What is Sup Forums's opinion on Sofia Vergara's body of work? If you had to pick exactly two movies of hers to watch...

What is Sup Forums's opinion on Sofia Vergara's body of work? If you had to pick exactly two movies of hers to watch, which would they be?

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I didn't know she was in any movies. Thought she only played the thot in modern family.

>What is Sup Forums's opinion on Sofia Vergara's body
fucking would deport my penis to her butt

>of work
oh

>sofia vegara
umm....2010 was 7 years ago sweetie

>only pornstars that look like her have fake tits
Why do Jews that control porn hate all natural women?

>anytime she talks

Good body, but no body hair, so no thanks. If she can grow everything back fully, then yeah.

She literally has the most attractive accent ever. Go kys cuck.

Someone post her wardrobe malfunction webm

poor man's Salma Hayek

>no body hair
dude she's from Colombia, of course she has body hair

That face is very unfortunate.

>You'll never have Salma 69 you whilst Sophia sucks your balls

Why is life so cruel?

you won't ever find a girl in a club in Colombia who isn't completely shaved, they have a real bimbo culture over there

She has nothing because it's either permanently removed or she waxes all the time. Either was it's probably ruined forever.

How do you know?

>Either was
*way

All women in poor countries do that shit nowadays, it's sad as fuck.

Just look at her pics? Arms, legs, pits, face, all gone.

Her voice is a bit cartoonish but it still makes me diamonds.

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>ctrl f
>no Chasing Papi

This movie.

waht a faggot.

born for porn

lets see your face you ugly motherfucker

Shit taste m8

Penelope Cruz is hotter

square face bitch. her best days are far behind her.

>coin flip meme guy gets to come home to penelope cruz every night

she is a poor man's catherine zeta jones.

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She looks really bad now compared to Salma.

Catherine is hot but she not hotter than thicc latina milf Vergara. not even fucking close buddyboy.

>not wanting her to scream AAAAAAAAAYYYYY PAPI HARDER 24/7

Shit tier taste desu

her feet scene was great

this

>r/HairyCelebs
Leddit was a mistake

Why that one word gets me so hard I'll never know

big boppy hueg tity hnn hnnn hnnnnn fuck;

Are you fucking kidding me?

Im a spic and I want to strangle her every time she speaks.

>Im a spic

i think its the accent 100%

I wonder what /ck/ thinks of this.

Ok child.

Ok spic.

Ok loser.

Ok spic.

>Famous for your big tits
>Get cast in sitcom as foreign lady with big tits
>Child actress co-star hits puberty and exceeds your big tits by several cup sizes within a couple years, but showrunners choose to attempt to cover them up while still pushing you as the "busty lady"
>Continue trying to peddle your aging body while co-star's massive tits dwarf yours at all red carpet events

Being Sofia is suffering, must be why she tricked her into chopping them off

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Hmmm yeah...id like to grab her giant jugs and slather them with a warm mix of feces and semen ...mmmm... id lick all over her giant juicy titties and drag my warm tongue across her body all the way to her tiny puckered asshole mmmhmmm i want her to shit directly into my mouth and id swallow every last piece mmmm could you imagine? Mmmmmm there's nothing more beautiful than the transfer of warm brown logs from one digestive system to another mmmhmmm...

Ok cletus

Ok paco.

You have to go back to Sup Forums and stay there

Don't even mention that disgusting freak in the presence of a goddess like Sofia. She's a total meme, all she's got going for her is her big tits.

Ok jeb

Ok jose

Not really. The younger girl, Ariel, isn't attractive at all except with very specific lightning and make-up, her having bigger breasts does not make her into a caliber of women on the level that Sofia is.

Sofia will still pull men decades from now, while the younger girl Ariel will fade into obscurity with her "bigger tits" in a couple of years.

By the way, out of the roughly 5000 high resolution pictures I have been able to find of Ariel Winter, only around 500 made the cut. Statistically this shows she isn't very attractive, I usually only have to prune around 60-70%. 90% prune is a very bad number.

Her accent must be fake

Ok spic.

Ok fatass.

ok retarded niggers

I get this. The accent may be hot but her actual voice is bad. She's like a latina Fran Drescher

You seem remarkably autistic, and for once this isn't an exaggeration

lmao

>Sofia will still pull men decades from now

You're obviously very young so you don't have a feel for how quickly women's looks decay. Sofia Vergara is one of those women who has the good fortune to still be attractive in her 40s.... but that's the absolute tail end of a woman's attractiveness. Very few stay good looking in their 40s. Virtually none maintain their looks past that point, it CAN happen, but it's ultra rare.

Sofia will likely look like a worn out hag in 5 years.... or worse yet and more likely, a half melted wax figure ghoul from excessive plastic surgery.

Ok daddy

Ok clyde

Ok panchito

these set of photos are her only true 10/10 ones desu

Ok dale

You are right in some way, but I have a theory about women that are still exceptionally beautiful will retain at least some level of beauty in their next decades (if they stay alive and away from drugs etc). There are some of these vampire queens around like Helen Mirren.

Ok juan

*still exceptionally beautiful in their 40s

I get that it looks like that, but I promise I'm not.
It's more a combination of interest in beauty and OCD.

Ok billy bob

Usually I enjoy webm's like this. For some reason this one really annoys me. Who makes a fucking grilled cheese that pretentiously?

Ok guillermo ramirez sanchez

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Ok bubba

>56
Cuban/Columbian milfs >>> Mexican fridge body that expires after first kid

pure trash

Ok ernesto

Never watched a movie of hers but have jacked to those titties and ass for nearly 10 years

She's probably one of the only latinas I find attractive. God damn she's hot.

People find that girl attractive? Sofia at 40 is better than she'll ever be

Her, shakira, Salman hayek, Penelope Cruz is pretty good and probably a few others. But damn when they are hot they're some of the best

What's pretentious about it?

>salma hayek
Eh, fake tits and manly face

You take that back.

what about eva longoria?

not many sofia pics ITT

>clooney trying not to stare at her ass

Sofia and shakira are still on top, Salman has a great body which makes up for her average face

Her too and Eva Mendes

me on the right

This is Sup Forums, you can just upload an image and not link to reddit.

That hip to waist ratio is unbelievable. The sort of dimension that need to be carved in marble as a display of the bounds of human beauty.

In terms of immediate sex appeal, most men would have a hard time passing over a cute 16-year-old with F-cup breasts for a 40-something mother. I'll grant you that Vergara is a standout in her age group, and that Ariel went downhill hard (Which I'd attribute to being a child star, they all get fucked up),but had she just taken care of herself properly rather than neglecting her body and chopping off her breasts, she'd be a fucking goddess.

Ok verne

Let me bust out my sofia folder

Okay I take it back, that body is 10/10. I still don't really like her face though.

Ok julio

Enji is still better
Not as sexy, but more unreal waist-hip-thigh zone

>Which I'd attribute to being a child star, they all get fucked up
Based Justin Timberlake turned out fine. Also married Biel, who was a child star herself.