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Vocaroo bread
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How lewdski
>always threat never stab
Feels bad man.
Anyway.
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10/10 I got chills
Vocaroo this
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Here in Soviet Ryssa we have a saying that can be roughly translated into something like "Don't whistle, or there'll be no money [in your pocket/house]".
Do you have anything similar?
Polish/10
No, nothing like that.
Damn you, Carnivali.
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the fuck is this shit
Kek, Carinvali just got assassinated.
it's shit, yes I'm this bored
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The Greeks could rule the world. Alexander did. He took a Greek army to the far Indus. There was nothing left to conquer; the world was his. But Alexander is dead. His empire is gone. And so we live in evil days; the free men of Greece have turned on each other, instead of their proper enemies: those who envy all the Greeks have done. Alexander must weep, if the dead weep. I will weep in his place, but I will also hope. The world turns; what was may come again. The Fates still spin the web of men's lives. So now, perhaps the gods wish Greeks to be great again. Perhaps a new Alexander will take up the sword, bring order where there is chaos, remake the world of men into a better place...perhaps.
Its so polish
from yesterday vocaroo.com
that be bad or good thing?
>Those incredibly silent bits where the mic mutes
Good reading though, don't know if we're rating each other to be honest
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When I show up I'm just a little sectoid
But later on I become a mechtoid
You may spot me, then I move free
Then I land a crit on your rookie
Cant see me can't shoot me
But I'm fucked when you try to flank me
yea we can rate, yours was very good obviously
as for this - I love your accent my friend
Good thing
Pronunciation is great!
I luv u
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cool
Thanks, I'm paranoid that my family hears me, and I don't want them to.
Which is stupid, as I have no problem shouting blasphemy and curses
like I was doing a couple of hours ago lol. But yeah, I turn red by just reading.
Thank you.
Thank you. Been learning the language since I started school so it better be.
ahaha, I get you
I love you too.
I just loudly called god something while going downstairs because I almost
flew, but god forbid they hear me read in English.
True, I look forward to these.
Maybe we could sing something, what do you think? Karaoke night. I can't sing for shit so at least you will have a laugh or cringe
Ahaha not sure, wary of not sounding autistic in my student dorms
That's a no. I'll read, make weird voices or whatever, but I ain't singing.
These are potatoes, Comrade Commissar! Why are we using potatoes instead of real grenades?
Because real grenades are valuable! In fact, they are worth a lot more than you are!
Of course, Comrade Commissar. My mistake.
Here's a Japanese tongue twister cos Im bored:
バスガスばくはつ
(Bus-u gas-u, baku hatsu)
Basically keep repeating as fast as possible
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here's how to pronounce
ahahaha
Pronunciation is not too bad actually!
alright alright
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Authentic dialogue
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cool thanks
I got balls of steel.
Much like matla user, pronunciation is not too bad!
Time for improper little singing:
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My life is now complete.
N-noice!
How's your audio studio application going?
Not much...
Right now i'm working on diploma uwu
Something local.
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Pazjent ta’ Monte Carmeli nstab mejjet wara li ħarab mill-Isptar Monte Carmeli l-jum ta’ qabel. Skont stqarrija maħruġa mill-Ministeru għas-Saħħa, il-pazjent ħarab mill-Isptar wara li sgassa tieqa tal-kamra tal-banju.
I'm rooting for you user. And please, do more recordings.
Godspeed with your diploma.
What does it mean?
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wew
A patient at Mount Carmel was found dead after having escaped from the mental health hospital the day before. According to a statement issued by the Health Ministry, the patient escaped after breaking through a bathroom window.
Something like that, I got the translation from the website that I got it.
sorry
Thank ya, mate!
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Sounds arab lol
>Dazed. Reeling. About to break.
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Perfect.
Maltese read by non-Maltese speakers sounds more Arabic than Maltese read by a Maltese. Interesting.
cool.
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now try this mothafuckas, from previous thread
Ayyy been a while
since what, son?
Since ive seen Nige in a vocaroo thread
I literally can't haha
I'm here and there
First attempt without listening to yours, never really looked at polish pls r8
Can someone say this:
''Fomos grandes, e agora somos pequenos. Ainda não nos podemos acostumar a ser pequenos, e no meio da nossa miséria ainda queremos ostentar um luxo que provoca o escárneo. Desenganemo-nos, não vivamos de ilusões; olhemos para a realidade, e seja este o nosso ponto de partida.''
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Where am I from? Try to guess.
Brasil.Also fake accent from nordeste
No idea how you pronounce things in Portuguese
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for Nige:
Litvo! Oy-chizno moya! Ti yestes yak zdrovye!
You the lad that lived in France?
>for Nige:
I've company at the moment. Will be sure to record it in an hour or so if the thread is still up. Thanks though
nah, i was never anyone unique lol
>accent from nordeste
Kek, no.
Bit rude about yourself, lad
tsui tachi no asa, kagoshima-ken no amami ooshima ni aru kaijouhoancho ni
"kaigan ni abura no yona mono ga nagarete kite-iru to yu renraku ga arimashita"
Try this lol
My pronunciation:
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Here's how I pronounce it,I don't have a mic right now and I don't want to wake up my 6 roommates so yeah
I cannot into this but oh well
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