Mexico

>Mexico
>120 million people
>0 olympic medals

>India
>1.2 billion people
>0 olympic medals

Can we just nuke both of these drags on humanity and get it over with? How shit do you have to be to have that many people and exactly no medals?

india has nukes, and mexico is occupying our country. gl getting rid of them all

>muh medahls

Nice priorities you got there...

> Nuke Mexico
Which one? The one under Canada or the one under that one?

I'm Iranian our country sofar won 2 gold in weightlifting.

But I mention this because there is something funny about it.

1 gold medalist is called Rostami. The name of Persia's greatest mythological hero so it is like a Greek weight lifter called Herculees.

The other gold medalist is called Sohrab. In ancient mythology Sohrab is the son of Rostam and is also a very famous Champion of ancient times

These aren't even common names, it's amazing

I'm trying to imagine what the Olympics would be like if they had been started by Mexicans.

Burrito rolling as a sport, and who can wear the biggest hat.

nuke mexico and gg with your economy

COUGHS THIRD

*COUGHS*

DESIGNATED!

SHITTING!

STREETS!

>BUILD THE WALL

Give Mexico a few days, they will medal in boxing. india is fucked though lmao.

India would win gold at water pooloo

>Bangladesh
>171,700,000
>0 medals

>Pakistan
>191,715,847
>0 medals

>Nigeria
>182,202,000
>0 medals

>Democratic Republic of the Congo
>85,026,000
>0 medals

There's other countries who have 1 medal and are as populous as the ones listed. It's almost like no one gives a rat's ass about the Olympics.

>nuke mexico
>guatemala becomes the next gate for drugs and illegals

are you going to nuke them too? then the next one, and the next, and the next one, and the next one and the next one

That's the plan

Going to win hands down when syncronized defication is introduced in the next Olympics.

Yes... they are third world. What about it though?

try... getting your head chop off for not getting a rubber ball through that hole.

in Mexico the winner gets the gold the loser the head chop

mexico will medal in hurdles

we'd manage

That cracked me up

>It's almost like no one gives a rat's ass about the Olympics.
Shhh! Don't say that. You don't want the members of IOC to lose their jobs, do you?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

however will we live without your mangos

Mango and Guac best Combo