He hasn't taken the Metrosexual pill

>he hasn't taken the Metrosexual pill
laughing at you

obsessed

>Metrosexual
What even is that

They're pretty much hipsters.

Dye his hair of pink and he's Quentin Quire.

Hipstersexual?

What music do they like to listen to? Motorhead?

Soy boy things like drake or elton john, or lady gaga

EDM

A straight person who pretends to be gay

Sad

Sounds dumb

a guy that cares about his appearance

how do i become metrosexual

You are too hairy Paco

>tfw i'm actually hairy
;-;

hot

>be south korean
>metrosexual kpop niggers are widely loved by girls

>not valuing fashion and hygiene while maintaining a masculine lifestyle and values
never gonna make it

fuck that was for op

I don’t like it

I didn't know we were back in 2002