How many languages do you know user?

Type in sentences of languages you know I'll start:

All Jews must die.
すべてのユダヤ人は死ねべきだ。

ching chong heeb ching ching chong

ガスザカイク、レイスワルなう。

にが にが にが にが にが

Il y a un chien derriere la table.
(no accents on keyboard, too lazy look commands up)

Salut, ou est ton mere?
Dans mon pantalons.

Its が you stupid fucking weeb.

Also 死ぬべき

There's only one language worth knowing.

>todos los judíos deben morir!

احب اليهود
الموت للاسلام

素晴らしいなカタカナ英語です!尊敬します!
たしかに人種戦争が必要だ

Ta mere la salope baise avec des noirs

Do you have to be fluent at them or is intermediate level enough?
Sinto falta de meus avós.
Hitler no hizo nada malo.
ねぇ、知ってる?オリジナルポスタがとてもホモだよ、本当。

>Canada
>Chink
Every time

Norwegian: Alle joder må do
Dansih: Alle joder skal do
English: All jews must die
German: يجب على جميع اليهود يموت

Just two.

English
American

I can speak English as shown by the flag.
Ich möchte Deutsche lernen weil ich auf Deutsch shitpost will.

>您好
>not using 你好 instead

你好,我是德国人。我是娘娘腔。

Alle jood moet doed wees.
I'm english but I think this is right

I make my language.

Kanadhɛs sje Marikončɛ güst du.
Kanadhés sje Marikončé güst du.
Кaнaдьѝc cѐ Mapiкoнчѝ гӳcт дy.

>America
>Can't tell the difference between chinese and japanese
Every time

Under rated post

ココに大勢いますよね、日本語の出来る人は
僕も結構できますが

ćuti, ćuti ujko, ubit ću te ja

*shitposten

has to be conjugated there. don't ask why i don't get the rules either. rest is flawless

here is a shitpost conjugation table:
ich shitposte
du shitpostest
er/sie/es shitpostet
wir shitposten
sie (plural) shitposten

Hiya everybody!
Me gusta visitar este sito porque me hace reir.

wo de hanyu shuo de buhao.
boku wa sukosi nihongo o hanasemasu.
ik gaa noit terug nar zo'n typhusland veelteveel marrokaanse, kutkoud, en heeft een "bible belt" als amerika.
meine deutsch ist auch von nierderlanden aus, doch er nur slecht ist.
I am a poptart eat my hot goo
5555555555. (thai)

僕はシットポストするのは一番の趣味だぜ

>American
>Spanish
Naturally

>僕

Bce eвpeи дoлжны yмepeть

Todos los judíos deben morir
All jews must die
Tutti gli giudei devi morire
Judutar guztiak hil egin behar (?)
Todos os judeus devem morrer

I'm not sure if I did it good with Basque and Italian tho.

And also...

¡Todo Judänčɛ dolžen muret!
¡Todo Judänčé dolžen muret!
¡Toдo Юдәнчѝ дoлжeн мypeт!

>reading the basque to myself out loud
>putting on the accent
>laughing my tits off

my favourite language.

Todos los judíos deben morir.
Toutes les juifes doivent mourir.
Todos os judios devem morrer.

Unsure of these...
整犹太人必须死.
вecь eвpeeв дoлжят yмиpaть.
Caithfaidh uile na giúdacha fáil bás.

>judios
judeus.

Obrigado, my Portuguese is a wreck.

>doed wees

DUDE WEED

Quē'i zē'en aké mäs quē Sa'en vocé, ex'sé!
Dē kën se ū konté ji Taeran'en. :x

>Egy kibaszott levél.
>Ein verdammtes Blatt.
>A fucking leaf.

I like big butts
et je ne peux pas mentir
Now you other dudes cant deny.
et quand une fille rentre ici
with an itty bitty waist

Vittu Perkele saatana!
Åkes fru knullade en ny Svensk medan Åke satt I garderoben och tittade.
Fuck you!
Nein! Nicht so schnell, es tut weh!
Mi prima que algunas se pueden vender a un buen precio .
B Poccии кapтoфeл eдитe вы!

Lots of basics but Not fluent in all of them.

Gringo burro não entende português.
SJWs and millenials ruin everything.
Me gusta una colombiana.
私はアニメが好きです.

t. enlighted monkey

>Swedish
best language
>Danish
basically
>Norwegian
basically
>Finnish
finns know Swedish so I win automatically
>Icelandic
If we sit down the entire day and play charades we will understand eachother
>English
its the langua of the world

A fucking leaf
Een verdomd blad
Une putain de feuille
Ein vedammtes Blatt
Uma puta de folha (not sure if this is right)

「俺」って使ってほしいんですか?
敬語には変でしょうが

Zal ik jou es lekker in je bek schijten.

Python, Java, and C++

Bonjour je m'appelle Sacha du bourg palette
Hello my name is Sacha from the bourg palette whats going on my nigger
Zdrasvoutie minia zavout Sacha y minia francouska

Chassit, chissit, chussit.
Thankee-sai.
Charyou tree.

>Uma puta de folha
If you mean son of a bitch then the correct way is:
>Seu filho da puta.

Be minded that the colloquial pronounciation is completely different.

>If we sit down the entire day and play charades

bleh. icelandic is a special snowflake. you can make up the other northern germanic languages as you go along without any prior knowledge .eg: jeg likke ikke fisker. jeg tror at du er mange ensom. din mor er ikke praktisk i diskoteket. kuk er svensk i pik er dansk
voilá, "scandianavian".

I think he meant "uma puta folha", as "a fucking leaf".

Argentines are mestizos who think they are Aryans ....

alle Juden sterben müssen
Todos los judios deben morir

I speak english, sarcasm, and profanity.If you don't like it, well fucking excuse me.

Alle Juden mussen sterben
Wszyscy żydzi muszą zginąć

Can't believe no one has used the two most relevant languages for this
Also, what's with the fucking weaboo shit ? Sup Forums shows its true colours, cancerous degenerates

anyone got red pill knowledge on how to learn a new language?
french most likely

inb4 go to country

I'm pretty good with english, but I've been studying japanese for almost 3 years.三年前日本語を勉強していましたけど 日本語を話すのが下手です。and I hate my fucking country and language.

step 1: rough grammar overview, learn those pronouns!
step 2: listening to songs(sing along when you can), the news, drama tv that kind of shit
step 3: 6 months later when all the sounds are correctly in your head, learn to read it.

Ach das hier ist die Hafenkneipe und ich dachte es wäre das Haus des Statthalters.
Ahh so this is the harbor's watering hole, and there I was thinking it was the governor's palace.

Hard work and contact with the target language, that's it.

>Also, what's with the fucking weaboo shit ? Sup Forums shows its true colours, cancerous degenerates
M8, if Sup Forums and Sup Forums merged tomorrow not much would change.

Kek

seems like i would be able to read it but not speak it

i'm trying to dissect what 'hard work' actually is

Arr Joozu Mustas Deinafy!!!

Learn german first. That is more like english. French is really difficult.. We have french about 6 years in school here, and we are nowhere near being capable of speaking french.

Tutti gli ebrei devono morire

My first language is english
C'est un partie d'etre canadien de savoir le français
皆さんお疲れ様でした 明日も頑張りましょう

>french >a language >not autistic version of latin

Un buen judío es un judío muerto
A good Jew is a dead Jew
Ein gut Jude ist a tot jew
>That and I can read greek and russian
>I only have two months of German, so "entschuldigen Sie mein schlechtes Deutsch, bitte"

Fucking weebs jesus christ. I thought german lovers were bad. someone buck the trend and learn greek no matter how useless & nonwhite it is

"Hard work" as in taking the time and effort to learn the correct grammar rules and memorize the vocabulary. Keep in mind that online forums can, at best, help you with colloquial speech and no language can be learnt without you deeply wanting to learn it.

Vlaams is worse

>Ein guter Jude ist ein toter Jude

Jude ist männlich.

"Jew" is masculine.

Sometimes when I watch a very good French film I wish I could speak French fluently. I brush up to weak conversational level, enough to be a polite tourist but not enough to follow a political discussion. With these exceptions the French language might as well not exist.

Op is a fagot
Op ist eine Schwuchtel
Op es un maricon
Op jest homoseksualista

I speak English and a bit of French.

Tuer les juifs!

pic contains dank advice

Je peux m'imaginer.

>Sinto falta de meus avós
>de meus

>hear it
>speak it
>write it

Crikey, those bloody kikes better fucking kick the bucket cunt.

Oopsie.
Desculpe-me papai, eu quase não uso português para me comunicar hoje em dia.

I have some passive knowledge of French, and yes, it's worthwhile knowing. I was pointing out it is not such an easy language to master without some dedication.

~I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.~

if you learn to read it first you will have a terrible accent. just sing along, speak along, even mock them a little. for example, don't pronounce "h" after "p t k" - that's automatic in english (put your hand infront of your mouth for p vs b - french p makes as much airflow as english b) . Eventually you're going to be able to make an unheard sentence by yourself. this is when you begin to learn to read, once you can form simple sentences, you can stick english words in the gaps when you know you're allowed, like "parking" or "weekend". almost all words exist in more than one language, and french shares about 30% base vocab with english.

immersion also works. or learn to read first and be branded the eternal yank when you open our mouth.

I hate niggers.
ខ្ញុំស្ឣប់ពួកខ្មៅ
黒ん坊大嫌い
Mi malamas nigrulaĉojn.
我不喜欢黑鬼

>TFW pentalingual

You're a big guy.
vir magnus es.

Assim sendo vou perdoar.

>Rice wall now

...

funnily enough this picture of rice describes the situation of usa rite now

Cлaвa Poccия

Use the internet, you have access to all kinds of video. Find something that fascinates you and look it up in other languages. That motivates you to do the extra effort to understand what they are saying.

Todos os judeus devem morrer
Il faut que tous les juifs sont morts
All Jews must die

How did I do?

I can speak 4 languages.

You just practice 15 new words every day, that's around 4.5k words a year if you keep at it.

Read a book or internet website about the grammar; learn and practice it.

Watch news and television in the language. Start reading easier books like The Little Prince and slowly increase the difficulty.

Stick at it, it will take you 3-4 years to get truly fluent at it, don't fall for "Fluent in 3 months" and other "polyglot" memes. Polyglots learn a few phrases and grammar in a language and then say they're fluent in it.

Congratulation, you have learned another language.

It's an absolute waste of time to learn anything that isn't English, German, Mandarin and Japanese; trust me.

...

I know english
korean
german

hahahahahaha

I like to kiss feet.
Ben ayak öpmesini seviyorum.
Ich liebe ess Füße zu küssen
私は足をキスしてだいすき。