Brit/pol/ - Laura Trott Edition

>Thread theme
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>Laura Trott wins third gold medal, becomes waifu to millions
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3739284/Gold-Laura-Trott-Britain-s-successful-female-Olympian-wins-women-s-team-pursuit.html

>May, Putin to form anti-globalist alliance with President Trump
dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-3732116/Theresa-May-Vladimir-Putin-agree-improve-relations-Kremlin-says.html

>Norway warns Britain, don't fall for the EFTA meme
theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/09/norway-may-block-uk-return-to-european-free-trade-association

>Treasury and City reach consensus, Norway option is still cuckoldry
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/08/06/treasury-looks-at-quitting-the-single-market-as-city-rejects-nor/

>Globalists cry tears of frustration as sabotage of Sterling backfires
ft.com/content/4186fb3c-5efa-11e6-bb77-a121aa8abd95

>Quintessentially British moderate muslim: 'killing infidels is just not cricket old beans'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/12/uk-schoolchildren-should-take-pledge-of-allegiance--muslim-group/

>Syrian economic migrants complain about all the free stuff and lack of war
express.co.uk/news/world/699026/Scottish-islanders-Syrian-refugees-Bute

>900 out of 1,602 unaccompanied migrant children arrested for rape
express.co.uk/news/uk/695066/Police-arrest-900-Syrians-in-England-and-Wales-for-rape-death-threats-and-child-abuse

>Labour election hopes dealt further blow in muslim electoral fraud crackdown
breitbart.com/london/2016/08/12/pickles-report-on-electoral-fraud-uk-government-finally-wakes-up-to-the-disaster-of-multiculturalism/

>Biggins trolls JIDF on live TV, (((producers))) say he'll never work in Hollywood again
spectator.co.uk/2016/08/christopher-biggins-and-the-fall-of-civilisation/

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Anyone got any Rare Lauras?

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Queen edition.

Scotland a shit
Post more Ennis

Jesus i want an Olympic gf

What movie do I watch next lads?
I've watch suicide skwad, joshy, scenes from a marriage scene one and tiny furniture
Drinkin so i'm doing a kino marathon

Really, really, need a right wing bf.

I did a empire total war game as Great Britain.

Nothing more satisfying than taking over france. all of spain America and Most of Europe-Russia.

I am now fighting the Pooinloos. They are pissing me off.

Who else starts uni soon? Scared desu lads, feel quite pathetic.

Let's start it off right.
>youtube.com/watch?v=-tW0QqiT2LU

Juncker plans to dictate member states.
express.co.uk/news/world/699648/Jean-Claude-Juncker-secret-plans-dictate-EU-nations-revealed-Brexit-vote

>tfw drought making kangaroos come to back door for drink.

Been letting the hose trickle when I see them to give them a sip. Poor bastards.

>all those athletes having sex
>you're still a virgin

Im single lass

Let me finger your pissflaps

Why are you going to Uni? just get a job.

>lass

>lass

>women on brit/pol/
Lad...

...

It's absolute shit. I'm going into my third year, made no friends or contacts, in a ton of debt. Thanks mum and dad for making me go.

LONDON
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did jkt manage to not stall

Dont make me feel all r9k lad

I already shitted up the last thread with my existential crisis

She got musquito nips dawg.

>UK adverts literally promoting cucking
>but its funny because they're animations and shit xDxD
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Should we include God Save the Queen at the start and end of every ad break on TV, and the national anthem between programs?

All who agree, say Aye

All who disagree, say No

>tfw live in london
>tfw no real wild life here
>tfw no real nature
The city is actually really green, I think it's the greenest city in he world but fuck me I feel so good whenever I leave and can go hiking in a forest or see the sea

Your parents didn't let you become a total failure?

You are a good man, shitpost. Keep those roos hydrated; you'll need them in the upcoming race war, trust me.

Timestamp?

What else is there to do? It's either that or NEETdom. There are no jobs.

Aye

We should Have Rule Britannia play. And The Scene from zulu play at the end of a show and at the cinemas

>he doesn't listen to book at bedtime every evening which ends with the shipping forecast and the national anthem followed by the world service

There are no jobs when you graduate either. In 3 years they'll be even less.

Watch Cartel Land. It's a next-level documentary about the battle over the US/MEX border and the Mexican cartels carried out by armed civvies on both sides of the fence. It'll make you really appreciate the need for increases border security in Fatland.

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I had hoped lads... I had hoped

Who /virgin/ here?

Its peaceful, Nothing better than actually being on a ship and listening.

Age?

Is it kino though m8? Would rather watch a feature film instead of a doc tb.h

I wish they would have.

Idk desu. There's no place in the world for me.

KV reporting in. But i'm gonna make it lad. We're all gonna make it.

Never done radio 4 whilst on a boat. It is comfy as fuck though.

of what lad

Maybe we won't. I'm at the point I fucking hate roasties.

thanks for reminding me

Wizard apprentice checking in

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Zulu

"Debt"
It's more like a graduate tax tbf lad

Whereabouts you from
?

Face
Prove that we have a woman on brit/pol/

You will be surrounded by bleeding hearts, Black Lives Matter activists and feminists.Slowly over time you will forget your redpill or libertarian ways and slowly devolve to be part of the herd.You will soon come to realise that the world revolves around mean tweets on Twitter and supposed oppression.

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>I wish they would have.

No you don't. Or you'd be 27 and shitposting on here on a Saturday evening.

/Monmouthshire/

>Mfw UH RAH RAH RAH.
> Tfw Spitting

I did make a bunch of friends in the first few months of uni
But alienated them slowly throughout the year while drunk
So down to about 2 friends now, and a bunch of people who know me and think I'm a freak probably

mite b cool actually

I suppose. Doubt I'll ever pay it off desu.

It's quality shit, no shaky cam bollocks. Has the same production and filming quality as a feature. Almost feels like a feature, it tells a really good story. I really recommend it.

Im a lad, lad

>he hasn't seen zulu
What did Putin want to know when he sent you?

Where muh (You)s at?

Oh boy. I am going near there soon on holidays.
M8 the local gun club is redpilled as fuck and so is nearly everyone in my local area.

I'm probably just going to not talk about politics very much desu. I can't into debates and I would get BTFO.

I haven't touched British film at all tb.h except for Mike Leigh stuff
Might have to do a bong kino marathon tomorrow

>implying i'll still be alive at that age

at least you have some friends m8

Not true
Most people in uni are blue pills who don't give a fuck about politics and just want to party, and complete their degrees

Oh shit, thought you said you were a single lass.

This is rather embarrassing

Told you to be silent already young man.

(You)

>the telly is jew shit
Who would've guessed

Oh shit, i replied to the wrong post

Wye Valley is gods country. It's remote enough that you don't have to deal with typical citycuck shite but is close enough to things if you're into that kind of thing.

Same here, I'm too anxious to get into politics. So I just live out my fantasies from the safety of my bed.

Kings Speech was good

You're in a bit of a struggle there aren't you

tss what is she, competing for the gold medal of itty bitty titty committee or sumpthin?

How does someone actually get into politics?

Do you just sign up to a party, go to meetings, and then go to debates? How do you go from being a member to a Councillor, and from Councillor to MP?

Sturgeon be crying inside.
>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37060684

That just means you're closer to their heart when you hug them xoxo

>spilling spaghetti over some guy who said he was a women on brit/pol/

m8...

You can say that again, mate. Not enough tea
>select all images with tea

Not sure if it's better to be invisible
Or well known, but afraid that everyone thinks badly of you

I preferred not knowing anyone
If I could start again I'd just make friends with quiet nice people like me, rather than drinking loads and trying to fit in with normies

How's your Saturday boys?

Personally I couldn't be happier. Waiting for my family to go to bed so I can have a wank

>woke up
>hot af
>played smt nocturne and finished the 4th kalpa
>ate swordfish
>now on my 4th/5th movie of the day
Got about 2 more movies in me before bed

To Laura Trott, else you're a heretic.

I'm curious too.

I'm invisible and still assume people think badly about me kek

I know how you feel about normies though. I'm not a big fan of drinking, I like a quiet life.

You join the party, you go to meetings, you make friends with the lower level party admins, you try to stand for a council seat if the party lets you, you try to stand for MP if the party lets you. You've got to be making friends along the way lad.

If you're from a private school you skip a few steps

You could go independent but you'll never get elected

Have a cuppa lad

Terrible as usual. All I do is shitpost and eat. This is not how man is supposed to be.

>it's 1998 and the only computer in the house is in the living room
>dialup isn't working so you have to crack one off to a late night softcore porno on channel 4

Been posting in every brit/pol/ thread, watched some of the Olympics, avoided contact with my family. Breddy gud.

might start collecting pokemon cards again

>Implying anyone from anywhere in the world goes to Scotland and contributes to anything other than draining money via benefits

Nuke Scotland and save the Union.

Pretty decent. Spent my night playing Monster Hunter with a few friends and a bottle of kraken. Going to jack it to some gravure in a bit.

>LAYS
It's WALKERS

Out of tea, sadly. Only got bottled water, lemonade, and Ribena. Gonna mix the Ribena with the lemonade to make a fucking ace drink though

Got a binder full of them lad. Don't know why I still have them desu.

>not saving emergency porn on a floppy

>If you're from a private school you skip a few steps

>tfw comprehensive school educated
>tfw dragged down by retards and normalfags
>tfw never lived up to my potential and ended up a wreck

British films (that I can think of)

>Zulu
>The Kings Speech
>Snatch
>Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
>In the Bruges
>Trance
>Harry Brown
>Dead Man's Shoes
>Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Comedy
>Death at a funeral

Drink water lad, it does wonders for headaches, nausea, clear skin etc.