Trump wins

>It's Election Night in America
>You oversleep your afternoon nap.
>When you wake up, it's 3:00 in the morning.
>You rush to you computer, heart pounding as you type in "CNN.com"
>See this.

What do?

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cum

What time do the results come out?

Go to Sup Forums and celebrate

i will cry because this means racism and hate won

You should getting your weapons ready for the buggest chimpout ever desu

CRY WITH JOY

Celebrate of course.

Also,
>Taking naps

>implying CNN won't go full Huffpo "REEEEEEEE" if he wins

Probably after midnight considering it's 3am when Trump delivers his speech.

>figure out an hour later that someone hacked CNN and posted that, Clinton won
prob would kill myself

if you turn on CNN the day Trump wins the election. Headlines will be "Top CNN executives commit suicide" Side story "Hillary's campaign manager dies of natural causes"

Shitpost on pol with a smile on my face for 4 hours straight, then realize that i am going to wake up next morning and nothing will change in my shit, boring life.

watch vr porn

post reactions of liberals when they find out "drumpf" wins

>Trump makes History (he doesn't)
Published by the late Sean Shekelburg

Now we are free

youtube.com/watch?v=NBE-uBgtINg

>What do?
head off the planned round trip past U.S. fresh-water lakes and water reservoirs...

I mean, in the fabricated version of reality trump is living in, anything can happen.

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If Trump loses I'm leaving the country. I'm 19 and have nothing to lose. Where to Sup Forums?

Early morning for us Brits.

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Kill myself because im a normalfaggot who didnt inmediately type "p+down key+enter" to come shitpost whatever the result

I will cry too, but tears of happiness knowing your last moments will closely resembled this (pic related).

I'll be in the US in November and I will get to see the results, don't let me down, faggots.

I will get a little teary eyed.

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>6/1/17

Pretty sure the results will be a bit quicker than that.

Personally, I would go to reddit and watch all the neckbeards and libtards shit themselves.

OY VEY

Bye Bye, "Democrats"

Low energy brah.

I roll over and go back to sleep because the results aren't announced until January

Wishful thinking by Trumpshills.

Someone post the amerigan nationalism trump spurdo comic

I didn't know CTR operated in Israel

Ruski pls.

Call up Ben "Kike Killing Kommando" Garrison and tell him that it's time.

youtube.com/watch?v=dNuePAOoA_M

Mine from the greatest, most massive salt vein ever discovered.

You know they are going to have a recount and drag that shit out till New Year's, right?

fpbp

Be happy and worried that some liberal cuck will assassinate him

call in sick to work. open up tabs to tumblr, reddit, facebook, instagram and youtube comment sections

>Election Night
>sleeping
No way. Impossible to sleep.

>headline reads "Trump makes history"
No way. It would be "CATASTROPHE!" or "END OF THE WORLD" or the like. Best we can hope for is "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?"

Well first I'd have to change my shorts, then I'd post this image, and more, to facebook and watch as my libtard relatives freak out.

>People around me will be salty, some screaming at me
>Little Benji make booty-holocaust tweets about the election
>Glenn Cuck kills himself live
The list goes on and on...

Continue playing video games

i dont into US elections but it says so in this link

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_2016_timeline#January_3

I'd dump all my MAGA memes that I've collected over the campaign. I'll never get rid of em, the ride was unforgettable.

My bad, got the dates confused.

Oh god, it'll be like Brexit but worse.

Break no fap

Pack my bags and head to the Canadian border.

kek and cum

If he wins, everyone on Sup Forums will flip shit because they basically memed him into the presidency. If he loses it's going to be an absolute spamfest of trolls who want to laugh at Trump supporters.

I'd rather see the latter.

fpbp

How bout israel?

Crank the Star Bangled Banner as loud as I can and shoot my .45 into the air.

This is pretty much what happened with Brexit and I got so fucking happy that I smoked a cigar and drank the rest of the day.

I hope it happens for you America. I hope your dream comes true too.

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I can tell you right now. A Hillary America while living in a deep red state is 10000x better than anywhere else in the world. You guys have no idea how lucky you guys are over there. Even if Hillary wins.

Shout "America, fuck yeah".

However, I plan on staying up all night to follow the results, state by state.

Why? The latter is what Sup Forums is now, a spam fest of shills and Redditors.

Sleeping?

Anyone not taking a few days off for this is a casual.

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It'd be like Brexit times a hundred.

Go back to sleep because it doesn't change a thing whether Trump or Hillary wins.

It is almost impossible for Trump to win.

He could win every swing state and still lose. It's a lost cause.

I'd be so happy. I'd be happy enough to riot like after your sports team wins. I'm buying Trump champagne to shoot off once he goes over the top and then going to shoot off fireworks as well. I'll be so electrified.

This. Stayed up during Brexit. Imagine that x1000

if you want to see the latter just go literally anywhere outside of Sup Forums

Go outside and fire my gun wildly into the air in victory

>this is what people who see themselves as smart and enlightened actually think

Your chic and shallow cynicism and observations only impress normies you stupid cunt

Although if Trump loses...
>Pic related

>stand up from my computer and wipe the cum off my dick
>hear a rumbling noise outside, its getting louder every second
>look out the window
>its a 200 feet high tsunami of muslim tears
>die knowing that trump was elected

Listen to

youtube.com/watch?v=lmc21V-zBq0

and weep profusely.

Prepare to go down south and start building the wall

What's happening in our greatest allies land? I mean, I'm game but I'd need a job. Maybe their army?

You forget I am an American. Logically, you are correct, however I can not stand THAT woman. And her little hilllet army comprised of the U.S. media and liberal America is disgusting. The old ways of Liberalism are dead, and it's wake is a shell of communism and emotion as their way of thinking. Two things that don't mix. I'd rather go somewhere else and be a foreign entity. Spectating from the side. I'm tired of living in a place where, when I was a young boy I was told we were the greatest country in the world, and now our own flag is offensive to immigrants and liberals so we should be ashamed of who we are. It breaks my heart. Also, I live in a very liberal city in red turf. It's not normal.

pretty much

CNN would never run a headline like that.

Just how delusionally ignorant and clueless are you?

I can't wait for all the Hill Shills to be out of pocket after Trump becomes president.

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Haha

Keep dreaming guys. The tears will be even sweeter this time.

Spotted the chink in Aus.

Maybe you can spend your good boy points on some chicken tendies

The Fed-fag represents the Democrats.

Will literally never happen.

kek confirms, it's over boys.

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Wasted trips
May Kek damn you

>>You oversleep your afternoon nap.

I never sleep. Sleep is for the weak, you bumbling bitch.

BEER AND STEAK!!!

i can't imagine. honestly there will probably be riots in the darker areas.

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He's using backwards Euro date format

Go back to bed, knowing the good guys finally won

>CNN
>Having a front page that will look anything like this if Trump wins
You won't see pictures of cheering crowds on CNN unless Hillary wins.

Is that EST?

Shiet looks like I'm skipping class

I'd immediately hop on Sup Forums for a couple hours of shitposting, celebrating and mockery of all the angry leftists. That night I would get incredibly drunk and shoot off some fireworks