Does not give you cancer, like cigarettes

>does not give you cancer, like cigarettes
>does not make you fat and drunk, like beer
>does not make you a faggot, like coffee

why don't you drink MATE tea, user?

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no
howerver i smoke, drink coffee and alcohol

What kind of tea do Germans drink? :3

>always that weird metal straw
why?

fruit teas
herbal teas
black teas


I drink mate.


because otherwise you'd eat all the tea particles

mate is like drinkable weed, me and my old man sip it all the time
it has a filter tip in the bottom for the herbal residue

>great bonding experience
do you drink it with sugar or not?

>with sugar
no?. did not even know some people drink it with sugar. but my calabaza is made of ceramics

Don't Germans drink Green tea or Chinese tea?

green tea, yes. chinese tea not so common.

nice
some people do here, it really changes the flavour and I don't like very much
is it easy to get yerba mate in germany?

>a-an european drinks mate

Best drink in the world

>is it easy to get yerba mate in germany?
if you buy online, yeah no problem.

but you can't buy it at the supermarket

yeah, really enjoy the bitter flavour

it looks like it would be completely tasteless and taste like some unsweetened green tea or something
is this accurate?

I drink at least 6 cups of tea a day and not just the normie kind.

>completely tasteless
quite the opposite

I drink rooibos, but must people like said. Peppermint, chamomile and nettles are the most common herbals

>does not give you cancer, like cigarettes
and? was life a contest about who lives the longest?
fucking manchild

not really, if it's too tasteless for you you can buy the yerbas with different flavours or just add some lemon or orange zests
if you ever add sugar I'll go to your house and kick your son in the ribs

>MATE
>does not make you a faggot
Pick one. Most faggy drink in existence.

It DOES cause throat cancer that's common knowledge

>mate is like drinkable weed
What? Never heard of that

it actually can give you cancer if you drink it too hot

>cancer

the same way grilled meat gives you cancer.

this should be added to the basic bitch starter pack

is yerba sold in Germany? wow

you can literally buy it on Amazon

finding a decent bombilla was more difficult desu

yes. frothy milk tea, herbal tea, flower tea, green tea.

I doo.

this.
also, regular tea doesn't give you cancer either. what the fuck is this idiot talking about?
it's like saying my little pony toys are great because they can't chop your arm off

Mate with sugar? WTF man.

interesting

why is it so expensive? a 1kg bag of taragüi it's sold at the equivalent of 3,29 euros

I'm a little happy that I know that Green tea is drunk in Germany. (^_^ )

>Peppermint, chamomile and nettles are the most common herbals
Rooibos tea and Chamomile tea is popular in Japan too.

because all the tea is imported

But I do

I've seen people dump an uungodly amount of sugar on it complainig that it's "too bitter"
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Caffeine makes me an anxious disaster.

Srlsly, mate is consumed in the whole Argentina?

Because it tastes horrible

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I do.

Not having a big termo makes drinking this too uncomfortable for me.

>Because it tastes horrible
if you are used to drinking soda and sweet tea

yes, from La Quiaca to Ushuaia
is it the same in Brasil?

In south of Germany, Tea plant may grow up.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camellia_sinensis
Camellia sinensis

Chimarrão

>>does not give you cancer, like cigarettes
Doesn't it? Don't Argentina/Uruguay have the highest rates of throat cancer because of it?

No, only in the South and Mato Grosso do Sul I think.

>does not make you a faggot, like coffee
But it sure does make you an idiot

Itdoes give you cancer though

>adulthood means smoking cigs
>calls other manchild

>does not make you a faggot

yeah, but not mate. Most herbal teas are domestic products

That's the real tea though, OP stuff is a completely different plant

don't mix up Club Mate with actual Mate tea.

it's also a different drink, it has more leaves than water

>>does not give you cancer, like cigarettes
This implies that cigarettes doesnt give you cancer you idiot

the price is a fucking scam tbqh, I buy my stuff by bulk not a small bag for the price of a good cut of meat, is not even that strong.
If they were to sell it by bulk in mexico city without doubt I'd go buy it and drink like a mad man but I have better places where I can spend my money on like abortive pills and top notch lsd

how much is a bag of 1kg?

Bottled Mate leão is somewhat popular here in RJ too, but I don't think many people drink hot tea

Beer does not make you fat, but the snacks you eat with it.
>does not make you a faggot, like coffee
But it makes you a pretentious faggot.

I knew a prosecutor over here, a Carioca, that was taught by a Gaúcho to drink mate, mas never guessed it was a thing for other people there.

>Beer does not make you fat, but the snacks you eat with it.

500 mL of beer have 400-500 kcal, that's a lot. Fatty snacks only make things worse

13 USD or so
for a country where you can have a complete meal for 2 USD, that's quiet expensive for a bag of dried leaves

ITT: triggered coffee drinkers

but Op, I...

>you can have a complete meal for 2 USD

WTF! i love mexico now

>does not give you cancer, like cigarettes
>does not make you fat and drunk, like beer
>does not make you a faggot, like coffee
why don't you smoke weed, user?

Because tea is better
Although sometimes i drink mate with my grandparents

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>not drinking goat cum