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the cold unforgiving shadow of toil approaches edition

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maisie

People will brainlet post you for anything these days

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Take the american footballers wages and give it to the doctors

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Not currently toiling so might watch the hand egg and get pissed

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they've taken grid girls

they'll come for cheerleaders next

Oo ahh up the RA

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Actually don't mind my job that much.

4, 3, 1, 2

Thank you HSBC and Ancestry.com. For I was blind but now I see. I was a blind man on the 23rd of June, when I voted leave. I was a bigot, a xenophobe, a racist. But after your advertisements, with sad and proud music playing and smiling european actors, it has warmed my heart. I have changed my mind lads, we should cancel brexit, and join the eurozone.

would love to see her do a poo in that position

>hey user, how was your weekend?
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ladbroke grove is where i reside

watching this in TV right now

tell me more you cretinous wretch

They're underfunded. It's so bad that teachers have to buy their students' workbooks and stationary out of their own pocket. That's something you'd expect out some second-world shithole.

Ancestry mentioned.

Check these genes

Deano OUT

no no no yes

/kentish town/

gonna electorate the next runt who crosses my path

went there twice and saw crackheads twice never going there again

going to do one of these soon
suspect i have balkan heritage

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elected myself to death

I'm a postman mate.

You literally cannot prevent your phone from accidentally connecting to it if Wi-Fi is active on the tv and phone. If you slip and your finger hits the screencast button, everyone is going to see what you're watching. You cannot remove the screencast button. You cannot disconnect from the network without losing your internet connection.

There is no solution.

>people will brainlet post you for anything these days

how much do these tests cost?

Some madcunt britisher is shitposting up a storm on Sup Forums lads

What you referencing lad?

Lmao what the fuck is this bullshit story?
You meet a woman once who tells you she twins and you decide to stay with her for the rest of your life?

Wht the fuck I'm so confused did I miss something?

I used to be ugly but then I learned how to pose my face for the camera and now I'm sexy

mobile data you povvo

>Spending represents private and public expenditures for elementary and secondary education

So Tarquin's parents shell out $4000 for him to go on a field trip to Italy with his prep-school, that gets added to the figures?

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post top eurovision tunes lads

hardmode: no winners

still I think avoiding pedestrian infrastructure is really harsh and a bit annoying about living here. It's impossible to take a stroll to a store less than a mile away without looking like an alcoholic who lost their license

I work 12 hour shifts from 7 to 7 as a care worker for mentally challenging people, I shower them by hand and I clean the ones who are incontinent.
All the other staff are mostly agency arabs/africans or polish. The only other English are the ones just out of school who ask how to make coffee and obese women in their late 20s and 30s. All the residents and staff shout at each other.

Is this the worst job imaginable?

its the new hat

Trickier one.

>we're more knowledgeable about yankland then you are about europe

Would fucking love to be a postman. If only I could drive.

Link la

£100

>I'm afraid to use my Wi-Fi
>don't be afraid to use your Wi-Fi... just use mobile data
Are you disabled?

kentish town is lovely, come to rio's health spa. It's a filthy swingers club. They had a fire last year because somebody poured baby oil onto hot coals.

then be fucking careful and DON'T FUCKING PRESS THE SCREENCAST BUTTON

Haven't seen a full blown brit who hasn't had a iberian trace (myself included). Anyone would think there was a shared remnant genetic similarity between the autochinous people of the British Islands and the Iberian peninsula

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This is a late reply but oh my fucking god doing that in front of children with a knuckleduster from behind. Wouldn't you guys love to acid attack him unexpectedly and watch him be instantly blinded and horribly burned and totally powerless? Then kill him with a brick?

Accidentally screencast bestiality porn to my mom's smart TV.

Half way through reading 1984, you could say that I'm an expert on politics and society now, don't reply to me prole cunts

Correct.

3,4,5,2,1

*autochthonous

MILK

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3, 2, 4, 1

Chebs like that are dispositive of ugliness

Welcome to the future.

The native Irish stock originate from the Iberian penisula. We're talking a thousand years ago though.

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dont like anything to do with super bowl but will still stay up to watch it

second to left may literally be my cousin

Screencast button is permanently at the top of YouTube videos on your phone, right next to the settings buttons and such. It's inevitable that it will be pressed by mistake at one point or another.

are you being ableist?

>autochinous
Typical wacky bruce.

>accidentally press the screencast button

oh, you mean that very clearly labelled button that also pre-warns you in advance before hitting it? fucking spastic

shes not wrong

fuck that. I give not enough shit to pay such an amount.

go to bed sara
tescos awaits

err no not my thing lol
are you rich perchance? my mate lives in a huge house there

that's been disproven

i resent the insinuation that i could do more

On a train back to toildon
3 hours

Also lost my ticket so im hoping a conductor doesnt come and take 30 toil-rewards from me

She's got a point desu.

Positive thinking, like.

wish I was dumb enough to fall for semantic trickery

I've accidentally screencast a few YouTube videos (nothing too bad) to a Phillips TV.
I don't have a Phillips TV.

imagine being this poor

2143

Cuz I'm too shyyyyyyy

Where do we come from then?

I think quite a bit of laziness is just some form of anxiety about something, have seen few people avoid doing something from sheer laziness but plenty from some sort of underlying nervousness that they pass of as laziness but obviously isn't

Any NEET man in?

Even if it was true there are enough differences to distinguish between Irish and Iberian.

You arrive in Bradford.

No, it really hasn't. Migration waves to the British isles started from two places. Northern Europe and Iberia.

got that Octavian song stuck in my head raah

Someone had better tell my archaeology lecturer.

send porn and see where the fapping sounds come from

maccies on the cards in a bit

lol

*raises beer*

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E pluribus unum

looks somewhat like milton keynes

sember fay : DDD

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