FUCK the reasons it CAN'T happen

In this thread I would just like to discuss the possibilities of a She-Hulk show or movie. I'd rather not get into the Universal thing or if she's popular enough or isn't. Just the joys of what could be. And what and who you'd like to see. General style and story arcs it should follow.

If it was for Netflix, could this work )I mean the muscle suit not Danica)? Would be comfortable with this for She Hulk and Titania?

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That bitch is loaded with more HGH than every 80s wrestler combined.

It's a muscle suit. Danica Patrik is a fucking racecar driver.

I had no idea this muscle suit shit even existed but if they decide to finally use She-Hulk I say this is the way to go. I would add in some Hobbit camera fuckery along with it to make her tall.

It's just a suit, dude.

>I would add in some Hobbit camera fuckery along with it to make her tall.

Good call, I mean depending on who they got maybe you could just camera angle and milk crate it.

She Hulk solo doesn't sell very well. Like Capt Marvel, she only functions on a team & even then not for very long.

The very best Jen can hope for is an Avengers easter egg or DD cameo.

Perhaps you missed the title of this thread.
Thanks for the bump though.

As much as I love muscle chicks. I have to say that one looks like a man with a female head pasted on.

>Gina Carano in She-Hulk get up

>female mma fighter
>she-hulk

The name might also be problematic. She-Hulk sounds like it's just the Hulk, except a woman, which doesn't sound very appealing. Plus feminists will bitch because of the "she" used to indicate she is a woman and probably liken it to calling Hank Pym "He-Wasp" when he uses that identity or something.

So... Gina Carano is go-to "actress" for all female characters like Idris Elba is for blacks.

Put it out on Netflix.

Introduce her as another lawyer, eventually leading to the formation of Nelson, Murdoch & Walters, criminal defence specialists who work closely with the RandCorp-sponsored Mighty Avengers (formerly Heroes for Hire Ltd, incorporating Alias Investigations)

>she only functions on a team
John Byrne would disagree with you.

Gil Gadot would be better.

>wanting to agree with kiddie fiddler

Lol kys user

But that's a muscle suit.

It shouldn't be like Marvel's other Netflix shows, kind of grimdark and telling one story that lasts a whole season.

It should be a lighthearted hour-long comedy where Jen takes a different superhero-related case every week, and then there are other longer plot and relationship threads that run through the whole season.

Basically a lighter version of The Good Wife.

It would also provide the opportunity to bring in characters from the lighter or meta side of the Marvel universe, like Damage Control.

That suit is actually pretty impressive. If they went that route I could see it working.

You'd need to clean it up a bit in post, it looks super fake around the joints. I'd worry about it restricting her range of motion during fight scenes.

Something like Dan Slott's run, then. I can definitely see that working.

She-Hulk could only work with CGI. Nothing else.

I would assume with a little more money you can have one that's separate at the joints so that you don't get those creases.

All Sophie Arvebrink would need is green body paint.

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And acting ability.

Slather her in green paint and call it a day

why did she do this?
attention?

>implying they wouldn't just hire some nerd looking thin girl and copypaste her face on a CGI puppet

I think it was for a GoDaddy commercial.

If we were going for a full-scale movie appearance, then yeah, I'd say CGI's the way to go.

For TV, then I'd go with the muscle suit, possibly with some CG tweaks if the budget allows.

stop it right now

she's like 5 feet tall

Still towers over most male actors.

They would honestly. They'd pick some cute sarcastic actress that could play a lawyer and just cgi muscle/green like they do regular hulk. It's not like any of the male hulk actors had to become muscle bound freaks for the role. A female one wouldn't either.

>tacticool skin

I think you have a warped idea of actors' heights

???

She's buff yet still hot/pretty, and a competent actress, which is the real sell - other /fit/ ladies have been suggested itt, but they can't actually act.
That's just Cho getting stupid with the cross-hatching.

The Hulk roller coaster at Universal has some CG hulkout sequences, including a She-Hulk:

youtu.be/hU-WR3eihvo?t=356

If they can do something that good for a ride, I can definitely see them pulling it off in a movie.

They should just make She-Hulk the same way they made Colossus.

So is this just a muscle girl thread?

Well she's transforming into a bimbo

the thing is though that they have to pretty much cast a somewhat small mousy girl because of the fact that she goes back and forth from jen to she-hulk. they would have to CGI her hulk form because i don't think there are any 7 foot tall muscle girls with nice faces and big busts.

get the girl that crushed watermelons between her thighs

kourtney olson
also not full green, but lighter version (cause she's not full hulk - and is able to retain her senses/brain)

Consider the following

>implying a She-Hulk series wouldn't be 90% "sexy superhero lawyer comedy" and only 10% muscle-action

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Half the show would be her covered up in a pantsuit. Not even a ripped one. The whole point of She-Hulk in anything is femdom, or at least her showing off how much stronger she is. A courtroom comedy would negate this, except for the one obligatory "request a recess so I can fight Titania" episode, and the comic that cribbed from wasn't even a full issue.
Do I even have to point out that the last She-Hulk comic series sucked shit through a tube because it was written about her legal career? (And the shit art didn't help either.)

Slott's run was also about her legal career though

Except for the bulk of the issues where she was actually fighting villains. Slott actually wrote her into the Marvel Universe. Hell, he powered her up to fight the Champion. Bobillo's art was fugly but when Slott and Pelletier did the book it was enjoyable. The last SH series was completely forgettable garbage.
If a SH tv series was about the MCU and had more cameos than Agents of SHIELD, maybe it would be okay. Maybe. If it was "superhero Ally McBeal" with one obligatory Daredevil crossover then you can fucking keep it.

I would not be adverse to such a situation

So you're saying because of one bad run the show would probably suck? Or wouldn't be much action?

I like to think that if it was done it'd probably go to netflix. The action/legal balance would probably be on par with CWC Flash. Both for budget reasons (see the shit tier looking CGI jumping in JJ) and because She-Hulk is most alluring when she is weaving in her daily life around being a Hulk.

The real concern would be if they keep her Hulked majority of the ep instead of for like 10 min. As her being hulk 23/7 is a big issue.

Too bad she disappeared.

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R Crumb and Moebius would like a word

That was decades ago. The She Hulk isn't interesting enough to hold up a series on her own anymore. Also, A Force's sales a dropping like a fucking rock.

Now, if the Battle Scarred, Grey Jane Fixit becomes Savage & gets back to the Jeckel/Hyde Anithero Hulk mode, then we may struck gold.

Basically, yeah. Look at how shitty the effects were on Supergirl. Look at how much time they wasted on her trying to have a "normal life at work" because it's cheaper TV than nonstop action.
Now extrapolate that to a 6'+ fit-but-still-sexy woman who spends 4 hours a day getting painted green. She'll be in a lot of pantsuits and there will be one fight scene every two episodes. The rest will be cheap gags about how doorknobs keep breaking and everybody always hands her the pickle jar.

The only real way SH fits into the MCU is as background CGI when the Avengers call in B-listers to help fight Thanos and his minions.

Lou ferigno
Also only casuals think that it makes sense, because Jen is not a mindless monster. She needs to be lifelike

I hope you have a winning Powerball ticket squirreled away somewhere. That kind of sustained CGI won't be cheap...

But she's going to be captain marvel...right?

Brie Larsen is Carol

Nope

>That Carol hair

>Also, A Force's sales a dropping like a fucking rock.
Art went to shit. Don't blame a character when creative team changes

woooooooooooooooof

>kiddie fiddler
Huh? Elaborate please. I just thought he had a mild foot fetish judging by his work on Shulk.

It seems Disney has pretty decent work out regiment. There's hope.

how much does a suit like this cost?!

Why does her face look like its meant to catch baseballs?

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Yeah she has pretty big teeth, but I like a strong jawline on a woman.

Maybe Grrl Power/Smash the Patriarchy isn't enough of a theme to keep a series going?

Also, power creep to Superman levels doesn't make a character more interesting.

it's possible

>how much does a suit like this cost?!
One of the videos on youtube says that one was $45,000 and takes three hours to get on.

>for all female characters

For buff female characters, sure. I don't much care for the choice, but don't conflate things.

Who is this?

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Enjoy!

She has to be pretty, cute, sexy, buff and be able to act. It's never going to happen.

Michelle Davis

Wo I this Amazon?

All these Amazon's I want to be cumming on

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Dani is perfection.

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>Michelle Davis
Oh lawd

That's a lot of good meat... who's that?

Jessica Sestrem.

Obviously any She-Hulk movie would have to have a CGI Shulkie.

Hollywood really needs to start embracing hardbody women

Tell me about her sexual organs

>copyright Christopher Nolan
What?

You shouldn't heap such unrealistic expectations on the poor Hollywood execs. Where are they going to find a beautiful buff Jewish woman? There just aren't enough Jews in the world for that to be realistic. Blame Hitler.

Dead pool did it. Cant be that expensive.

Why does she have to be Jewish?

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