Why didn't they like being on Cracgy Island? It looks like a great little island with a nice bunch o' lads

Why didn't they like being on Cracgy Island? It looks like a great little island with a nice bunch o' lads

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It's kind of a bleak place with a very small population

Their house is probably one of the more pretty things to actually see in the whole island.

Ted wanted to be living the high life in Vegas
Jack wanted to be away from the other cunts
Dougal seemed pretty happy

Not to mention all the creeps and psychos that live there, that one angry couple especially.

There's always the island's biggest lingerie section


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>Would ye believe me own da did tha ta me?

>the island's
It's "Ireland's", user
They are actually on the mainland in that scene

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>Why didn't they like being on Cracgy Island?
Lack of children, imagine becoming a Catholic priest and being sent to a place with a lack of innocence flesh, why the fuck did they join for?

Ted was banished there for financial irregularities

The money was just resting in his account though

If you've ever actually lived on a grim part of Ireland/Scotland you would know why. It's not like living on a sunny tropical island, it's depressing, cold and lonely.

>Alcoholic fuck-up father loves Irish culture
>Buy him the box set of Father Ted
>He loses it on the bus before he can ever watch it

That or he pawned it to buy booze

maybe he did both

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Who's your favourite Priest lads?
Mine's Father Larry Duff
Larry's tremendous fun

>Pat was going to put his giant tool into my box

How does one become as Chad as Pat Mustard

It was resting there for quite some time Ted

Everyone who doesn't say Father Stack is literally worse than Hitler

>You wouldn't catch Hitler playing Jungle music at three in the morning

Dougal was too pure for this world.

it looks like a depressing hellhole

Because they had the superior mainland right under their nose

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Well they could always go on holiday

>They say it's as big as four cats and it's got a retractable leg so's it can leap up at you better. And you know what, Ted, it lights up at night and it's got four ears, two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears. Its claws are as big as cups and for some reason, it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! Mrs Doyle was telling me that it's got magnets on its tail, so's if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you and instead of a mouth, it's got four arses!

Having a good aul rest

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