ITT: movies that could be about yourself

ITT: movies that could be about yourself

Lier

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Taxi Driver, but with a lot more isolation.

I haven't left my property in weeks of not even over a month. I'm 30. Life is not going well.

this
everyone should watch this film at least once, whether you're an alcoholic or not.
this film hits way too hard, especially as you get older. i don't think buscemi will ever direct anything as great as this.

Drive

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nobody's ever made a movie as boring as life

Baby Driver

Pick a movie with a beta as fuck male lead in it and you have me, I guess.

So you're an egotistical autismo who thinks he's smarter than everyone else?

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That pretty much describes most of Sup Forums.

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Ruby sparks
I can't think of a more beta male lead

Unfortunately

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Why does Russel Crowe look like Stuckman here?

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For so long I had no idea what I was capable of until I discovered I had an IQ of 144.

I confronted the abuse I had experienced as a child (mom never hit me but she was pretty menacing), and since then I've become pretty successful in most aspects of life.

Dumb and Dumber.

Titanic

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which one though, harry is forgivable, but lloyd, you are a lost cause

just add a computer

except Sup Forums, when you a geyuss. Always got to leave time to shitpost on 3chan.

how do you eat

“I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I’m smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard, like half an equation and… I just figure it out... Yeah, anyway, my best friend is Ben Affleck.

I have the store deliever to my house.

Do you talk to him/her

movies r fake u morans. real life inst

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No they are delivery men. They show up in a box truck with my shit. I pay them and they leave.