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lobster dominance edition

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Favourite British Pastime?

>i ran a regression based on 100 people who answered a survey without putting in robust standard errors nor testing for multicolinearity
>and i got very significant effects on personal attributes (at a 10% significance level)
>i don't really give a shit about stuff like endogeneity, LLN etc etc

>therefore you should buy my psychometric kit which lets me say things like assertiveness is a measurable variable that I can use to make predictions way outside of any real boundaries of external validity.

ah yes psychology.

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ARRRRRRGHHHHHHHH

you can report cokelad for ban evading

wanking with your mates

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>when you think your post is so important that you repost it in the new thread

Bombing the Krauts

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went runt-catching on Sup Forums today.

got me back a big bounty

Unable to wank to porn that doesn't establish some kind of relationship between the two.

Goldeneye - best Brosnan film

literally just walk to the co-op and get a better pizza for half the price

FUCK i just wrote a BIG post do NOT CREATE A NEW THREAD WHEN I DO THAT ...

yo joe i swear to fucking god bro yo joe i swear to fucking god i was wearing my gucci shoes bro yeah yo joe and im like im like parking my fucking bentley bro yeah and then bro i get out and i get bryan callen to park it bro and he starts parking it bro but he like dents that shit up on the curb bro and you know me bro so im like ahaha im like bro you're paying for a new bentley for me bro cause you scratched me shit bro you know and hes like bro i cant afford an entirely new bentley bro so ahaha i put that mother fucker in a headlock until he taps out and gives me his credit card but bro you know me like i dont bully or anything bro like im not one to pick fights if someone wants to fight with me bro ill fight them but you know i dont do that but anyway i chocked him out anyway ahaha isnt that right bryan?

Cute dress in this photo desu

name a single bad marvel film

What's the best British film in history?

Officially done a poo in 7 countries and territories

>When you think your dad-substitute psychologist is so important you desperately defend any critique of him on a balinese plant potting compendium

he is fucking painfully boring and lacking any substance of character.

>dude coke lmao

does she count as a mummy gf

my cock is fucking massive it's a scientific fact

see, this new leftypoler is operating on a level rorke cant compute

and no one read a pixel of it either time lmaooooo

Sounds about right, also mentioning how hot his wife's arse is

The Hulk one

any and every superhero film is utter wank

*rejects your job application because you tested low on assertiveness*

on to lunch

at least show us the post

moon (2009)

No she already has 4 children, real children.

2000 AD current running strips ranking

ABC Warriors
Savage
Bad Company
Judge Dredd
The contents page
The cover
The ads
Brass Sun

my dad-substitute is robbie williams mate

alri lads here we go, three in a ROW

space jam

Bored of videogames

Is Sup Forums acting the bollocks for anyone else? Site keeps going down, horribly slow loading times and can't post sometimes. what is gook moot up to ffs

getting wankered with the lads

>go on Sup Forums for the first time in years because of the super bowl that I forget was tonight
>tons of people from European countries and 3rd worlders excited, staying up all night for a yank game
>I'm so used to Sup Forums being so anti-American that this felt like switching from freezing cold water to hot water

2 are mine ;p

What will you do with your extra 30 hours free time per week now?

>doing a wank, then a piss and a poo
is there a better feeling?

Thanks glue.

fuck off yank

the pain stays the same and this guap don't help

*listens to this american life, joe rogan experience, planet money, and hardcore history all at once*

live from wcb chicago its planet money im ira glass and this is brought to you by ONNIT thats O N N I T, what makes a man conquer the known world? is it ambition? greed? bloodlust? if we could just be that fly on the wall ...

two (2) weeks off for Tết starting this coming Friday
can't wait to sit on my fat ass and post on Sup Forums

was it autism?

Smelly little yank boy needs to toddle off

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/brit/ is always buzzing during the bowl

Read books and watch movies

>pissing after a wank
effortpissing isn't my idea of fun

This is england
Kidulthood
Football factory
Bend it like beckham

op post doesn't count

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it was a honour to be numberwanged by you

that's just asking a question, not baiting

considering revoking your runt hunt license iih

Hello Richard Jones

I'm going to need to see it to believe it la

Is Great Britain in with a chance of winning the super bowl this year?

bit rude

Hope they turn you into a tetburger

I hope they at least shipped the calf's off to the veal farm

*places all 4 on 1 milk bottle*
*buy said milk bottle*

here's my judgement of the 4 superhero flicks I've watched
>the spiderman one with whats his name: alright
>avengers: mostly boring and forgettable. bad guy is a space worm or something
>guardians of the galaxy: sort of ok
>logan: alright but the people at the cinema laughed at inappropriate moments

2020 Superbowl is t Wembley, I'm so hyped

*reaches for one at the back to get a jug from a cow that didn't suffer*

feel so gloriously empty and clean after though

*buys two 4pinters - blue top*

everyday I wake up everything aching

*looks at the thread*
hmm yes very interesting. i shall mark this down under 'psychic impotence'

all three at once

you'd think after the second one you'd have stopped

buzzing ironically

put a lot of thought into a post and didn't get a single (You)

you guys are boring

>put a lot of thought into a post and didn't get a single (You)

apparently the entire city is a ghost town for like 3 days because everyone goes off into the woods to their ancestral villages to honour their ancestors.
going to be a bit weird
I'm going to the beach next weekend with some friends but idk what to do for two weeks

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who wins?

plenty of the ol' Madonna-Whore complex in /brit/

which one was it? i'll go back and review it for a (You) grant

When everything is boring then maybe it's YOU that's boring ey mate

SOOIEE SOOOIE PAY UP PIGS! PAY UP PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PAAY PIG

*buys the entire shelf and pours it down the drain*
delightfully devilish

visit your ancestral villa- oh wait you'd be arrested the moment you return to the UK

*has a little chuckle and picks up a 2pint blue top*
*makes sure to pick up some beef mince too*

well lads, what'll it be?

steampunk, dieselpunk, atompunk or cyberpunk?

i used to babysit the neighbours

>birthday today
>mum buys me massive canvas
>like the really shite silhouettes of london ones that you see in paki tourist shops
>looks like something that goes in a kids room
>she's gonna be upset if i don't put it up

t-thanks

>Age
>Number of girls you've kissed

I consider myself to be a meta-psychotic

everyone's telling me life's short but I wana die

Why does a newborn calf have to be stolen away just to get milk?
How do cows even cry? How do you separate cows crying and cows crying in distress?

pay up niggies

Betty's pussy was so good it made him retarded.

toilpunk