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daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
Carson Campbell
A FUCKING LEAF
Elijah Ross
I only ever watched the uncle grandpa crossover
why does it seem like the lore is a mess (from an outsider view)?
Daniel Hughes
/FREAK/ SQUAD, ASSEMBLE
what would you get from the Jasper Prize Pouch?
Jack Reed
>(480p)
BLAME CANADA.
Zachary Barnes
OP here
fuck I forgot to include link to last thread:
Angel Roberts
remember to stoke the forge of revolution with the shards of the uppercrusts
Jonathan Walker
SU is essentially like 300 different anime mashed together.
It's just a string of references to better things.
Joseph Smith
What steven knows, what the gems know, and what really happened, are all different.
Gabriel Campbell
BRING MY WIFE BACK
Adam Cox
Does anyone have a HQ download for "Beta Part 1", I beg of you !?
Xavier Wright
Nigga are you dumb?
Jaxson Hill
That's the one episode were it's stated that it's non-canon.
William Miller
Does Pearl taste like Crystal Pepsi?
Nicholas Bailey
Lapis' remains
Christian Rodriguez
Purple Aki is best gem
Landon Diaz
best ship
Luis Martin
Daily Reminder:
Garment and Pearl is best ship
John Jenkins
John!
Christopher Brooks
"Does it feel good when I do this?"
Jack Wright
We're back, baby!
Justin Hill
excited for 234598 YTPs of this episode that play the soviet anthem whenever bismuth is talking
Gabriel Watson
That mediafire link for Beta doesn't work for me.
Carson Allen
Remember the time Woolie killed that Gem?
Nolan Turner
wat
Christian Lee
Diamonds are for memery
Tyler Hall
YFW rubies become underlings of garnet
Noah Barnes
...
Blake Ortiz
No, because us FUCKING LEAFS are the only country that the episode aired in, apparently. And because its so fucking rare that we don't get fucked around by our Governments regulations for TV and other things, we weren't really expecting it at all.
Levi Collins
Just a reminder than Pearl is the best gem. Don't deny it, you can't pretend. Look at that face. Even Steven admitted it
David Baker
I know this is real but it looks like one of Zone's drawings and not the real deal.
Jace Perez
NEED MORE OF FAT UGLY SMOKY QUARTZ
Adam Reed
So did Matt forget the show is about a straight male with superpowers or...?
I need art of Garnet talking the Rubies on a walk with leashes.
Camden Adams
I know; I just noticed the thread was fresh so I'd jump in and ask if the lore in the normal episodes seems as wacky and strange as it appears to be
Eli Reyes
So do you guys think Steven and Amethyst's fusion will have two arms or four?
Isaac Reed
That's probably exactly why you're feeling confused. The UG crossover was severely non-canon, especially with the reality bending ways of Uncle Gpa.
Also, if you're still feeling lost after (if you decide to that is) you watch the series proper, it's probably just that. The story is filled with unreliable narrators and sources.
Dylan Brown
it's almost like you're taking a tweet from a long time ago out of context
Justin Lopez
>Ninja Turtles >Not Hero Turtles What is this shit!
Christopher Sullivan
Why are fangs so sexy?
Tyler Moore
She's never coming back user. All she is now is two lesbian midgets in a trench coat.
John Moore
Friendly Reminder: Smoky quartz is amy/rose fusion
Caleb Gray
I'm convinced he says this shit just to be contrarian.
I mean this guy lurks Sup Forums for crying out loud.
Logan Reed
Reminder to stick your dick in her rainbow gemhole.
Cooper Jenkins
It wasn't this a fake? i believed a tumblrina did it
Leo Morgan
because she's not the 'real deal', note the cleft lip still being there, it's kind of unsettling, really
Robert Green
Bueno
Luis Barnes
we've known since the beginning
Andrew Hill
These two are precious together and I want to make meep morp with them.
Jayden Garcia
I think it will be a fattie horror show
Nicholas Smith
Stop posting this shit.
Steven is like the only character that can be seen as a warrior and even then he still has traditionally feminine traits. If anything gets more like Gohan than Superman.
Every other male ranges from cool to pathetic.
Wyatt Rivera
3. Screencap this.
Luis Ross
Limey bastard.
Justin Price
L-Lewd!
Christopher Howard
How to Gems smell?
Robert Wood
it's real m8, i saw him post it
Caleb Nelson
...
James Lewis
Bismuth Points when?
Nathan Kelly
I'm hoping four multiple arms are super cool
Nicholas Clark
With their nose.
Angel Nelson
It's actually pretty cohesive
Jacob Myers
So when's Beta part 2 airing? Wednesday or some shit?
Leo James
I miss Pearlnet
What's wrong with loophole polyamory?
James Cox
Yes the main character is male, but he's the only male gem out of thousands of female gems. I actually support him when he says this, not because I think an all male cast is bad (I prefer it sometimes) but because people can't have one piece of media with a female-majority cast without crying.
Aiden Long
I need Yellow Diamond/Yellow Pearl . Lewd or not i crave it
Lincoln Cruz
I'd meep their morps if ya know what I'm saying.
Aaron Murphy
Because you're a degenerate, user.
John Flores
>Starts out edgy but quickly becomes cute
It's ok.
Landon Hall
>only watched the uncle grandpa crossover How would you know if the lore is a mess when the only episode you watched wasn't canon you retard?
Ian Hughes
The follow up to Beta is Earthlings Part 2.
Blame Sugar.
Lincoln Price
Is Steven becoming Silver Age Superman?
Landon Edwards
I got you, famiglia.
Dylan Morgan
My comrade
Caleb Jackson
...
Jaxson Wood
If she asked you to fug her, would you?
Jack Turner
Disgusting.
Daniel Foster
So, Garnet is totally going to try to take Army home with her, right?
>Garnet being motherly towards Ruby Squad and teaching them about Earth I NEED IT.
Jacob Williams
But when does it air?
James Morgan
...
Aaron Baker
No one is Super man because the writers give him no limits at all.
Xavier Richardson
the main problem with the lore is that it is inconsistently handed out. steven regularly forgets to ask the most basic follow-up questions and so leaves very important plot points hanging "what is centipeetles real name?" "what happened to pink diamond?", "when will lapis and peridot fuse?", "what is that shadowy orb in the moon base?", "are there other races that the gems encountered during their expansion?", "why is homeworld running out of resources?", etc.
so yeah, lore is one of the show's strengths, and yet the revelation of that lore is regularly mishandled.
Leo Cook
>Jasper on a unicycle juggling the Ruby squad Finished
Eli Brooks
>shoes on no
Adrian James
And make them yiff they did.
Owen Anderson
for realsies? I lost all my respect for Matt
Ethan Cook
Hungry for crabs?
William Long
Good taste user, I look forward to their villain song.
Lincoln Jenkins
Any edit requests before the leaks hit and everyone freaks out again?
Gabriel Ward
Monday, after Beta.
Nathaniel Morris
a poem dedicated to rose quartz
Nathan White
bismuth prize pouch is just full of breaking points
Grayson Parker
Reminder that Yellow Diamond cutom ordered her Pearl to sound and act like Janine from Ghostbusters. She likes 'em sassy!
Jonathan Bell
Praise Homeworld.
Christian Walker
Is there a clean Rose version somewhere?
Oliver Green
a head
Carter Rogers
What's the name of the episode where steven and connie are attacked by jasper in the snow?