Who is best gothfu?

Who is best gothfu?

superior /co gothfu

elvira had the biggest tits so i guess she's the best. Plus she was valley girl which is hot

The natural red head with a genuine sense of humour, the 70's bush and the ability to spin nipple tassels.

>elvira had the biggest tits
Yeah she had the biggest tits of those 4, but if you saw her topless they still are not anything to write home about

I would pick Morticia (Original, not 90s remake) she was the hottest of them, the most sane if you actually wanted a real relationship with her, plus check out my pic related of her without her morticia outfit, still hot

Ahem

me

THIS
literally the only reason I watch old Addams Family

>dat ten commandments speech
I can never say no to Lily

vicious, noice

Lily hottest.

Morticia best personality.

Elvira best tits.

I dare you to restrain from masturbating during the Vampirella movie.

She's dead now

Elvira for sure, I got a corner in my room filled with merchandise, including a Coors Light standee only liquor store owners back in the day had.

this movie is cormanbuzzword

Man of culture

>tfw youll never get to see elvira mistress of the dark in hd

Morticia > Elvira >>> Vampira > Lily

Is she?

giv vampire gf

You don't want that, they will suck the life out of you

based giv poster
nice dubs carlos

>they will suck the life out of you
yes pls

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came here to post this

They're all hot but I did grow up with Elvira. Would still pound that any day

Elvira>Morticia>Lily>Vampira

Giv goth gf btw. One with no tattoos preferably even though that's impossible now

So were the Addams and Munsters just retarded since they could never figure out why their lifestyle freaked outsiders the fuck out?

The Munsters were. The Addams just didn't give a flying fuck.

Lily Munster is absolutely adorable

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>tfw you randomly find out one of your favorite pornstars died

A farewell load was shot in reverence

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I dream of a resurgence in vampire kino

>Yeah she had the biggest tits of those 4, but if you saw her topless they still are not anything to write home about
Wow, you're totally right. They look so much smaller without clothes keeping them perky.

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WHEN

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be careful what ylu wish for

i dunno who this is or what the argument is really about im just gonna say she's got great tits.
Isn't it odd that we could jerk off to this and that person is now a wrinkly fat granma.. or dead? it freaks me out

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adorable.

it's elvira.

>i dunno who this is or what the argument is really about im just gonna say she's got great tits.
Yeah, they're very nice, but they look massive in her elvira outfit (she's the bottom left girl in op's image)
>Isn't it odd that we could jerk off to this and that person is now a wrinkly fat granma.. or dead? it freaks me out
Nah, she still looks good

how about cyberpunk goth?

THERE IS A WIDESPREAD AND PERSISTENT CONFLATION OF SATANISM WITH GOTHNESS; THEY ARE NOT MUTUALLY EQUIVALENT, NOR ARE THEY MUTUALLY RELATED.

REMOVE SATANISM FROM GOTH.

could be worse. she could be decades dead.

just like me then

There's no life in me, my guy. I'm already dead inside. That being said - you don't really want a goth gf. They're all into weird shit and aren't conservative enough for my tastes. Not politically, but socially.

this and 90's wednesday are the only decent options

it is funny to me that this man has been posting with this gimmick for 4+ years and goes completely unnoticed

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please. I am a devout Christian and fairly into goth. Priests have the same ideology of wearing black to show a certain death to the meterial world and dedication to a higher reality or standard in light of this wicked world.

is the original adams family any good? I enjoyed the 90s movies and also liked the munsters.

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of course. classic tv. it is where the 90s got its good stuff from.

GOTHNESS IS A CHRISTIAN QUALITY; THE ORIGINAL GOTHS WERE ARIAN CHRISTIANS; THE CONTEMPORARY GOTH IS A SORROWFUL AND FURIOUS NOBLE ONE.

*the 90s movies

I think it holds up better than a lot of sitcoms from that era.

giv goth gf

>4+ years
>unnoticed

Hello, newfriend.

Where do I find goth women, Sup Forums?

Original Morticia is clearly the patrician choice.

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Are Goths even still a subculture? Didn't the Emo movement drive them underground?

>gf
>g

>No Alucarda
Plebs

Did rock and rap make jazz culture cease to exist?

Not if the Goose has any say in it.

life is pain
life is nothing but pain

*ayo lemme just /thread this thread real quick*

Morticia would be best for marriage, Elvira would be best for fucking.

that said Wednesday is best girl

agreed.

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who dat?

Last I heard she was alive.

It was her boyfriend (tiny dick in all the vids) that was found in a dumpster.

What's the difference between Goth and Emo?

>not syoko

I hope she is into Blood and castration play

She's not dead, just old and washed up

the cure girl from wet hot american summer

charles addam's original comics are definitely worth checking out too, great single panel cartoons

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