"Hey... is that user? Whoa man where have you been it's been so long...

>"Hey... is that user? Whoa man where have you been it's been so long? Brad and I are now managing directors at the top performing Hedge Fund in Toronto. I trust you're still working on your business ideas? -- Oh right, that'll be two big mac meals. Oh don't worry about the change, you seem to need it more than we do."

*spit in burgers*
hehe

I worked at Walmart for two years when I was 20. Know this feel.

Look like they are couple of faggots.

>use homophobia to feel better about your poverty and oligarchy
Slav-tier.

The jealousy is real

What a couple of nice people; free change.

fuck you lads. i try to help this poor guy and you talk that shit to me.

>mfw my old friends are now trannys
jesus christ

>Flip

checks out.

Hey I made this thread a year ago! You stole it!!!

>tfw I had a similar moment yesterday, only I was the one gloating over my old friends.

Fuck you normie

>30
>go to furniture store to pick up new $5000 couch
>schoolmate who got into university has to carry it to my car
>pretend I don't recognise him
yikes

>visiting hometown for christmas
>on the super market buying some milk
>cashier is the high school stacy
>she looks like she went through hell in her mid 20s

Now you can be more than just friends

A NEET, a wagecuck and OP are at a funfair where they come across a shady-looking man at a stall.

He tells the NEET that if he lets him fuck his butthole he'll win a million dollars, provided he can last a mere five minutes of what the man calls "gentle anal penetration". The NEET is no fool though and declines the offer. The man then approaches the wagecuck friend, whispers something into his ear and they vanish behind a door. After half a minute or so the wagecuck runs out screaming, with his clothes torn and copious amounts of blood dripping from his asshole. The NEET and the wagecuck hastily leave the funfair and head to a nearby hospital for the wagecuck's emergency treatment.

After a few days they still haven't heard anything from OP so they decide to go back to the funfair to find out what happened to him. They come across the same stall owner and ask him if OP managed to complete the challenge, to which he tells them that sadly his asshole was torn to shreds. He left him to die in a puddle of his own rectal bleedings.

The NEET laments that it simply wasn't worth it for a mere million dollars. The wagecuck is taken aback by this and says to the stall owner, "A MILLION dollars?! You were only going to give me fifty bucks!" The man replies, "Well that's more than I offered the other guy - he did it for free!"

this is the worst tho

Sumima'scuse me.

>have to wakey wakey 6 in the mornign to get a clogged bus to get a clogged metro that takes 40 minutes to cover 5 stations

fucking kill me
this isn't life this is hell

Hahhahaha

>Tfw Brazil fell for the urban sprawl meme

At least you're not in the favela

Found the Muslim c ucks. KILL YOURSELVES!

Jokes on you, they can't recognize me without my hair

>encounter someone I haven't seen for many years
>they fucking know everything about me
>apparently niggers talk about me on facebook

fuck social networking

>parents bought them cars and found for them good jobs
>they have a shitty education in expensive and useless uni
>acts like an arrogant pieces of shit
damn bastards

>everyone who is successful was handed it and just got lucky
>the reason I am unsuccessful is because I am unlucky

Is this really what losers tell themselves?

the only thing is that I am not a loser, you leaf nigger
I found myself a decent job without parents helping

Okay good for you but your post still sounds idiotic to make up some backstory for how others got lucky

I would literally cry while making that burger but I would seize the opportunity and ask him later for a job.

>be successful in career
>offer to give peers help with finding a job
>"wtf user I don't need your help, mind your own business and fuck off"
>he still complains about not being able to find a job
I seriously don't understand why people do this

>MY NORMIE ASS IS ON FIREEEE

Me neither.

Have fun being poor then I guess, sorry I offered to help

No one who asks for advice on Sup Forums is actually seeking help you dumb fag. You literally will not find one thread where someone accepts and acts on advice given to them.

Retarded normie cant understand the difference between seeking attention and seeking advice.

>someone is deeply ashamed/insecure about something
>acknowledge it somehow
>wonder why he gets upset

You're doing the right thing but it shouldn't be confusing at all.

>my high school sweetheart is tomboy in a lesbian relationship now

It hurts so bad when I think about it, but at least she's "bisexual" so it's not a massive blow to my self esteem.

Kek, legit?

I know that you dumbfuck, my story was from an experience that happened to me in person. Do you think I meant "random losers on Sup Forums" when I said "peers"?

Yes I thought you meant that. In any case the same shit applies to irl. 90% of people don't care about your advice and will not use it.

And those people are what I'm complaining about, if you aren't willing to accept help from other people and admit your own faults then you'll never be successful

That's why they're not successful in the first place, otherwise they'd figure it out on their own without asking you.

I literally never give anyone advice. In fact I just make people feel good about themselves by attributing my successes to "luck" and theirs to "skill".

Jokes on them, when i never leave the house they cant make me feel bad about my situation

>Moved around alot so I never run into anyone I went to school with

>my highschool class has 3 people who went to oxford/cambridge and the rest went to tier-1.5 britbong universities like LSC and UCL
>they all have stressful but successful careers now

>I went to a shitty university but still manages to get a legal practicing license
>works an entry-level deskjob because lazy and no work experience other than the 2-required years to get my license
>still richer than any 5 of my classmates combined because my family is rich

It's ok to give up when you don't even have to try in the first place.

>Family is rich
>China

Checks out.

stop projecting so much

>be me
>work hard, and become successful
>see people I used to know growing up
>none of them have really achieved anything with their lives
>tfw thought I would feel good by being above them, but really just feel sorry for them and have survivorship guilt that I was the only one to not end up as a failure
feels like shit lads

>everyone i knew became drug addict.
>so did i