Being sit at the café, put the iPhone X on the table and see sexy girls approach you and say : "is it the new iPhone...

Being sit at the café, put the iPhone X on the table and see sexy girls approach you and say : "is it the new iPhone ? It's so good !!"

Meanwhile you, you have your shit Android devices, dressed with Gap clothes and you say "HEY I M NOT A PIGEON MY PHONE IS SO HIGH TECH !!!"

Shut up the fuck up virgin boys, I pity you

andorks on suicide watch

it’s meme phone

so iphones are a pretty big deal outside of the US huh. how cute

>caring about stupid hoes
>spending $1k on a phone to impress girls

Do you even have a car?

You're a cuck

No, YOU are a meme phone

In USA too, don't play the guy who pretends the opposite

Sitting at the cafe, no one notices me no matter what I have

iPhone X, dress in suit (pant + shirt, not the vest), 3 days beard, diet if you are fat

If you buy this phone, I will laugh at you.