Why do women lie?

Why do women lie?

why do americans shit themselves and wear shoes inside?

Because

but user porsche IS a VW

Women are proto-jews

Porsche is owned by VW

Why don't men know anything about cars?

Doesn't Volkswagen make Porsche

People wear shoes inside?

yes.

>Can women even?
no.

They're too stupid to tell the truth.

Tell me about Bane!

Why does he wear the mask!

Who wears shoes inside? Gross

why the fuck would you wear shoes inside?

>Canadians can't afford comfy inside shoes

why not? are you autist?

Jews do listen to their mothers a lot.

what's her snap?

No one does either of that retard. I miss
>be american
>get shot
banter

Lexus is owned by Toyota.
Guess what logo is on my Lexus keys. The Lexus logo.

Conscience means nothing to a woman. They are like children, just trying to see how much they can get away with.

i wear shoes inside. AMA

Jews are smart gypsies, and women are dumb jews.

while highly unlikely, it could be a replacement key from the dealership while a new key is being made.

fpbp

>yeah I own a Porsche
It's a Porsche Boxster
Lel

>be american
>get penis mutalated at birth as sacrifice to kike overlords

...

It's because a never ending war amongst themselves. Unless it involves you, ignore it. You'll never understand their bickering with each other. Trust me, I've tried. I just end up nodding off.

>people actually wear shoes inside
Is it just a Michigan thing to take your shoes off inside?

why do Canadians wear their belts to bed?

are you a used car salesman trying to sell me a car with a bad carfax?
maybe you had a few too many accidents

stop being degenerate less than 7% of all outside shoes dont have fecal matter on the bottom

But Porsche is owned by Volkswagen

The same reason men do.

In case your PM wants you to smoke weed at 4:20AM and you're worried you might forget your pants.

Ouu, guilty.

That's a key for a Passat.

In the words of my misogynistic college buddy: "No matter what a woman does, no matter what a woman says, no matter what anwoman wears, her motivation is always to get people to pay attention to her."

I've never seen him proven wrong.

neat.

look, women are dumb but you're the stupid niggers in this situation. It's clearly a joke you autists

>one star by this post

Nice try, kike.

oy vey bad goyim!!!

everyone shame this racist!!

Keep crying, Canada

lack of connection between the 2 brain hemisphere.... not limited to women.

My sister's pets already shit all over the floor anyway

Can't wait to move out of here

Whats this star meme

You see, in some parts of the country we have these things called spiders, and snakes, and scorpions, etc.

>inb4 "call an exterminator"

We tried tried that with the Jews but some got away.

You idiot thats like every college age kid.

The porsche cayenne is basically a VW touareg, so it makes sense it might have a spare key made from a VW blank.

Jesus christ who would live about owning a shitty 996?

Porsche af

have you considered suicide?

It's: yiannopoulos

"ooh logo, sarah's dad has one like it and she's rich"

so we dont step in the shit that falls out of our pants?

>First in history, a woman makes a clever joke
>OP thinks it's a chick lying, missing the obvious joke

This place is becoming cancerous.

This is like getting upset at a dog for barking. They do it because it is their nature.

>he is bragging about a Lexus
Laughing grills.

Ok nick

Why would you brag about a 996 Porsche anyway

it's not that expensive to buy one

Quick thang, probably her lying but VW still does own Porsche..

I dont think he was trying to impress strangers on a brazillian tile glazing forum

Bragging about car brands is nigger tier

Anybody can buy a used luxury brand car for pennies on the dollar

Hell they give literal welfare niggers leases on newer luxury brand cars

Beta male detected. Pic completely related. This loser can't get girls and acts like he is alpha.

>and wear shoes inside?
Go be a chink somewhere else
White people wear shoes inside

Nothing but undies inside for me. What are you on about?