt has been labelled "half-baked" by the Health and Safety Executive.
Heh.
Aiden Reyes
I often complain about Canuckistan,
but holy shit atleast it isn't this bad
Matthew Lopez
> Essex
There's your answer.