Why are Australians more masculine than any other Anglo country?

Why are Australians more masculine than any other Anglo country?

abbo genes and constant threat of being killed by animals

cause theyre fags

They descend from criminals and misfits and had to adapt to a dangerous environment.

I've already crushed 3 spiders in my hands like pic related today

I catch flies and small spiders with my bare hands and feed them to my jumping spider

keep fighting the good fight, lad

have to stay /fit/ when the nearest centrelink is 500 miles out of town

DOYACOMEFROMALANDOWNUNDERWHEREWOOMENGLOWUNDMENCHUNDER

scared of spoiders desu

I think the idea is to use spider on your opponent in a fight, instead of killing em for no reason, senpai.

They aren't.

Good that's when it's true bravery, any lanklet cuck can conquer something when there's no fear involved.

Harsh environment and isolation from eurocucks.

DIDYAHEARDIDYAHEARDATHUNDEEEEEEER

i want to get fucked by another man while wearing a skirt and knee socks

>Awww yeee fark me bazza

We have our share of soyboys and Shariah Socialists.

UURGH FOCKIN ROIGHT IN THERE BAZZA IN ME SHITTER ROIGHT N ARD' MATE, FARK ME IN ME LITTLE FUCKIN SHITHOLE LIKE IM THE BITCH YOU KEEP EYEING DOWN AT THE RSL

My local RSL has $1 lifetime membership and is walking distance away. Worth it?

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emu semen breeds new generations of warriors

You cunts are laughing but I just found and killed a baby brown snake in my lounge room. fuckin'hell cunts

fuck yes. RSL is the shit man. good food, drinks are ok, you can invite friends over for a celebration there, you can chat to veterans and shit. its all good, everyone's friendly as well, generally

I have snakes come in my house fairly often, usually qt carpet pythons and spotted pythons though.

>killing spiders
>killing snakes

Fucking pooftas

They are far away from Sweden. The further the manlier an anglo nation is.

please do not harm the snakes and the spiders. They are bros.

fuck that m8 pythons get big
pic of the snek
> Considered the world's second-most venomous land snake

did you smash your floorboards to fuck doing that?

carpet master race. put a dint in the wall but im a painter anywat

i guess its a good thing old mate isnt bleeding much i guess
how'd you even hit the wall shouldnt you be swinging down

I know I've seen a few as thick as my arm, but they're still scared of us and won't brother trying to attack since there's no chance of eating you even if they managed to kill you.

had 1 spider in my bathroom. it was just chilling in the corner so i left it alone

went in this morning and there were 2 so i killed both.

felt kinda bad desu

got behind a bookshelf so i moved it forward and had to strike before it went back under, already chased out it from under the lounge. shithouse aim though

only casuals kill spiders, let the fucking thing live as your pet spider so it will BTFO all mosquitos

Fucking kek

tfw not near an RSL for cheap parmas

>Anglo

*Chang


Look into my eyes. I'm the Australian now.

dindins, just cook the poison out

snakes aren't poisonous you nong, they're venomous. you can eat it as long as you dont eat the head, or have any cuts in your mouth/throat

chinese wish they were australian. i sincerely hope one day we drive out majority foreign ownership and also stop that retarded adani coalmine from fucking up anything else. maybe one day australia will belong to the australians dammit

you're probably full of lacerations

That's just a dumb stereotype, really.

exactly, sell adani back to those dumb curries and then get the money back

this, I saw your father sucking a knob yesterday

That sounds pretty gay.