/got/ - Game of Thrones General

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Who do you want to see lose / die by the series's end?
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ygritte best girl

First for best girl

1st for new sample chapter release.

What is Jon Snow's tax policy?

Azor Jaime!

5'10 is optimal height

6th for Ellie, my waifu, the best girl

Sorry to disagree my friendos, but no.

>she will never be your girlfriend

>For hands of gold are always cold, but a woman's hands are warm

Do you honestly believe Stannis is dead?

Post spoilers page please, i want to confirm littlefinger dies, that hothead.

Who was in the wrong?

You know they fucked. They are both so gross. It's hard to imagine that sex. I don't wanna imagine it.

Higher taxes on the peasants to feed starving wildling """"""""refugees"""""""

>nothing is gonna happen go- I mean, Sam

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Bran is the main character

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Anything below 5'11 is MANLET

First of his name

Why the fuck does everyone just abandon these generals during off season? Like, it's all g now with fast moving threads and people actually talking about the show but as soon as it's off the air it's like everyone fucking vanishes. It actually baffles me to no end

So which God is the strongest in Game of Thrones?

Second best

eurons big cock

The King is coming back

Says some 5'11" manlet.

Bran of course

My BIG COCK is over 5'11 on its own.

autism takes over. Like the jonautist. it gets shitty and people leave.

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what's the most skin she ever showed?

R'hllor or the Old Gods. Spicy Boi brings people back from the dead and the Old Gods have Weirwood magic.

>nigger
>best
"no"

Why didn't this happen in the books?

That Kingslayes me.

>“I looked for you in the /cel/ discussion thread,” Stannismod said to them.

>“We were not there,” Ser Firefu answered.

>“Woe to Moot if we had been,” said Ser Buttslut.

>“When the General was deleted, the mods slew your waifus with a golden banhammer, and I wondered where you were.”

>“Far away,” Ser Firefu said, “or we'd still be posting, and our false brother would burn in seven 404's.”

>“I came down on /got/ to lift the siege,” Stannismod told them, “and the Lords CLEGANEBOWL and Eurio dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”

>“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Frogfu.

>“Ser Rickonbro is fled to /y/, with that boy he swears he didn't molest. I thought you might have sailed with him.”

>“Ser Rickonbro is a shitposter and true,” said Ser Buttslut.

>“But not of the Waifuguard,” Ser Firefu pointed out. “The Waifuguard does not flee.”

>“Then or now,” said Ser Frogfu. He donned his helm.

>“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Firefu.

>Stannismod's janitors moved up beside him, with shadow banhammers in hand. They were seven against three.

>“And now it begins,” said Ser Frogfu, the Sword of Firsts. He unsheathed Ellie_shopping.gif and held it with both hands. Her skin was pale as milkglass, alive with light.

>“No,” Stannismod said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”

It only gets shitty BECAUSE people leave.

Did you know I was once nominated for an Oscar?

giv frog gf

>implying theyre not all the same

HAHA

better question, who or what the fuck is r'hllor? Is it bran after transcending time? Is it a sentient star? Is it just sauron from lord of the rings after getting his ass kicked in the third film and teleporting to another dimension?

Why did we get this instead of the Children of Hurin???

Anyways, NIGHT KING BEST KING

>Leather armor
>nips

Did they learn nothing from Schumacher's Batman?

>expecting that to ever be answered on GoT
lol its just going to be a battle against ice zombies

But it did happen, user. He was poisoned.

You didn't answer me last thread. Why? I just wanna know why you picked this?

The costume design said she did not intend for them to have nips, it was some kind of miscommunication to the makers.
Apparently all the Dorne prep and filming and stuff was super rushed and they had barely any time at the end of filming to do it all.

It's not pasta I write it out every thread.

Stannis

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But I want fantasy China to kidnap him, boat him across the planet, and then throw him into a snake pit.

Spicy Boi is best boi

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>tfw never get a silmarillion anthology of seven or eight movies

3 more episodes left until Ellie is gone for good....fuck this show

he's trying to force his shitty pasta, ignore it

I've seen that actress' nips, they're pretty huge.

I don't make they rules I just live by them.

Why did Robb and his qt wife have to die, bros?

Responding to Also, this makes me sad.

It's some kind of Lovecraftian thing that lives in the corpse city in Asshai. It sends the dragon dreams. The resurrections and stuff probably aren't even related to R'hllor. Melisandre, while powerful, has no clue what she's talking about.

Braavos is a silly place. Let's all go to the Shadowlands.

Cast her.

gods in asoiaf are not real

Arianne Martel

It's GRRM there are NO gods. It's the COTF and others LARPing.

Bravo. Bravo.

What is he thinking /got/?

Thank you user but why tho? You shouldn't be stressed just now. Enjoy yourself while it's summer. Winter always comes.

ay jon snu murdurer traiture cunt bastid, i fout i lost, nowa rest

>don't look at her face, don't look at her titties.

Inbreeding, not even once

He was a Tully. He could never be KITN. Good riddance.

Reminder if you wouldn't fuck this you're fucking gay.

would if i were drunk. am i gay?

Only when you're sober.

>there are people who actually want Kelly C to take the Iron Throne and think she would be a good ruler of Westeros

Dark rooms and doggy style exist for a reason.

No one beats Tyene

Bran is real ;)

This. you know he fucked her the day before with a pillow over her face and is thinking He should have waited until the last day they filmed together.

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Is Richard Dormer a book reader? He seems pretty knowledgeable about book facts and shiet.

does anyone else feel like your life was better during seasons 3 and 4 of got and that's part of the reason why you'll never be able to enjoy the show as much? asking honestly, wouldn't be surprised if it was just me, the show has been a lot worse recently.

Yeah I love her tits but I wouldn't wanna be sober or see her face.

gay

I just don't understand why everyone always leaves.

/got/ was certainly better. I miss Rickonbro, Cleganebowl shitposting, and all the old memes. You still see a "Euron=Daario" post every once in a while, but then the memes were cheeky and fun. Now it's just... eh.

No my life was tough at the time. I was climbing the ladder at work and it was tough and exhausting GOT was my comfort. My life is more serene now. The show just sucks now. It's for the normies now.

jesus fucking christ, not even 15 minutes in and every scene is literally MUH STRONG WOMEN YAAAS QUEEEN SLAY!

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Who is this?

You are obviously gay if you could look into that rocky from the mask face and blow a load.

I need to start changing my life for the better because things are completely opposite for me. Sup Forums probably doesnt help

Mansa Carstark.

rickonbro was a fucking plague
renlyfag was better

Jon legitimately should have slapped her for mouthing off to the King in public like that. Get on his side Salsa, argue in private support in public.

God it's like Littlefinger taught her nothing at all.

>That's not Ygritte
>How much did I have to drink last night?
>Where am I?
>This isn't even my car

Except Euron with his BIG COCK

>please do not undermine my decisions in front of everyone
>buuuhhhhh whatd you mean???? i didnt do anythng!?

fit to rule the north