Star Trek

Bajoran Riker edition

Well, this thread is off to a bad start

still glad i never watched tng
ds9 is the only good star trek ever made

Please stop false-flagging. 2010 was 7 years ago.

not false flagging, i genuinely adore ds9

One Archer caused the extinction of race. The other is an officer of the Terran Empire.

which Trek character had the best nude scenes?

7 years

They should've made the TE a little bit less of a superevil meme. Not even purge-era SU was so cutthroath and retarded.

Q

Inb4 "Commander tell me about your sexual organs"

idk if this is canon anymore, but it use to be that it came from the iliad, Achilles instead of sparing priam and returning hectors body instead kills priam and mutilates his body too, everything kinda went down hill from their

lol good luck with that

This was never ever ever canon.

7 years of quality posts

then were is it from? why do I remember this, is it a novel?

>another sad victim of garbage posting

never mind found it, its from dark mirror, a novel

>"One eye is sufficient acknowledgement, ensign"
What did he mean by this?

This is something that really fucking grinds my gears about Trek

every single lower level species in space is named after an Earth animal. Its just " (alien sounding word) (earth animal name)"

the only exception I can come up with is the Targ

Everything else is shit like

>Uriydian Yak
>Veluzean Hawk
>Andorian bull
>Rafalian mouse


How fucking lazy can you be, what hack writing.

2 ayes is autisim and riker doesn't stand for that shit

It always seemed to be counter productive to have everyone always trying to backstab everyone else.

why? your just going to get the same replies as the last thread, heres one now
>You guys, the whole [alien race] animal thing is an inside joke by the writers. It's like 47, it's a Star Trek tradition that they loved to keep going.

if it worked more like klingon ships it would make sense, but they literally seem to be up for assassinating anyone at the first chance they get
>so you die, and we all move up in rank
how is this a good policy?

That's the point- it isn't. The producers went too far trying to prove a point and it came out retarded and childishly evil.

Is this a new copypasta

I think that might be why ds9 just said fuck it and made the mirror universe eps into a comedy, they knew it made no fucking sense

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its just a repost from the last thread, not really pasta

Just another native alaskan preparing for a long cold dark winter.

>yfw half the actors hated being the mirror characters

maybe it's a translation thing

no they didn't. nana loved playing the intendant, avery loved being able to unleash the crazy, sig loved playing a stupid asshole, who didn't like it? everything i've read indicates everyone enjoyed doing those eps and saw it as a kind of holiday where they could act like psychotic assholes

Actually it was just Andrew Robinson lol, only other complaint I've heard about was Kira didn't like how they made her character go gay for Ezri because of her headcanon.

but garak was great in the mirror eps his interactions with emperor worf were hilarious, thats a shame, I know Nana loved her mirror outfit, so did rene, I can see her getting upset with making her bi, most of the actors were very protective of their characters by that point

Apparently Robinson always nursed some butthurt after being typecast as an evil psycho because of Dirty Harry, he didn't like being pure evil instead of the more nuanced prime universe Garak.

tng and ds9 are equal

again thats a shame, he seemed to be having fun, maybe he just hated the collar, oh well at least his performance didn't suffer

What would Garak have thought of Ayn Rand? Can you imagine Bashir defending her?

Garak might have liked it for being long and boring like Cardie literature and Bashir would have hated it for "muh perfect 24th century ideals"

That would put me in a very vulnerable position!

but user, it's established in that episode that Riker is Canadian!

LISTEN HERE YOU NON-COMMISSIONED LITTLE SHIT, I'M ALASKAN

Well they both get a lot of snow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

he is either talking about his dick, or his lazy eye

he should've been shirtless, or wearing something like a vest so he could still technically claim he wasn't wearing a shirt

Don't make fun of his one weird eye

Weird eye?

>blow out the fucking candle space nigger

>when Neelix starts yammering to Janeway before she's had her cup of coffee

>"I've killed before"

what does it mean if the bad vhs look makes me feel nostalgic?

>Highway to the danger zone! Right into the danger zone! Highway to the danger zone! Na na na na yadda yadda danger zone! Highway to the danger zone!

How is that killing?

One-eyed snake

what I want are pixellated mpegs

>caused the extinction of (a) race

Allowed, actually, in that he did not interfere.

You are right, it was murder.

Enterprise did targs so much better than the other series... but then of course, Enterprise did EVERYTHING better, and that's one of the reasons why trektards hate it so much.

Top 3 TNG episodes with 5 word descriptions ranked 3-1 and ill tell you how wrong you are.

Go

that looks terrible, also u know
7yrs

Enterprise Spammer isn't the 7 Years user.

t. /trek/ thread expert

Also the 7 years user hasn't posted yet
Until now

He looks so queer in those pajamas.

You and the Enterprise Spammer are both terrible posters. Please learn how to feel shame.

bullshit same guy, prove me wrong

The "7 years" whiners should be ashamed.
Especially since they always end up accusing people that aren't me anyway

Completely different modi operandi.

Enterprise Spammer shitposts about fans of every series other than Enterprise, but 7 Years user only shitposts specifically about DS9 fans.

Daily reminder Dukat did nothing wrong

i feel theirs crossover, like I h8 sds9 shitposter took on a new persona and became ent poster cause it was getting old

>Especially since they always end up accusing people that aren't me anyway
You were caught samefagging so it's no wonder that people don't believe you.

Except fucking Kai Wynn

The idea that the Maquis wouldn't have recognized the first officer of the Federation flag ship is so damn stupid.

>this meme again
Just post the the screencap again you obsessed autist.
Also I repeat:
>accuses me of being obsessed
>accuses everyone that dislikes DS9 to be the same guy
Really polarize my positronic brain

>/trek/ thread expert

Wow. Just think what you could have done with your life had you equally applied yourself to a useful endeavor.

proof

They did it so that the audience would have a point of reference, you fucking idiot.

*would* have

*should have*

lol

What meme? You were caught samefagging. I don't know why you continue to lie about it.

Why do you blame other people when you're the one who samefags and shitposts for 7 years straight? Are you not responsible for your own actions?

Daily reminder that Enterprise was the very best Star Trek series ever produced.

It was Star Trek done right.

No faggots
No feminism
No PC
Less technobabble
More realism
More character
Interesting aliens
Solid storytelling

Trektards hate it because it isn't gay enough.

>he's a lieutenant
>JUNIOR grade
>he wears his blue shirt *very* seriously
Don't pretend anybody in a /trek/ thread has ever achieved more than this guy.

What's with all the reposts?

he did ok, he was a lieutenant on the flag ship

Why does it matter? Since they're all communists, none of them get paid anyway.

ent fgt and 7yrs fgt are sperging, best to ignore

42 years of service and only 1 promotion.

prestige and a larger room plus a stipend to go play at quarks orion and risa, also we seek to better etc..

"The first duty is to the career."

>cadet
>ensign
>lieutenant junior grade
>lieutenant
a promotion every 3/4s of a decade, its not bad

Oh, I see... So it's capitalist communism, huh?.

I guess

He's a lieutenant junior grade, not a full lieutenant.

joining the dominion was pretty retarded you got to admit

riker kept things low key

Yeah, well how does all that compare to being a /trek/ thread expert?

>maquis
>not a bunch of retards

oh yea, sucks to be him

set torpedoes to /FULL SPREAD/