Vocaroo bread

Comedy central / creepy edition

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How lewdski

>always threat never stab
Feels bad man.
Anyway.
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10/10 I got chills

Vocaroo this

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Here in Soviet Ryssa we have a saying that can be roughly translated into something like "Don't whistle, or there'll be no money [in your pocket/house]".
Do you have anything similar?

Polish/10

No, nothing like that.

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Damn you, Carnivali.
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...

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the fuck is this shit

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Kek, Carinvali just got assassinated.

it's shit, yes I'm this bored
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The Greeks could rule the world. Alexander did. He took a Greek army to the far Indus. There was nothing left to conquer; the world was his. But Alexander is dead. His empire is gone. And so we live in evil days; the free men of Greece have turned on each other, instead of their proper enemies: those who envy all the Greeks have done. Alexander must weep, if the dead weep. I will weep in his place, but I will also hope. The world turns; what was may come again. The Fates still spin the web of men's lives. So now, perhaps the gods wish Greeks to be great again. Perhaps a new Alexander will take up the sword, bring order where there is chaos, remake the world of men into a better place...perhaps.

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Its so polish

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that be bad or good thing?

>Those incredibly silent bits where the mic mutes

Good reading though, don't know if we're rating each other to be honest

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When I show up I'm just a little sectoid
But later on I become a mechtoid
You may spot me, then I move free
Then I land a crit on your rookie
Cant see me can't shoot me
But I'm fucked when you try to flank me

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kek.

yea we can rate, yours was very good obviously
as for this - I love your accent my friend

Good thing

Pronunciation is great!

I luv u
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cool

Thanks, I'm paranoid that my family hears me, and I don't want them to.
Which is stupid, as I have no problem shouting blasphemy and curses
like I was doing a couple of hours ago lol. But yeah, I turn red by just reading.


Thank you.

Thank you. Been learning the language since I started school so it better be.

ahaha, I get you

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I love you too.


I just loudly called god something while going downstairs because I almost
flew, but god forbid they hear me read in English.


True, I look forward to these.

Maybe we could sing something, what do you think? Karaoke night. I can't sing for shit so at least you will have a laugh or cringe

Ahaha not sure, wary of not sounding autistic in my student dorms

That's a no. I'll read, make weird voices or whatever, but I ain't singing.

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These are potatoes, Comrade Commissar! Why are we using potatoes instead of real grenades?

Because real grenades are valuable! In fact, they are worth a lot more than you are!

Of course, Comrade Commissar. My mistake.

Here's a Japanese tongue twister cos Im bored:
バスガスばくはつ
(Bus-u gas-u, baku hatsu)

Basically keep repeating as fast as possible
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here's how to pronounce

ahahaha

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Here, listen to some finanons.

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Pronunciation is not too bad actually!

alright alright
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Authentic dialogue

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cool thanks

I got balls of steel.

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Much like matla user, pronunciation is not too bad!

Time for improper little singing:
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My life is now complete.

N-noice!

How's your audio studio application going?

Not much...
Right now i'm working on diploma uwu

Something local.
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Pazjent ta’ Monte Carmeli nstab mejjet wara li ħarab mill-Isptar Monte Carmeli l-jum ta’ qabel. Skont stqarrija maħruġa mill-Ministeru għas-Saħħa, il-pazjent ħarab mill-Isptar wara li sgassa tieqa tal-kamra tal-banju.

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I'm rooting for you user. And please, do more recordings.
Godspeed with your diploma.

What does it mean?

...

wew

A patient at Mount Carmel was found dead after having escaped from the mental health hospital the day before. According to a statement issued by the Health Ministry, the patient escaped after breaking through a bathroom window.


Something like that, I got the translation from the website that I got it.

sorry

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Thank ya, mate!

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Sounds arab lol

>Dazed. Reeling. About to break.
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Perfect.

Maltese read by non-Maltese speakers sounds more Arabic than Maltese read by a Maltese. Interesting.

cool.

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now try this mothafuckas, from previous thread

Ayyy been a while

since what, son?

Since ive seen Nige in a vocaroo thread

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I literally can't haha

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I'm here and there

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First attempt without listening to yours, never really looked at polish pls r8

Can someone say this:

''Fomos grandes, e agora somos pequenos. Ainda não nos podemos acostumar a ser pequenos, e no meio da nossa miséria ainda queremos ostentar um luxo que provoca o escárneo. Desenganemo-nos, não vivamos de ilusões; olhemos para a realidade, e seja este o nosso ponto de partida.''

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Where am I from? Try to guess.

Brasil.Also fake accent from nordeste

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No idea how you pronounce things in Portuguese

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for Nige:
Litvo! Oy-chizno moya! Ti yestes yak zdrovye!

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You the lad that lived in France?

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>for Nige:

I've company at the moment. Will be sure to record it in an hour or so if the thread is still up. Thanks though

nah, i was never anyone unique lol

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>accent from nordeste
Kek, no.

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Bit rude about yourself, lad

tsui tachi no asa, kagoshima-ken no amami ooshima ni aru kaijouhoancho ni

"kaigan ni abura no yona mono ga nagarete kite-iru to yu renraku ga arimashita"

Try this lol

My pronunciation:
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Here's how I pronounce it,I don't have a mic right now and I don't want to wake up my 6 roommates so yeah

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I cannot into this but oh well
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