Exploring our oceans: Don't you fucking do it

You know how scientists are always clamoring about how we know more about outer space then we do our own oceans?

Maybe there is a fucking reason for that
1. The ocean sucks
2. Who wants to be around some faggy fish
3. Fuck salt

Let me explain to you something Sup Forums
We never need to explore our fucking oceans because theres nothing cool down there
So dont you go looking because your going to waste your time my time and humanities time

I dont understand why anyone would wanna go check out that bullshit

If you wanna get the same experience just go to the deepend of the pool or a pond and its the same exact shit just deeper

I repeat there is nothing cool in our unexplored oceans and aint nobody got time to find out

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...The record!

>american education: the thread

>Tfw I swim in greener pool water than my flag

t. cthulu

Atlantis WILL get refugees whether they like it or not

>tfw I wasn't as cucked as the number of stripes on my flag

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How's R'lyeh going, Cthulu-sama.

>Innsmouth IP

Fishposter confirmed.

Lots of interesting stuff in the oceans desu.

>Cymothoa exigua, or the tongue-eating louse, is a parasitic isopod of the family Cymothoidae.
>This parasite enters fish through the gills, and then attaches itself to the fish's tongue.

>The parasite severs the blood vessels in the fish's tongue, causing the tongue to fall off.
>It then attaches itself to the stub of what was once its tongue and becomes the fish's new tongue.

#notanargument

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Well sheeit, I guess I'm a #CthuluFtaghn now

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The ocean terrifies me.

>why
resources
gold from fucking sunken ships
rapture

pressure is a bitch, also the sea eats radio signals, so remote controlled shit can't get too far without giving cancer to the operators

SHUT IT DOWN THE SHOGGOTHS KNOW

But OP what about the UFO fleets?

nautiluslive.org/

Watching deep sea exploration live streams is pretty comfy to be honest

We need to drain the ocean and see what life is like underneath or what's hidden. Not the entire ocean, but split it and close it.

because it takes 150 years for some very tasty kinds of fish to reach puberty, and we eat them faster than they repopulate. it's good to learn about your food source and whether there's someting tastier deeper down.

You can't fool me, old one.

Whatever Elder God you are, you WILL be found

Anyone see the movie "The Bay"?

this is probably my favourite pasta

t. Cthulu

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They Cthulhu how you doing? Still being a neet and playing video games all day?

Look at that smug mother fucker in there.

>The aquatic Jew

>Who cares about spending money on something worthwhile
>Let's keep spending money on feeding niggers, lol

stop Cthulhu posting

Cthulhu

Stale copy pasta

LOL

#rekt

>its another meme copy pasta thread
SAGE

Your time is almost up oh ancient deceiver. The truth will be known.

>You know how scientists are always clamoring about how we know more about our earth? then we do outer space?
>Maybe there is a fucking reason for that
>1. Outer space sucks
>2. Who wants to be around some faggy asteroids
>3. Fuck stars
>Let me explain to you something Sup Forums
>We never need to explore outer space because theres nothing cool out there
>So dont you go looking because your going to waste your time my time and humanities time
>I dont understand why anyone would wanna go check out that bullshit
>If you wanna get the same experience just go to the a zero gravity test site and its the same exact shit just bigger
>I repeat there is nothing cool in our unexplored universe and aint nobody got time to find out

Fuck you faggot. I helped build a system of computer servers that are about 40 miles off the west coast, from oregon into canada, sitting on the ocean floor. All wired with 480v power and linked together with fiber-optics. You can find live feed from robots all the time. Plus, the oceans are awesome.

> fuck salt

WTF is wrong with you?

>The Bay
yup

Why was that plant so stronk? The robot could hardly break it?

Deep sea exploration is funded pretty decently though
So not sure where our (((friend))) is here
Deep in the sea you can find things like fish that exploit quantum mechanics
Now that's weird

Nice thread Atlantis Shill

Ocean life freaks me the hell out.

i don't like it one bit. those aren't fish, they're demons.

underrated

Robots are disgusted by organic life. It was trying to break it off making as little contact as possible.

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oh shit it's that soccer player's vagina

The vampire squid....never heard of the light ability at the top of its head though

MORE OCEAN WEMBS PLS

Maybe it stole the light from whatever the thing it attacked at the beginning was

I don't think that's a Vampire squid mate, the fins are far too long, they have little flappy fins like a Dumbo octopus.

Picture is OP.

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>there is nothing cool under the ocean, no need to go there

Ok how do we know until we check it out????????????????????

Or if someone had an agenda to protect the secrets hiding under there, this would make sense

which pokeman is that?

Bigfin Squid

nice try aidf

>bioengineering possibilities
>medical advancement
>resources
doesn't cthulhu want to be woken up?

Ocean confirmed for canon location of Hell

OY VEY THE GOYIM HAVE COME TOO FAR!

"You're this many cucked" *holds up 8 fingers*

Who doesn't...

>t. Atlantean
you can't hide your grey haired sex machines from humanity for long fucker

>exploration is wrong
Confirmed non-white

I say we explore the ocean for the express purpose of exterminating those things

I think your right on that, might be a humboldt or type of giant squid

check em

Indeed, total waste of time to come down here because you won't find anything which will be a waste of your time. Go explore space or your backyard.

Aliens are in our oceans. Very intelligent aliens.

Someone post the damn pic already.

can america ever recover?

Yeah you stay away from the ocean. That Jew gold treasure is mine, you faggots.

Stale pasta go fuck yourself saged


So many fucking newfags every single time falling for this shit.

>tfw there's loads of ruined cities buried under sediment along the continental shelves and we know fuck all about them

You're a big fin

Octopuses, very smart, need to be researched more!

FUCK this movie.

Where are you going to put all the water

how come?

I want to explore the oceans just so fucking morons like you can eat shit,

>theres nothing cool down there

youtube.com/watch?v=mrSu65Bb9X4

Sweden
Sweden is actually lower than the ocean, that country is a huge bowl, flood those degenerates.

For you

Don't the computers get wet

Why did you put them down there

This is Lovecraft level.

Bigfin squids are pretty cool and creepy. They remind of the tripods from War of the Worlds.

>Maybe there is a fucking reason for that
>1. The ocean sucks
>2. Who wants to be around some faggy fish
>3. Fuck salt

t. 8th grader

Fuck off

We SeaQuest now!

Fuck the ocean

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>t. Cthulu

Underrated show

Fuck you nature! You scary!

Fuck you sea spirit I'm coming for your treasure and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

I can never figure out why their video is so shitty looking...like, do you not have any bandwidth? Do you stupidly upload everything on your top-deck recorder buffer or do you take the actual god damn video copy from the submersible. What the flying fuck are they doing? Honestly. Every god damn one of these things looks like it was recorded on a Voodoo 3Dx card running high FPS on Doom.

It's a recorded webm when they where streaming live in the ocean floor. Your autism is showing.

humanity is so jaded, man

>lmao aliens don't exist
>there's nothing out there but us

meanwhile on our own planet
>that alien motherfucker

and no one bats an eyelid. why do we need other organisms to come from outside our planet to impress us?

youtu.be/apFVLXeuwYg