G-guys. I'm in Montana and I'm hearing loud thunder, but there aren't any clouds and its not calling for rain...

G-guys. I'm in Montana and I'm hearing loud thunder, but there aren't any clouds and its not calling for rain. Anybody else near Yellowstone hear this shit?

Why do you have a gold star?

I hear it two.

The mushrooms on your pizza were not what you think. Relax.

Ayyyy lmao

Sup Forums Pass

They are the under ground drill burrowers they are creaating tiunnels to underground elite cities

idabro reporting in

please don't joke about this
my home is all i have

GEOLOGISTS ARE REPORTING UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS OF SEISMIC ACTIVITY!!
ITS HAPPENING YELLOWSTONE IS EXPLODING

Idaho here. Haven't heard anything.

oh no yellowstone

OH SHIT IM IN MONTANA AND HEARD IT TOO WHAT IS GOING ON??

>he doesn't own several vacation homes

bruh...

I wouldn't worry about it

Kek

You're a BIG IDIOT! if you think yellowstone wouldn't fuck ALL OF US

It's a bad thing needs concrete dome put ofver it to contain dust and smoke. Will cause long winter and everyone dies.

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>Literally anyone else from Idaho browses Sup Forums
It's ok user, at least we can build ash castles together.

Yeah, uh, Yellowstone is never going to blow up. Fuck off Rebbit frogs.

Stupid goy.

hi

I hear it three

We're the underground. Don't ask questions.

>he didn't buy a pass

big idiots in this thread. Do NOT joke about Yellowstone blowing up. IT would be the end of the WORLD

>tfw no home in Montana
Life is suffering

>being this big of an idiot
c'mon, you can't be that stupid.

WHO ELSE /COMFYZONE/

Record it faggot.

>Yeah, uh, Yellowstone is never going to blow up
>never
Aren't you late for Special ed, user?

>gold

Long over due for eruption. NEVER going to happen.

Stop with these bait threads about yellowstone happeningfags need to go.

Guys I just heard a similar thunder noise here in Islamabad. . . wuts going on

>concrete dome
Wouldnt work

Motala, Sweden here. I hear it, too.

Life is suffering...
In a world ruled by kiles and usury

Better than nothing!!!!!

wyoming,jackson user here i can confirm Nothing is going to happen or is happening my neighbor works there as forest ranger and we joke about it time to time but he said we would know a couple days in advance if anything were happening

don't hate me for being the shone upon, my friends
I am merely here to pass the holy message unto you all
my intention not to harness kek but to be harnessed by kek, to be one with kek

top kek
praise kek

who care

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maybe it was past time. they're flooding us with 3rd world shitskins. please kek, help us out.

i read something about a scientific paper recently that said scientists think they'll know a year or two beforehand after studying past supervolcano eruption sites. Not sure how sure they are.

>yfw when it really is america who puts the world out of its misery

Guys, what if Yellowstone is supposed to fulfill the prophecy about "The Smoke" tomorrow?

>concrete dome
>being this retarded

And I thought I was stupid

I just heard something in North Dakota a minute ago. It was loud as fuck.

>not having 13 gold passes

>not having 13 green boxes

Not yet for fuck's sake. I am waiting for my new pistol.

Alluah Akbar

Keep calm and move along, goyim. Yellowstone is extinct. Ignore the noises, it's just cloudfarts. Move along. Nothing to see here. Ignore the herds of buffalo running from the park. That's normal. Come on, goyim. Schnell, schnell. Nothing going on here. Keep walking. Here, have some coupons: get 6 circumcisions and get the next one 9.99% off.

I have family in Montana, I will ask them.

GET GASSED WITH SMOKE AND VOLCANIC ASH KIKES ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Yahoule.

11/10 RTCW Reference

Me. Boise. Too far away. Too much city noise.

Wat

Two military jets flew over Minneapolis today.

KEK PLEASE BLESS US WITH THIS HAPPENING STRIKE US ALL DOWN BACK INTO YOUR PRIMORDIAL CHAOS

Huh really makes you think

When the pressure has already broken through the crust of the planet what would a few feet of concrete do to help?

wtf I suddenly hate super massive volcanoes now

Seriously though, guys, the prediction for the eruption is in a year.

keku

>All these digits in a 55 post thread

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It doesn't seem like there's any earthquakes near you OP. Has the rumbling progressed or changed?

Its been thundering on and off since I made this post

>tfw live in south florida

Have you gone outsids? Talked to your neighbors? Took too many painkillers?

How loud is it? Form which direction does it come?

>oy vey

Haven't talked to any neighbors today and I don't take painkillers.
loud

Will I be okay if I'm in the orange