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>tfw no gf

Eww.

ok can we stop with the racism jheeze

>wake up
>feel really excited for some reason
>remember that i have nothing to do today
NEETlife

god i wish i had my face in her moist, steamy, smelly crotch

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bollocks

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pic unrelated?

NEETs are always a product of their parents

his wife left him cause he lost too much weight haaha

prefer this one 2bh

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1, 2, 3, 4 tell me that you love me more

is living off eggs as a protein and fat source along with veg healthy or do you get some sort of deficiency going on.

you will fart a lot

2 days no booze. Feel shit but also not

Love that one

nah you should be good

add some occasional dairy maybe

another good mongol tune(s)

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christ, haven't been this horny for a while :]

alkies never recover

i havent had a drink since 3am

im dying here

can I shove my stonkin' todger up your shitbox?

NEED a feeder gf

Gl m8

Don't get gays, you can't have sex with the digestive system.

dont worry

shops soon and ill get right back on the sauce

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rhodesia is a meme made up by rorkes

zimbabwe has always been black, and call the Kingdom of Zimbabwe. It fought off hundreds of thousands of racist Redcoats and Dutch

>you can't have sex with the digestive system.
sounds like a challenge

cor

>Formula 1 is to replace 'grid girls' with a new programme called 'grid kids' this season.
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why does he act so hard when this is what he's really like

my subscription to a popular shemale pornography website says otherwise

Lmao. If you're okay with it then go for it. What's on the meñu?

>paying for porn
runt

bigot

am a useless cheap hooker

Ah yes let's escort dozens of unattended small children onto an active race track surrounded by dangerous machinery and highly flammable methane fuel. I foresee nothing will ever go wrong with this.

He was on a British telly show once, think it was Supersize vs Superskinny

Sounded like a proper honest, endearing guy

Really want him to lose the rest and find a better wife and be happy x

Alri lads, which tastes the worst?
Whiskey, wine, vodka or beer?

vodka obviously

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vodka

>why does he act so hard when this is what he's really like

beer, wine, vodka, whiskey
best to worst

enjoying monster hunter world

List of wealthiest organizations:

Religious:
>Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints; $40billion
>Padmanabhaswamy Temple; $22billion
>Catholic Church; $10-$15 billion
>Church of England; $7.77billion
>Church of Scientology; $1billion

Educational institutions:
>Harvard University; $37.6billion
>Yale University; $25.572billion
>University of Texas; $24.083billion

Companies:
>Bank of China; $2.4trillion (2013)
>JPMorgan Chase; $2.35trillion
>Bank of America; $2.14trillion
>Deutsche Bank; $1.819trillion
>Saudi Aramco; $1.25trillion
>Royal Bank of Canada; $1.07trillion

People:
>Bill Gates; $86.0billion
>Jeff Bezos; $72 billion
>Amancio Ortega; $67 billion
>Mark Zuckerberg; $56 billion

Families:
>Rothschild: ?
>Walton: $150 billion
>Koch: $82 billion
>Mars: $78 billion

Monarchs:
>Bhumibol Adulyadej, king of Thailand, $30 billion
>Hassanal Bolkiah, sultan of Brunei, $20 billion
>Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud, king of Saudi Arabia, $18 billion
>Mohammed VI, king of Morocco, $5 billion
>Hans Adam II, Prince of Liechtenstein, $3 billion
>Elizabeth II, Queen of the United Kingdom, etc, $450 million
>Beatrix, Queen of the Netherlands, $100 million

Sports:
>Dallas Cowboys, 4.2 b
>New York Yankees, 3.7 b
>Manchester United, 3.7 b
>Barcelona, 3 b
>Real Madrid, 3 b

Countries:
>USA; 19 t
>China, 11 t
>Japan, 4 t
>Germany, 3 t
>France, 2 t
>UK, 2 t

More of a Redbull man myself.

My BrassEye DVD arrived slightly damaged.
*takes a deep breath*
I am NOT happy.

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they all taste shit but vodka is basically poison

gin

can get a bottle of tanqueray for 12 euros here

ridiculous that most of this isn't properly taxed, like University endowments and religious organizations

don't know how the fuck Mormons have that much. Pretty pathetic that the COE almost has as much as the RC

don't the scientologists have more than just one billion?

Beer tastes the worst

Vodka isn't that bad it just burns

and this is all declared wealth. who knows what the real figure is.

hm

Virgin

What's this KSI guy all about? Is he related to the chicken shop guy?

>>Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints; $40billion
how do they so much

Nice m8. Love a g&t. Be safe.

Good wine > Good beer > Good whiskey > Vodka > Bad beer > Bad whiskey = Bad wine

all black people are related so yes

John Moses Browning

working class voters overwhelmingly voted for Corbyn

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aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAH yessssssssssssSssssssssssss

ok?
this picture isn't referring to them

HATE government, want a vaginocracy

all power to women, ball crushing the cornerstone of society

blood and viscera
might be something wrong with ya

amigo

>30 billion
>jails people who call him a bender

Have never had a bad drink in my life.

imagine suffering from trump derangement syndrome

Harvard's class is now majority non-white

Beer is great
Wine can be very nice
Whiskey tastes shite to me but I could get used to it maybe
Vodka is just ethanol

>Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints; $40billion
Something very suspicious about a religion that takes the word of the book so literally like saying rich people can't get into heaven yet be so ludicrously rich at the same time

can't imagine Harvard and Princeton will probably not be as competitive in a generation

Allow me to introduce you then

Harvard's class is now majority black and muslim coalition, opposed by an Oriental-Subcontinental block, with white minority dealmaker party in the middle.

>Beer is great
how? It takes like liquid bread

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Perfectly potable.

>wine in a carton
take the piss

They use their tithes to invest in for profit-business. They're the largest producer of nuts in the USA.

>boxed wine
rah

absolute state of my lovelife lads
its honestly dire
and im supposed to be in my prime
aaaaaaaaa

im going to cry

imagine having your alt-right thug friends forcing you to join in bukkaking him for the white race!

Reminder that Oxford Bender benches 150kg and could probably beat you up

something wrong hun xoxo

lol

just be happy your social life is normal

>working class make up the majority of the electorate
>loses the election as bad as Gordan brown did

ahh yes very overwhelming indeed

yanks

is salt water taffy nice

Love being ageist
and discriminatory on IQ, not sure what the word for that is