It's official, Carol just went full retard. Minor spoilers: Civil War II 04

It's official, Carol just went full retard. Minor spoilers: Civil War II 04

Isn't this shit old?

This feels like the stupidest event in years. AvX feels like a well-reasoned dialogue between two parties in a neutral third-party setting compared to this.

Is that a transformer on Iron Man's team? I thought Cap was neutral? What the heck is he doing on Tony's team?
>X-Men here
This is idiotic, they literally change the future fucking tons of times, THE FUCKING OG X-MEN ARE FUCKING THERE.

why is there a gundam on tony's side

>Carol just went full retard
I think that happened back when she gave herself a haircut that reflected that and started calling herself Captain Marvel so a young Paki girl could take her place.

Why would Storm side with Carol on this. Or anything.

Also you can tell which team is morally at fault because Black "no one gets the cure for cancer but me" Panther is on it.

Why are the X-men?
Why the fuck would they care about any of this?

Don't they have way more important issues to worry about?

And why does each side get and Iceman?

OP here, I think this came out in the last week of July

>You're under arrest, Tony Stark!
>Also, who is that glowing guy behind Cap? None of us recognize him

I also have no clue who that is, does anybody know?

That's Nova :)

I'm pretty sure Transformer is Riri.

It's the black chick with the afro who will be Iron man soon. Riri Williams?

not into comics and don't keep up with them but isn't tony starks side a little..... OP? literally so much more powerful then ms marvels, how is it even a fight

who's on the left of Carol? she's a cute

>Why would Storm side with Carol on this. Or anything.
Because she's Inhuman-hugger. House mugga at its finest.

why would Magik be on Carol's side? You know SHIELD DGAFs about mutants

No, just the Ultimates alone could wipe the floor with Tony's whole team except Dr. Strange.

Carol's side is OP. Teleporter, Blue Marvel, Storm and her FEATS, Kitty Pryde... Tony has only nerfed Strange, Whor and Vision.
Surprised Bendis didn't put Cage, Miles and Kitty on same side.

Thor alone could sneeze on half of Carol's team and kill them.

Aurora

Yeah, old.

OP Here, when the hell did the whole black panther denying people the cure to cancer happen?! :O

They should just make it a 4v4 since everyone else is clearly irrelevant as fuck.

Thor, Vision, Strange and Tony vs. Blue Marvel, Spectrum, Jean and Carol.

>And why does each side get and Iceman?

Because it would be prejudice to make one side gayer then the other.

If the Icemans decided to fuck each other in the middle of the fight, would it be incest or masturbation.

Hudlin's run.
And everyone gathers around and watch.
Nobody's gayer than Chavez.

Is the more morally-just side the one with the most minorities?

In Black Panther's own book. The whole thing is jacking BP off so hard.

>Surprised Bendis didn't put Cage, Miles and Kitty on same side.
Kitty and the guardian will probably change side in the next issue.

OP Here, Seems like Carol has back-up. Spoiler warning: Click at your own risk

>Nobody's gayer than Chavez.

I think Reggie H was gayer for T'Mary Sue.

I'm sure of it.
Or they'll team up and tell everyone they're jerks.

But Carol also has Ms. America (somewhere), Angela and herself.

Nigger read the thread. This is old news already.

Reggie H is inverted C-Priest.

This event looks really retarded. I haven't been paying attention to it but doesn't seem too good.

Mighty God King, come back to us

:'(

thank you, any recs?

>Tony brought several teenagers to fight adults
What the fuck is wrong with him?

seriously, what is Hill doing there? she would be absolutely fucking useless in a fight and get hurt

Alpha Flight or whatever.

Well, it's a poorly planned out event they came up with at the last minute to SYNERGIZE with the Cap movie and written by Bendis, who struggles with large casts of characters. Everyone should have seen this coming.

Will Peter beat the shit out of Miles?

He's pulling Hitlerclops.
Who created Hill, why is she everywhere?
>Bendis
>Finch
Figures.

I don't know everyone on Carols side but holy fuck is that a one sided fight.

She's there to remind everyone that they're under arrest in case Carol forgets.

Scottie should of finished them off long ago

Pete loses.
Off-panel.

>that absolute ethering Aaron McGruder gave Hudlin in those two episodes of Boondocks

Don't feel bad, it's news to me since I'm not following this event

actually that makes sense
you know girls get flustered and she might be on her menstrual cycle or something
hopefully they didn't sync up
Hill is on period patrol

I hope it ends with Rich Rider coming back to inform everyone that they're retarded, then leave with Sam to mentor him a bit more.

Not if Bendis has anything to say about it. Remember when Blackheart soloed the entire Avengers team except for Miles, and then Miles single-handedly beat Blackheart with his deus ex machina zapping powers?

dubs to dubs
must be truth

Why would you even ask that? They have the same powers except Miles has a sting attack that fucks everything up. Also Bendis.

lol you think Miles could be Peter? Slott fucking is a heavyweight at the Marvel FO too, dontchu forget about that

Can't wait for Sam to fade into irrelevance permanently.

Bendis created Maria Hill? Fuck. Well, now I hate Maria Hill.

If Bendis is writing, Miles is going to win because lolstinger.

>Slott fucking is a heavyweight

No need to state the obvious, user.

Quality writing.
>that time Bendis went LETS KILL PETER PARKER
>Slott was all flustered

Miles has already beaten 616 Peter before.

>>that time Bendis went LETS KILL PETER PARKER
>>Slott was all flustered


Do you think Slott leaked the CW2 script?

How does the bottom side even stand a chance...

"Spiderman"
Iron Man
"Thor"
Most of the Xmen
Powerman
Dr Strange
Vision

vs

A bunch of b tier shit and Ant Man

Yep. Either him or Dogfucker.

So why is Carol "I am always wrong" Danvers causing a staring contest here?

is Slott secretly a Peterfag underneath it all?

Some guy will turn around and say Blue Marvel and Monica are some shit, but then I constantly know Dr Strange could just fuck all of them up because he's Dr Strange and even Whor commands some god-like shit.

I mean she isn't going to God Blast anyone, but she can still hit hard.

>Character Tie-in books

"This whole thing seems stupid and poorly handled. I'm going to sit it out or question it because this has a chance to go wrong

>Same Character in CW2

"I WILL FIGHT BY YOUR SIDE IN THIS POINTLESS BATTLE

Wait a minute. Didn't Slott write She-Hulk before and got upset over things like Chuck Austen's Juggernaut/She-Hulk issue of X-Men?

>Dr Strange could just fuck all of them up because he's Dr Strange
Strange got a major power nerf, user. Might as well be Harry Potter in his first year at Hogwarts.

The bottom side has the team that made Galactus their bitch and kicked Thanos's ass.

Spectrum alone would be huge trouble for Tony's team.

I think so. But don't forget they wanted to kill Kaine, Slott had him survive Spider-Verse.
You mean, that time She-Hulk defended Juggernaut and then fucked him so hard bed was pushed into ground? He did. He immediately retconned fuck out of that saying it's She-Hulk from alternate reality.

cause she has the guardians of the galaxy

>mfw CWII ends in dance off

>You mean, that time She-Hulk defended Juggernaut and then fucked him so hard bed was pushed into ground? He did. He immediately retconned fuck out of that saying it's She-Hulk from alternate reality.

Logically wouldn't that mean he'd be just as pissed off at Bendis' treatment of She-Hulk in CW2?

He would but I didn't see him say anything.
Looks like she'll survive so...

yes, he must be super defensive about this entire event

even if Slott is fucking retarded, he might have good intentions? He's like Marvel's DiDio

Bottom side has Blue Marvel, who is basically Superman with Reed Richard's intelligence. It also has Monica Rambeau, who is living light.
It's also got Magik, who, unless Bendis learned better since, was shown in AvX to be able to go one-on-one with Strange.

>cause she has the Ultimates

Fixed. Because the Guardians aren't shit compared to the Ultimates.

It's Trowa Barton!

>He would but I didn't see him say anything.

He wouldn't badmouth the big event while it's running, Marvel would be pissed off.

>tony stark
Reminds me of
>Scott summers
Is Bendis writing this shit?

Yes, he literally is.

Glad to see Anti-Man is safe from all this bull shit.

Fuck me. I knew I wasn't going to be wrong.

Bendis has a hand in literally every Marvel comic right now. No exaggeration. Because every current Marvel comic is a tie-in to Civil War 2, which Bendis is writing. You can tell it's him because of how often Miles Morales appears.

Fucking Bendis ruining Sam

There wasn't much to ruin in all fairness.

We're still not at point where Miles is Wolverine and shows up in every book.

How do you weaponize the cure for Cancer?

It works on hilariously small number of people. Wakandians are just shit.

>"If you can cure a disease, you can cause it."

Also, Norman Osborn DID find a cure for cancer, and DID weaponize it, to kill Deadpool, although that's only a technicality since if his cancer were cured by ANY means he'd die.

Why the fuck do the Guardians care about any of this?

Bendis.

So what are they even fighting about in this story? Is there even a gray area or is it just as cut and dry as the second act of the first Civil War?

why didn't they save Captain Marvel back in the day?