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/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General
Adrian Richardson
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Michael Miller
Damn that tick had a lot of blood
Asher Garcia
third for drumpfing man
Thomas Roberts
Off to that place with no stars night tpg
Joseph Murphy
Chester Bennington was killed by David Lynch!
Kevin Cooper
>I don't believe I've handed over my guuUUN TO ANYBODY IN MY ENTIRE LIIIIIIIFE
James Rogers
Ethan Walker
have you preordered my book yet Sup Forums?
Ryder Myers
Johnny Guitar.
William Sanchez
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
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William Sanchez
There are currently 5 actual autistic characters on this show right now.
Dominic Hall
Colton White
The perfect woman doesn't exi-
Evan Barnes
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that CCR recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms that the Cooper in those spoiler images "ain't me", ie isn't the real Cooper.
Daniel Williams
no
but I'll read it once I find it in my country or get it as a gift for Christmas, whichever comes first
Zachary Hughes
How will cherrypiefags ever recover now that we have chocolate cake?
Luke Rivera
Why isn't he on the show?
Hudson Sanchez
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Jeremiah Sanchez
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Chase Gutierrez
*smashes your face in*
Julian Fisher
Adam Moore
>David Lynch will never find your photograph in a Seattle theatre production advertisement and decide he wants to repeatedly rape, abuse, and molest you while also wrapping you in plastic and leaving you on a beach in the freezing cold Northwest weather for 2 weeks
It hurts to live.
Nolan Brooks
david lunch lol
Julian Jackson
This picture makes me so hard.
The look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged.
Lynch is known to be THE most hung guy in Hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Laura's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Lynch barely able to force it past the knob, and Laura moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Lynch's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria.
Juan Brooks
This song
Is actually in Twin Peaks and don't know why people refuse to believe that fact consequenceofsound.net
Angel Miller
What the FUCK was her problem?
Andrew Peterson
Yes sir
Colton Cooper
He retired from acting
because he wasn't good at it
Julian King
Not sure I believe this but if it is true, October 1st is probably in episode 11 so that would be nice if Cooper came back then.
Michael Davis
>ywn be one of his actors
>ywn form a long-lasting bond with him
>ywn get a call from him telling you he wants you in his next project
Aiden Lopez
Charles Powell
>he will never regale you with stories about his cock on set
Lincoln Hernandez
>Offscreen crimes of David Lynch
Kayden Barnes
Wjay is the story with Diane?
She seemed to be helping GC when she interviewed dopplecoop in yanakton prison but then she is texting him investigation updates in encryption.
Did bad dale yank her into the black lodge and switch her for her Dirty Diane?
Ethan Kelly
>form a long-lasting bond with him
Seriously, how does he do it?
Liam Clark
Richard is Billy Zanes son
Xavier King
Llorando...
Luis Williams
I'm sorry lynch
please bring me back
Adrian Gomez
imagine the butthurt
Charles King
The call that saved television.
Nathaniel Murphy
So I read a post that said Twin Peaks is really about two magicians from rival lodges, is this true? Are they Mike and Bob? is Balthazar Getty's character somehow related to this? How about the Tremmond kid? I'm a pleb so I don't get this sorts of things.
Sebastian Fisher
Look at this ass
Nathaniel Hughes
Unf
Noice
Cameron Stewart
1) the lyrics don't support this interpretation
2) this interview: welcometotwinpeaks.com
3) It would be a shit story - and Lynch sticks his landings
Why do you believe the Veddermen?
Samuel Clark
Mike and Bob were on the same team and Mike's motivations are still not that clear. They're probably Bob and the Giant. Apparently this is basically the plot to a book that Aleister Crowley wrote. I don't think Red is a Lodge spirit but he might have some ties to them. We don't know anything about the Tremmonds outside of them being Lodge spirits.
Nicholas Myers
J U S T. She was so cute as Donna. What a fucking shame.
Dylan Perry
>tfw you will never fuck maddy in the ass while calling her laura
William Howard
who is this guy?
David Martinez
Heinrich Viegel
Eli Reyes
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Thomas Hughes
Reminder Dougie is based of Parsifal the "Pure Fool"
Benjamin Robinson
didnt read the book
Chase Rogers
why didn't lynch just cast the actress that played donna on fire walk with me? she's aged way better than tv donna
Landon Bennett
I can see him through the wall. I can see his face. I hope that I never see that face, ever, outside of a dream.
Hudson Foster
Damn, Sherilynn Fenn looks like *that*?
Hudson Cook
>Parsifal the "Pure Fool"
Does Percival get laid and enjoy withholding his pee?
Dylan Jenkins
This scene can fuck right off
Jackson Nelson
I'd still fuck a limbless nubby Sherylin Fenn
Jacob Thompson
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Adam Reyes
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Robert Walker
Is Boxing Helena worth watching?
Oliver Lewis
There's a man… in back of this place. He's the one who's doing it.
Jayden Hughes
Come on user, you can be honest with me, how much do you want real Cooper back?
It's a lot, isn't it? It's ok, you can tell me.
Grayson Kelly
Gavin Hernandez
nah, I love Dougie. When or if we get Cooper back, I'll ofc be happy to have him with us again, but I'll also miss Dougie.
also pic related
Noah Murphy
>wanting muh comfy muh coffee bullshit
appreciate the K I N O pleb
Nolan Rivera
I mostly want to see Janey-E interact with normal Cooper (and all the other characters).
Benjamin Ward
OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF RICHARD HORNE
>Pirated Shadow the Hedgehog on PS2
>Sharpened his katana beyond regulation
>Switches IP addresses when he's banned from Sup Forums
>Put a whoopee cushion in Grandpa Ben's chair
>Stole a friends copy of Shadow The Hedgehog in Middle School
>Donates to Shadman's Patreon
>Downloads Linkin Park songs from Frostwire
>Drew a mustache on a photo of Sheriff Truman
>Switched the sugar and the salt shakers in the RR Diner
>Mixes up M&Ms and Skittles at parties
>Puts random people's mailbox's flag up even when they're not sending anything
>Broke into the Sheriff's station and installed Windows Vista on all the computers
>Borrowed Great-Uncle Jerry's car without asking
>Called the Great Northern the Mediocre Northern
Noah Bailey
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Leo Lewis
Wash
Landon Wilson
he was fucking terrible honestly
Christian Murphy
I get even more frightened when I see how afraid you are, and then I realize what it is.
Caleb Campbell
he was fine in the first season as an expressionless small town lawman
when they did josie's death and tried to make him soap opera-ey he bombed hard
Jaxon Miller
So today I was rewatching Part 3, which is when Cooper falls through nonexistence into the Purple Room and meets the eyeless woman, Naido.
After Naido falls off the roof and Cooper heads back down, he meets someone named the American Girl (played by the same actress who plays Ronette Pulaski).
Right before Cooper goes into outlet #3 and enters our world, the American Girl checks her watch. It reads: Saturday the 1st, 2:53PM.
I checked the 2016 calendar, and sure enough October 1st is a Saturday.
I haven't seen this posted here yet, which is crazy because I can't even begin to fathom what this might mean. If Cooper left the Purple Room and entered our world on October 1st, then that means everything happening with him in Nevada is occurring after everything happening in Twin Peaks. However, Jade mails Cooper's Great Northern room key in, and Benjamin Horne receives it, implying that these two scenes are taking place within the same time frame.
If we forget about the Room 315 scene for a moment, I think it's possible that when Cooper left the Purple Room, his body actually travelled back in time, where we then see him on the floor with Jade. So basically it's October 1st in the Purple Room, but around September 22nd when we first meet Dougie (and Cooper then assumes Dougie's life).
The reason Cooper is behaving so strangely is because his consciousness is still in the Purple Room or somewhere between, in the timeframe of October 1st, 2:53PM. And until that time and date in Cooper/Dougie's timeframe in Nevada, he's basically just a walking vegetable. His timeline has to catch up to the moment he left the Purple Room.
It gets weirder though. In the same episode, Mr. C is driving down a road and checking his clock, which reads 2:53PM as well. This implies that it's October 1st for him, which means there's about 10 days of time between all the Dougie scenes and all the Mr. C scenes.
Benjamin Martin
Autism.
Julian Perez
lack of reddyt spacing
Jack Collins
the 4 faces of god
Justin King
Your foreskin
Mason Carter
The letters in: DOUGIE JANEY-E SONNY JIM Rearrange to: MY ANNIE JUDY JOSIE - GONE
Nicholas Wood
Nathan Garcia
does this mean laura's spirit is no longer tapped in the lodge?
Did it escape with cooper?
Will she purify his brain?
Will she possess his body?
Henry Moore
>when Dougie is a better character than Dale "Mary Sue" Cooper ever was
Eli Kelly
Austin Bell
>bottom right
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Levi Williams
What episode is Bowie in?
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Jason Campbell
This was stupid as fuck. Made me chuckle when I first saw it.
Matthew Wilson
Another retarded theory from the brilliant minds that brought us the 2003 theory...
Elijah Perry
You think Dougie likes footjobs?
Cameron Nelson
Tyler Foster
redhead > brunette = blonde
redhead is such a fucking tease with her dancing and shit fuck
Owen Bailey
That's not bad tbqh
Eli Jackson
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Asher Russell
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Camden Young
Owen Rivera
What if Audrey died giving birth to Richard?
Blake Lee
'Hey Kyle, we're finally making the third season of Twin Peaks, wanna come back as Cooper?'
'Oh boy David, I can't wait to reprise my role as everyone's favourite cherry pie loving optimist'
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Leo Torres
even M666 faded in same place
truly a work of artism
Elijah Stewart
Nah Laura has become an eldritch horror.
Noah Foster
What if Eddie Vedder was directed by David Lynch to write the song for the finale? youtu.be
David Lynch interviewed Vedder youtu.be
Joseph Powell
Kyle is patrician, he loves Dougiecoop too.