Brit/pol/ - Jessica Ennis Edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=CwzjlmBLfrQ

>Laura Trott wins third gold medal, becomes waifu to millions
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3739284/Gold-Laura-Trott-Britain-s-successful-female-Olympian-wins-women-s-team-pursuit.html

>May, Putin to form anti-globalist alliance with President Trump
dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-3732116/Theresa-May-Vladimir-Putin-agree-improve-relations-Kremlin-says.html

>Norway warns Britain, don't fall for the EFTA meme
theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/09/norway-may-block-uk-return-to-european-free-trade-association

>Treasury and City reach consensus, Norway option is still cuckoldry
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/08/06/treasury-looks-at-quitting-the-single-market-as-city-rejects-nor/

>Globalists cry tears of frustration as sabotage of Sterling backfires
ft.com/content/4186fb3c-5efa-11e6-bb77-a121aa8abd95

>Quintessentially British moderate muslim: 'killing infidels is just not cricket old beans'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/12/uk-schoolchildren-should-take-pledge-of-allegiance--muslim-group/

>Syrian economic migrants complain about all the free stuff and lack of war
express.co.uk/news/world/699026/Scottish-islanders-Syrian-refugees-Bute

>900 out of 1,602 unaccompanied migrant children arrested for rape
express.co.uk/news/uk/695066/Police-arrest-900-Syrians-in-England-and-Wales-for-rape-death-threats-and-child-abuse

>Labour election hopes dealt further blow in muslim electoral fraud crackdown
breitbart.com/london/2016/08/12/pickles-report-on-electoral-fraud-uk-government-finally-wakes-up-to-the-disaster-of-multiculturalism/

>Biggins trolls JIDF on live TV, (((producers))) say he'll never work in Hollywood again
spectator.co.uk/2016/08/christopher-biggins-and-the-fall-of-civilisation/

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In a good mood boys.

Best edition.

>when you have sex your dick goes INSIDE A WOMAN
YOUR DICK IS ACTUALLY INSIDE A HUMAN'S BODY

think this is going well

telescopes get mad tits

Jessica Benis

muh dik

How comes?

How many times do I have to tell you, silence boy.

I always get like this after 12am desu. It's why I stay up so late every night. I'll feel like shit tomorrow though.

Sup britpol

It turns out I'm an eternal anglo. I have ancestors that moved from Dundee to Shetland, other ancestors that came from Ireland, and others that came from Scarborough. Too bad these are all shit areas of their respective countries.

I'll be able to get an ancestry visa too.

Exactly. It's weird. What if my dick bends or something? Fuck that desu.

>and others that came from Scarborough
yeah best keep quite about them user

Im pure buzzing off of the fake online date game tits im seeing right now

dual citizenship between bong and straya must be amazing
mad jealous rn

Me to user

62th for Karen desu

kek me too

what's up lad?

Were full

I don't have dual citizenship m8. I'll be able to get a visa to live in the UK

karen dating game where

how about anus

Im not surprised. New Zealanders are British by blood. Ive got family in New Zealand myself, the only difference between us and you is we chose to stay on our island.

>tfw British and American citizenship
We're reaching Eternal Anglo levels that shouldn't even be possible!

life

Just as good, every aussie i've met over here has been based af and it feels bad that they have to leave after 6 months

Lucky lad. I'm struggling to get past the shitty "Lets go for a drive!" activities

WE NEED TO GO DEEPER

What does brit/pol/ think of Trey Gowdy?

PANIC
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thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/brexit-will-be-delayed-until-end-of-2019-6kxb7sgrr

Lads in sat in a kabab house right now and its a fucking warzone out there.

Litterally the CCTV is doing noithing

come over, Scarborough is pretty good for the North tbqh

i want to to eat her from a handcarved calacatta marble plate

who?

Who???

How to get moar citizenships?

I can't tell, do you guys deliberately call us Australians now, or do you really not notice that my flag is New Zealand?

Seems like a nice guy, a decent republican who doesnt take any shit.

Oi vey, keep promoting a race-mixed mongrel. These are some good goys!

What kind of fucking name is Trey

live in a country for a certain amount of time then apply for it

I think people are doing it on purpose now. I'm seeing it too often.

Same m8, I like the peace and quiet when my family sleeps

short for Treyvon, do try to keep up mohammad

Fuck off. Ennis is my waifu

Quadroons are white anyway

can you faggots lose the stars pls? go to "snatchchat" if you want to decorate with little pretty stars.
are you wearing a pink dress and a bow as you post, too?

Chaps the staff where i am seem to be paying close attention to the alcohol levels of of the women on the street...

>The Times
Just Jew lies user. No other newspaper says it.

Literally who? Unlike our politics, your politics are boring, irrelevant and unpopular. The only US politicians we know are all those bloody candidates for the Republican Race and Clinton+Bernie.

We all know that feel.

It's a meme you dumb nigger
Just like how italy and ireland are one and the same

>Muuhhhh DICK

The name's Rahid actually

>His dik

I'm coming to the UK to raise your national IQ level

Please do commonwealth bro

>Quadroons are white anyway
This is a model goy right here! Goy, would you be willing to do some volunteer work for the Holocaust Remebrance Foundation?

I wonder if we can catch China for golds.

whats everyone's thoughts on the domimaytrix so far?

hhhnnggg

Jamal here, how do you do.

>spar

The best feel. My family constantly walk about the house and never shut up. Drunken brother and sister also come in at 2am every night and make food. Cunts.

I'm going to dump some OC I made in another thread. Pretty proud.
Rate them.

Non-weeb here.

Question to Karenposters.

What cartoon is she even from? I see you post her all the time but you never explain what she's about.

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omg snob, they sponsor a lot of the athletics meets and the London Marathon etc

Dont you have Spar, bet you have a Waitrose and M&S with delli counters.

Kiniro Mosaic

gogoanime.io/category/kiniro-mosaic

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what is this?

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This Ariane lass is my new waifu lads. A new age of shitposting will commence.

>tfw no qt lefty but red-pilled gf to go to the Imperial War Museum to see the WWI exhibitions with

New execution video from ISIS.
The guy takes a birdshot point blank to the head.

A leaf made this pic.

A friendly tip to a friendly post.

Even if you don't become a "weeb", become a weeb. I'm not sure how long you've been on the site but you're missing out on some great jokes by not partaking.

What race is this women? She doesn't look fully black, i would say a mix of Irish, Spanish, Puerto Rican and black/white?

Also would you race mix with?

I'm literally in tears over KJT's capitulation. I fell in love with her four years ago and everyone was telling me how London 2012 was too early for her but by 2016 she would be in contention. I followed her closely over the last four years and watched her develop from a cute, young, aspiring athlete into a world class performer and beautiful woman to boot. And now, this happens. Even though she clearly has the ability it seems that she might not quite have the bottle. I'm so lost right now. What should I do?

stop derailing kike

That museum is pretty /comfy/.

I did it lads

Im having fake virtual sex with an imaginary woman at 2:48AM on a Saturday

omg thats sick

Some ISIS victim they shot in the head with a 12 gauge shotgun.

SeeShe is basically a British mascot to weebs. She wears the Union Jack.

Also, I'd imagine:
>kawaii
Kill me. I have become a weeb.

Guy is a fucking legend, he is the absolute embodiment of all that America is meant to be.

kek lucky man. I keep fucking it up in the garden every single time

got a link to this?

literal uncanny valley

Now she is a failure you have a better chance of getting with her ; )

My parents argue a lot, sucks man. just getting nice and comfy on brit/pol/

I like Karen but I've never watched any anime

>A British mascot to weebs.
Nah, Warspite is muh waifu.

She don't look white

if only real women were this easy

take her to the museum and beguile her with your knowledge of naked women.

Booths where i live now...

I miss spar.

All the people in Booths are cunts

langangen.com/ariane10/dateariane/default.htm

Took me a while to figure it out but she likes you if you act clever, but make sure you pay for the meal and keep kissing/lightly flirting with her. Also the beach is GOAT place to get her frothing at the gash.

Shame I'll never ever do this in real life.

Her paps is Jamaican.

Or go to the bar and play the trivia game

>Searching the answers on bing

Dafuq Bongs?

alopecia

Thats our national baldie

Bump