Muh lesser of two evils

>muh lesser of two evils
What phrases make you angry?

allahu akbar

I know right, I wish Trump supporters would stop using this one.

everything happens for a reason
especially when used to justify something the person fucked up

>per capita

Much needed diversity.

i hear it way more from hill supports irl

I really hate that retarded scapegoat phrase too.

>wrong side of history

>hitler was wrong

>the narrative is...

just say truth or lie you snake

"just put yourself out there"

>lost his battle with cancer

Why the fuck would anyone phrase it like that?

>wow he lost the battle what a fucking lame ass failure

>you cant have your cake and eat it too

This is so fucking stupid. Whats the point in "having" a cake if Im not going to eat it? Fuck whoever came up with this retarded ass saying.

>"You just don't understand. It's a different culture"

>mfw you personally think Clinton is a pretty good candidate

sucks to be the type of person who keeps bitching about "muh 2 party system." I got a great job, no debt, big savings, stock markets are up big, status quo is great for me. I'd vote for a third Obama term if I could.

THIS

>not saying "eat your cake and have it too" like it how not a retard would say it

>Your life has no purpose without god.

For decorative purposes.

Cakes are often very pretty, "too good to eat", especially wedding cakes.

The term came from the idea that you can't have it look at/see and eat it at the same time, it's one or the other.

systematic racism
privilege

also
"If you're an atheist then what stops you from killing people then..??? Or fucking kids??"

fair enough
"fair" input is a binary key not a dword

UGH

I think i's supposed to mean that you can not eat your cake and then still have the cake after eating it. You can either keep the cake intact and still have the cake, or you can eat it and not have the cake.

>"You can not have your cake and eat it too."

>I suppose things are that way, we can't do much about it
>Meh, yes the system is rigged, but not much we can do about it

You fools !
It is when small men and women, many, many small men and women unite behind one, strong, man, that things get done.

>evil
>good
Nice spooks

>systematic racism
>privilege

actually this one get it.

LE EVERYTHING IN SOCIETY IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT I AM SO FUCKING SMART

>Remember Hitler!!1!

Correlation doesn't prove causation.

Came here to post this

>fuck u dad i dont need laws or even a job everything u know is fake checkmate

>God made a mistake

No he didn't, you're just a mentally ill faggot in denial.

>Being upset by words

Fuck you.
You and your moral relativism are evil.
Literal Marxist drivel.

>the enemy of my enemy is my friend

>the proto-fedora tipper

>le ebin stirner maymay

autism

"Feminism is about equality".
and
"[insert a minority] can't be racist"

>vaccines cause autism

Based Pole, calling out spooks and ravaging rectums.

>per se
with this i can instantly tell i'm talking to someone who thinks they're 9 times more intelligent than they really are.

>backwards
just means 'not progressive'

>n-word
>n-bomb
absolutely embarrassing to hear this on the news, just say nigger.

>pun intended
completely ruins the fun

Is race a spook?

>you miss all the shots you don't take

systematic oppression
internalized misogyny
Hyper-sexualized
white privilege
"your privilege blinds you"

>shoot innocent

At least I didn't miss.

Genetic differences aren't spooks, why do you ask?

the truth hurts, huh?

>stoning women and fags isn't backwards

>muh white privilege

Anybody else notice that 'white privilege' is just another phrase to describe 'good decision making'?

>be young white male
>work hard in school
>get good grades
>get into good college
>get good grades (again)
>establish social connections with people
>get a good job
>make lots of money

AY YO, HOL' UP! HE GOT DAT WHITE PRIVILEGE AN SHIT! MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA.

Postmodernism is intentionally designed to waste time.

If you try to think about it, you lose.

"I don't care about it so I don't think you should improve it"

>What phrases make you angry?

Western civilisation is collapsing.

>the fact that

it's as if saying that makes whatever is said after a law of physics, and when said it is rarely backed up with evidence

he would crash into the yellow car anyway

Why is Brazil so obsessed with Hitler?

>systematic [bad thing]
code for "I can't explain how white people did this, but they did so pay me"

Numbers in general.

When ever someone mentions numbers they are usually full of shit and know that 99% of people will never check those numbers.

>Tattoo "1488 GTKRWN" on chest
>curbstomp niggers
>You just don't understand, it's my culture
Actually user, I think they might be on to something...

Because that's where all the Nazis fled to after the war.

SO, LONG STORY SHORT, WE-
>LONG STORY SHORT, HYUCK, LONG STORY SHORT, HYUCK

AAAAAA

Reverse racism

the point is you cannot eat the cake and still have it at the same time. eating it means you don't have it anymore.

Trying to redpill someone on holohoax and
>well historians and the rest of people agree it happened
>muh tinfoil
Any time their view is challenged.

>People of Color

>i agree but you can't say that
outright disagree or act like you have a spine.

Begging the question.

this one annoys me too, but only outside of accusing an argument of circularity.
reporters will say it like "but that begs the question, did lamarcus actually shoot. . ."

what's wrong with that?

>moral relativism and the bible are the only choices
You realize that there are innumerable philosophies with different concepts of what's acceptable and not and that "don't be an asshole" is pretty much universal, right? All Christians pick and choose what they want from the bible, so why stop there? Why not go further and use another system with similar but not the same tenets? Seems kind of pointless to, for example, call a buddhist a degenerate simply because they don't believe in your specific desert skydaddy.

Do you know how hard it is to hit women and fags with stones when you're throwing them backwards?

That's a true statement though.

>you can't prove a negative.
this is wrong, and internet atheists love this phrase

>separation of church and state
this term is typically never used as it was meant

>fascist
typically never used correctly

>_____ist
it's obnoxious when people just state what sort of ideology what you're proposing is, as if that's somehow a refutation of it.

>common sense ______ legislation
yikes

it's true, but the phrase is typically used in such a way that it implies that correlations are completely meaningless, which is not the case.

add socialism to that too, seems very few people understand what it means but hurr durr kill all communists

>perpetrates systematic persecution
>creates hostile environment

>Says one criticism about America
>WTF IF YOU HATE AMERICA, THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO LIVE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY YOU LIBERAL COMMIE SCUM

Pathetic response from the alt-right

"Just get a job user"

"Just relax while the world burns user"

"Just be a normie user"

"Why don't you have a Facebook user?"

"Why do you hate Jews user?"

"You can't compete with the BBC user"

"White men are evil user"

"Why are white men checking out of society user?"

"Time to man up and marry a roastie user, she's about to hit the wall."

>Just get a job
user, please.

>just a clump of cells
so is the person stating it

>____phobic (islam, homo, trans)
unless we're talking about spiders, fuck off

>believe in science
the democrats have been saying this meme a lot this cycle

>the debate is settled
>the science is settled
no

>alt-right
this is a good one

>it's just the right thing to do

FUCKING PEOPLE WHO SAY "RIGHT?" AFTER EVERY STATEMENT THEY MAKE BUT THEN KEEPING TALKING. So many liberals do this shit. Their question "right?" is not even a question, it is just some mental hormone trigger, they don't leave you enough time to answer the "right?".

Stirner relativism is actually based in a race based sense. Morals are mostly biologically relative.

>right side of history
Fuck that shit. Don't change your moral views based on the prediction that society will decide you're wrong in the future. Fight to make that future one you and yours feel comfortable in.

Anyone who uses that phrase is an idiot.

A fucking leaf

i think that's less annoying than how some women and queers add an inflection to the end of their sentences, as if what they're saying is a question? even though it's actually not a question? it's almost as if in their heads they're unsure of what they're saying?

sometimes they'll even do it when typing?

Holy fuck the last one,
>Can we talk about race without talking about white privilege?
>No because it actually has a lot to do with it

>mfw

YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?

>it's always in the last place you look!
>you are your father's son!

"Wrong side of history"

>started a national conversation about

>battle
>doctors do everything

>Common sense gun laws

Come on everyone, these new laws are COMMON SENSE. You aren't an idiot, are you?

>I've gotta/have to be honest with you
anything following this is bullshit

>at the end of the day
as above

>-phobia
>-ist
>comprehensive _____ reform
>COMMON SENSE gun reform
>Military-style

>problematic
>privilege
>institutionalized racism

Wake up, people

I never knew what it meant and turns out to be latin and not even english

Hahaha, are you serious? You hate it because it's not English?

It is what it is.

>ISIS is not Islam