Scientists (geologists and volcanologists) have noted a build up of activity surrounding the Yellowston caldera. It is expected to blow tomorrow (14 August). This will not only cause a major 'happening' in the US (killing millions outright an causing a huge refugee crises from those seeking asylum from California to Chicago.), but it will also affect the world grain and food prices.
It may cause a "nuclear winter" type event. Just wanted to say I love you guys and I wish we could have met sometime and talked about shit face to face.
humanity has survived worse, let's us redpilled folks try our best to stay alive, the world is ours if we can make it
Ethan Robinson
>Atlanta, Silicon Valley, and New York all untouched.
Nothing to worry about folks, nothing of value being lost.
Joseph Ward
>expected to blow tomorrow
Yeah tomorrow or the next day or sometime within 10 000 years.
Could be tomorrow though. Totally.
Elijah Stewart
My body is ready.
Juan Foster
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Dominic Foster
We must reject Californian asylum seekers they are known enemies to liberty and American values
Henry Carter
We did it boys, we ended the world!
Matthew Ward
I OFFER UP ALL OF THE FOLLOWERS OF KEK AS SACRIFICE TO MOLOCH
From this seal shall arise the doom of the followers of KEK, who, in their arrogance, sought to wield our magick as their own. Blindly they build their memes upon stolen knowledge and conceit. Now they shall be consumed by the very flame they sought to control. Let the echoes of doom resound across this wretched world, that all who live may hear them and despair.
You never paid any heed to the ancient prophecies. Like fools you clung to the old hatreds, and fought as you had for generations. Until the day the land belched fire, and a new enemy came upon you. You stand now, upon the brink of destruction, for the reign of SOROS has come at last.
Tyler Collins
if any of you homocucks come to new york, don't.
Liam Kelly
>tfw entire family lives in Wyoming, but I'm on the east coast
Matthew Walker
>it's expected to erupt tomorrow LOL
Cooper Cooper
110% going to happen.
Easton Bailey
>MIGHT ERUPT THIS 2016 >MIGHT >MIGHT >MIGHT WILL YOU YELLOSTONEFAGS PLEASE DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND KILL YOURSELVES? HOLY SHIT I'M SO TIRED OF YOU RETARDS TRYING TO PUSH SOMETHING THAT SOME SCIENTISTS ESTIMATE MAY NEVER HAPPEN. FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF. OH AND NOT TO MENTION >LINKING FUCKING EXPRESS OF ALL THINGS GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
Blake Turner
Good, I live in Colorado. Just vaporize me pls.
Jeremiah Johnson
Are you serious?
Holy fucking shit Im gonna die I dont even have a wife and kids yet man aint this a bitch fuck. I cant stop shaking plz God dont make this happen plz jesus plz jesus plz. Oh shit my relatives are still in America FUCK.
Carson Fisher
same, will all the hot ash just suck the oxygen out of the air and kill us or will we have to live in "The Road" universe?
Christopher Gray
>In raining ash zone
Well, at least we can all share an altered climate for the next five years.
John Turner
Nothing will happen
Charles Lee
Why are these retards trying to insist it's definitely habbiding? Fucking doomsaying shiteating cumguzzling douchenuggets.
Alexander Gray
It must happen.
Isaac Cruz
>it's raining HOT ash >still denying climate change
Gavin Evans
Kek I beg you make this happen!
Camden Perez
THIS thread again.... Will you tinfoil fucks ever stop making these god damn threads?
Landon Smith
Good.
Christian Thomas
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Robert Myers
Yellowstone 8/14/2091 screencap this
Easton Taylor
Wall
Samuel Nelson
I will post pics of me circumcising myself on Sup Forums if this happens.
Screencap this
Jaxon Murphy
>heart of mormonism wiped out
And nothing of value was lost
Brayden Martinez
They will after tomorrow
Aaron Clark
ash is going to blanket the world, acid rain will persist for a couple months, years maybe until the sulfur is nuetralized from the atmosphere
Cameron King
>I'm in the kill zone What do I do
William Collins
Kek wills it!
John Thomas
>I wish we could have met sometime and talked about shit face to face.
No user, you really don't.
We're all in our mom's basements for a reason.
Joshua Butler
it's the 14th in sweden now, are you guys dead ?
Tyler Hughes
Lets group up and go out driving in the mountains when it happens
We ride into vahalla together
Thomas Baker
>live in socal >end times volcano >pollution improves
Benjamin Robinson
>untouched areas are mostly liberal states and places bordering Mexico
JUST FUCK MY ELECTORATE UP
Julian Hill
No seriously. You have absolutely no irrefutable proof it is going to happen tomorrow besides a couple shitty blog posts you pulled off of Google news (fucking EXPRESS??? ARE YOU SERIOUS Sup Forums??? THAT IS A NEW LOW EVEN FOR YOU) This would be front page breaking news on TV and online if it were confirmed imminent. USGS would be going insane. There would be plenty of forewarning at least weeks in advance.
Lucas Scott
Run.
Evan Reed
Nothing because it's not happening, you paranoid retard.
Owen Myers
>only untouched areas are small parts of texas and florida They're the southernmost states, dumbass.
Zachary Lopez
>yellowstonefagging God fuck off to /x/ already, we're sick of your shit. This was old in 2012.
Jaxson Torres
kek wills it
Jaxson Myers
y u mad?
Carter White
nothing will happen retard you faggot post everyday that yellowstone will explode
fuck off
Leo Morris
Its been nice shit posting with you guys
Ethan Scott
>half of entire states >small parts
Common Core in action, folks!
Jaxon Jones
Is this for real?
I (((google))) this topic and nothing. Should I be concerned? I kind of live close to this region. Will it affect my home state Florida?
Gabriel Martin
>tfw hot ash zone JUST
Asher Peterson
Let's get Toba to erupt as well.
Colton Clark
Seismic activity in California have been oddly quiet last 2 days.
Henry Robinson
So after nothing happens tomorrow, will this shit stop or is there a backup date for the not-going-to-happen eruption?
Elijah Baker
This is about two hours from my house. Guess I'm fucked. Last I won't starve from the famine and choke on the ashes like you sorry fucks.
Juan Watson
Because you've been shitposting these trash threads every day for the past week. Anyone who isn't a mouthbreathing autist would get at least mildly peeved at this point.
Cooper Reed
I'm just gonna fill up all my water bottles with water and move some food downstairs.
>HOW CAN WHITE MEN EVER COMPETE >Sup Forums IS X WHTIE? >HEY YOU CRACKER ASS HONKIES, I'S GOT YO IP'S >AUSTRALIA
Get the fuck over it.
Xavier Foster
It will be like the Trump train, years worth of Yellowstone this and Yellowstone that, is ashfall degenerate?, and Americans being called Volcanans
Charles Gomez
>douchenuggets
Are you 14
Brayden Turner
Prepare to die
Aiden Rivera
Wont happen. Fuck off.
Lucas Bennett
The real question is how loud would this actually be?
Josiah Watson
Not going to happen.
t. Tectonophysicist
Jason Brooks
Kuroneko best girl.
Brayden Roberts
Scientists (geologists and volcanologists) have noted a build up of activity surrounding the Yellowston caldera
Oh really? haven't heard anyone talk about this shit besides you, fucking shill.
Wyatt Davis
>not wanting to play IRL Fallout 4
Have fun being dead. I'll be out raping bitches and raiding dank prescription drugs.
Austin Cook
>thinking the (((scientists))) would alert the public
topkek mate have a (You)
Brayden Scott
your waifu a shit.
Mason Turner
>using the reddit 1250 rare pepe's file
James Price
no its not, there is barely any ground deformation, earthquakes, or releases of gas atm
t. geology fag
Brandon Hughes
>Volcanans kek
Have to say though i kind of regret not being able to see people go "Jews did yellowstone" since nothing is going to happen shit could be funny.
Kevin Adams
Is southern Ontario affected? I don't want to live on this terrible planet anymore.
Nolan Evans
Have fun taking an acid rain bath and having your lungs turn into cement you dense fuck
Angel Sullivan
Unemployed losers who think that Hitler was a messiah and not a speed-freak who harbored an irrational hatred of Jews. They refuse to make any positive change to their lives and blame their obesity, lack of cash and virginity on Jews. They want a major volcano to erupt so that they can blame their failures on Yellowstone.
Ryder Wright
>This will not only cause a major 'happening' in the US (killing millions outright an causing a huge refugee crises from those seeking asylum from California to Chicago.) Naw mate, millions of Americans are going to flee to Europe.
Hudson Walker
Anyone close enough to go deaf from it is probably gonna die anyway.
Jacob Sanders
So if this is confirmed whats your plan guys? Are you going to kill yourself once you get news of this to avoid the suffering, or will you try to survive?
Krakatoa was around 150 db that would have caused anyone within 10 miles to go deaf and was heard as far away as perth australia for some comparison
Kayden Gomez
Probably go to Ireland and displace the native Africans in Dublin
Carson Jenkins
>all red states wiped out >election held anyways on the pretense of muh perseverence muh democracy through tough times >shillary wins without having to cheat >nobody left alive to contest it
Screencap this,cause it's exactly what will happen gg hillshill
China will probably offer to buy the polluted land on the pretense of "cleaning" it too
Liam Long
>this thread again
Blake Peterson
If the volcano kills you, you win.
Evan Perez
I would love to see those Silicon Valley liberal faggot get slaughtered by mountain man refuges with guns
Joseph Murphy
And now to unleash the power of this fully formed and unstable magma chamber!
Austin Adams
Today I learned that I'm apparently in the employ of CTR because I called out a bunch of losers out on their irrational antisemitism.
Grow up and take responsibility for your problems. Get a job, get a girlfriend, make some normie friends, and you'll stop hoping for an apocalypse and hating Jews.
Andrew Allen
Move to England with my citizenship and live a cozy life
Nolan Jones
Wait it out and see what happens. If we pretend this is actually the plan for depopulation then really only the fittest people will be able to survive in the first place, and I'm okay with that.
How the fuck does "might erupt in 2016" turn into "it's expected to blow on August 14"? Where are you getting this shit that it's going to erupt tomorrow?
Ryder Howard
Hillary will have a stroke from the shockwave, trump secures presidency.
Noah Peterson
>Raleigh, NC obviously I'm not fucked like someone in the epicenter of this shit, but what adverse effects can I expect from this?
