Was this the beginning of quipshit?

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>not quipping at cripples

No
It fit the situation and character

Spiderman

Uh huh

remember this gem.

chicks dig the car

What do they call you?
Goggles?

What do they call you, Big Guy?

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Holy fuck, it really was a different time

>blatant Abelism

Jesus Raimi

what do they call you, new one?

>Jew kike

That's like calling someone at fat American

>Abelism
Fuck Cain.

"Y'all named your daughter after fuckin' Titanic? What's his fuckin' name? Shrek?"

what do they call you, JUSTin?

No seriously, how the FUCK do you insult movement-challenged citizens in a mainstream hollywood blockbuster?

That's absolutely disgusting. So glad I never watched these 'movies' as a girl.

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4U

here's your (You).

>put all the characters in black leather
>they can't even climb over a small barrier
>quip about costumes from the comics looking stupid

Singer is a hack and a pedo.

Based Vaughn brought back the yellow uniforms though

his name's c.i.a., he's got muh back.

I was actually pleasantly surprised by this movie last week. Interesting visual style and a damn good score.

Thought they may have gone a bit too far though.

>Go choke on acid fumes you money grubbing kike!
>Banker dies gruesomely in boiling acid while batman triumphantly flies out of the safe, displaying a swastika on his enormous flag-like cape
>Two face reminds Gotham of the 6 million.

Shit forgot pic.

spider man was the first. hes the most popular superhero there is, and its his style to quip

unfortunately every superhero movie copied that to try and reach spiderman popularity. and they succeeded with iron man.. and everything marvel that followed..

wolverine was always a smarmy dickhead
See: Canadians

Still the best quip out of a superhero movie. Had a good kek with the old man seeing it in the cinema

X-Men was before Spider-Man dumbass

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Blade was the first modern successful Cape movie, they all tried to copy Snipe's brilliant humor.

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill

I wouldn't recommend you to not be in his flight plane

This. And actually flexible and practical ones.

It was a different time

>the first part of the bible shows a guy named "Abel" get defeated by a guy named after a handicap aid
Empowering desu

how the fuck did professor x get in and out of the school? there were 0 ramps in that fucker

Couldn't he make himself float?

Maybe he used his psychic powers to move his legs

Colossus carries him around.

That was actually Singer's idea

Fuck you, Eurocuck Muslim faggot

kek
you just made me have to watch that shite movie again

The wheelchair was also a mutant whose only power was to turn into a wheelchair.

You know what else was Singer's idea?

youtube.com/watch?v=nxLrH5ydSMM

Keep telling yourself that.

...Alright? I will? Not sure what the point of this post was.

lmao you got owned , queer

>chicks dig the car
How to undo everything that Batman '89 and Returns did for Batman in one line.

There's some genius in there for sure, it was just in service of some McDonald's tie-ins.

better than Logan

and people on Sup Forums unironically think Batman Forever is a good Batman movie
the 60s show at least had consistent tones and themes

>tfw I had a friend who would start humming the xmen theme every time we pass a guy in a wheelchair

I miss school

There were lifts all around the school... you literally see this