ITT things you will NEVER experience

2. your cunt

Success and happiness

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Happiness

Crowd surfing. I go to concerts all the time, but I'm scared of getting hurt. Being on the edge of the mosh pit is enough.

Why not?

>eating pork
>drinking alcohol

Success, Love, Happiness, Parenthood
Canada

Be american

I crowd surfed once. I got my penis diddled by a guy 3 times my age.
I was 13.

>get shot

Stable identity and mental health in general.

Being loved by my parents

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Being rich

Losing land

1. seksi seks
2. hungury

>having father

being happy

me on the left

getting a tan
being tall

How tall?

This

It's time to go back.

a cute European bf

She looks like my sister wtf

fuck off normalfag

I experienced this for the first time with a mediocre 3/10 girl last summer. Right now I'm working on experiencing this with a cute 7/10 girl. Probably not going to get it but I'm trying nonetheless.

Post pics of your sister, so that we can compare

She looks a bit pudgy.

a barbaric ritual of dick mutilation common in your 56% country

>a fucking leaf

>tfw missed out on teenage love

>tfw missed out on all love

no, she's not in america. It can't be her.

an enjoyable youth that left me with a lot of golden memories and great friends

>tfw no tall and fit sysadmin bf to hug from behind and place my chin on his broad shoulder

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>tfw likewise

This.
Also Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless, etc etc...
It's a very strange existence.

STOP
I was perfectly fine just a minute before.

I am never fine tbqh, life is just one giant chore