You tell me what you need me to pray for, I do it famalam
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You tell me what you need me to pray for, I do it famalam
I pray that every christfag is thrown into a volcano which erupts holy ash smothering all Muslims in burning earth and causes a mini ice age over Israel
Okay ill go ahead and pray for your mental health
Good, I'm mentally ill with please god fuck me in the ass oh please God if not you a priest.
pray for my mental health too man!
this extreme sexual depravation is no good
what do you need pray for?
>what do you need pray for?
Blood purity, sperm count, flibotimiester welfare
Just pray that everything will be allright
I'm reminded of that study where they had the monks praying for cancer patients. They as usual found that prayer was completely useless. However, they also found that telling people they were being prayed for by monks actually made them more likely to die, presumably because it made them think their condition was more hopeless.
Anyway, long story short, I don't know any cancer patients I want to kill at the moment, but, if that situation comes up, I'll probably just tell them I'm asking religious people to pray for them instead of actually asking someone.
that study huh
Pray for muh dick
"That study" has a much higher chance of existing than Jesus does.
PRAY
FOR
MOJO
Clarity.
Jawöhl
Ill pray tha the Lord helps you with your little penis insecurity.
I'm suffering crippling depression. Please pray for me.
we are couting every year since his birthday and you say that, sad senpai
Pray for my friend who is in the hospital. She was in a motorcycle accident with her dad. Her dad died, and she had to lose her leg.
Also, pray for an end to ISIS and Boko Haram and for the conversion of their members.
Thanks.
Yeah because we can do the study tomorrow if we want we can't go back 2,000 years now
>we are couting every year since his birthday and you say that, sad senpai
Wow. Was it sad what I said?
Pray for me to find a loyal woman
> have cancer
> think its hopeless because someone is praying for them
Sounds like their fault famalam.
Also,
>miracles didnt happen therefore God doesnt exist! Nothing happened!1!
Sure thing.
>we want we can't go back 2,000 years now
Very insightful
Okay.
>Sounds like their fault famalam
My thought exactly brosario
Thanks man. I'll pray for your depression as well. Pray for my own depression!
(I am a Catholic)
I have been looking for my Patron Saint.
I am a firm believer that you don't really choose your Patron Saint, but the Saint chooses you.
I have been looking for signs, but I haven't really seen anything indicating towards a certain saint.
Please pray that something about this will be revealed to me, friends.
God bless. Pax vobiscum.
pray for holy war
Muslims vs Jews
Christians vs Muslims
Jews vs Muslims and Christians
all dead
all of them
אָמֵן
Thanks a lot. I will pray for that as well.
If its in Christs will. It will be done.
Its a pretty stupid thing to think.
>I have cancer
> oh noes people are praying for me its hopless!1!
Instead of,
> someone who doesnt even know me is praying for me that things get better, neat
Whether or not God is real its pretty coolio that someone would take their time to put your case before Him, and multiple times.
> but no lol christfags lol fuck you
Nah broseph stalin
lets have a group prayer
my mother is very sick. I want her to have a speed recovery
Mind if we pray for the NWO to die an early death?
>Its a pretty stupid thing to think.
Is it Joseph?
>If its in Christs will. It will be done
that cuck faggot couldn't fix a toaster let alone help anyone
Okay.
Just what has you so enraged about us?
Sure, that they and their objectives fail.
Ill pray for your mums health
Amen.
thank you
i will pray for your mom health too
Whenever someone says "It's the least I can do." from now on, I'll think of you, out there actually doing the least it's possible to do.
>enraged
IM FURIOUS!
thank you
> is it?
Yes. It is.
Try not to feed the trolls, friend.
I'm going insane in this life, everything is collapsing around me. Pray for me user.
>its pretty coolio that someone would take their time to put your case before Him, and multiple times.
Holy shit you're right! This guy prayed to God Jesus for a few minutes! Just for me! And for multiple times! Before... He even prayed for himself!
Truly a hero of man and Christ.
How do I save game in no mans sky?
But is it really?
> people go about their daily lives not giving a fuck at all about said issue
>doing more than me
Yeah okay senpai. Youre just a salty sea dog. Your intellectual dishonesty is funny
Pray to Jesus
Sup Forums is a muslim board. This activity is haram, kafir.
why is this haram?
I've been intellectually dumbfounded by you!
I got you man.
Yup, still is.
Youre missing the point that its a little more than irrational and retarded to think that way for someone praying for you.
But youre right, all this time praying I could have had my cancer super cure finished, oh well.
You know, by being butthurt new atheists, you are just feeding the smug self-righteousness inherent in all Christians.
>I could have had my cancer super cure finished, oh well.
Through the power of Christ perhaps
>feeding
Good thing gluttony is a sin
Smug self righteousness is a problem too, no doubt. Just try not to confuse that for good works, bananafag.
Perhaps. Better pump radiation into them
The only question then is if you're merely tied for last with 7 billion others or actually worse. Turns out the answer depends on whether you tell people you're praying.
>And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.
Really makes you ponder, no?
Are you really saying what I think you're saying?!
Praying for people and praying to be seen praying for people is the difference. Im not doing this for me, or to be seen. I like it because im praying for others that the Lord may help them.
Hes also talking about the pharisees..
> really makes you ponder, no?
Not really fambam
>being butthurt new atheists
So you say Pride that you are. Like all the other Christfags you have realized that you become Pride the Prideful Hivemind.
How much do you charge?
I can't, I torrented the game, so no multiplayer mode.
>Better pump radiation into them
Funny considering its saved more lives than prayer
> anonymous poster praying for others
> you and other atheists coming into thread to soil it with your fedoras because whatever
Im not the one being prideful, friend.
Pray harder. You've got to really pray hard.
Have I soiled you, princess?
It took you seven minutes to think of this but cant prove it at all.
There is nothing in the Bible that teaches against medicine or treatments. In fact the first 5 books have plenty.
Prove praying saved a single human being ever.
Not at all champ but your athiest butthurt has turned a thread that has so little to do with you into a flinging contest. I guess the jew has to do, what the jew has to do.
Praying is ultimately for our souls well being. Not our physical which is temporary.
prove it took that long, can you at all?
Or you could have maybe ignored the "butthurt". The butthurt being felt is being felt by you. No joke. You have 14 posts replying to people intentionally trying to get a rise out of you for kicks and you keep taking the bait. Theres no butthurt only giggles at your expense.
Well goodnight OP. Try not to let the trolls get to you. I feel more hopeful just seeing this thread exist.
I cant, however there is plenty of testimony of people who will say that it did.
Youre right, it took twelve.
>There is nothing in the Bible that teaches against medicine or treatments. In fact the first 5 books have plenty
Never said otherwise, illiterate.
Become a Christian? Whole lotta Jews did that if I remember correctly
Prove souls are real with empirical evidence.
nuclear war
Maybe instead of being all butthurt, maybe you should actually do what you came to do and pray.
The best thing you could have done was to tell an atheist "I will pray that you one say find the truth. Bless you".
There's no retort to this BUT butthurt and you would have won. You don't get it and I hope one day that you do.
Prove to me there isn't a law giver for the laws of the universe.
I know hes playing around, Ill game back and forth for a while. Its only kept the thread bumping..
Good night
This guy right here is right. My butt is hurting just thinking about it.
You have the burden of proof on that one. You don't ask someone to disprove something. You prove it first then ask someone to disprove it.
Why do you Christians constantly try to screw with logic?
You don't just change logic to suit yourself, are you ostriches?
I have prayed, and I am.
Everything is okay senpai
So, when you pray for, say, a Christian cancer patient, do you normally pray for them to live or for them to die?
There's no response to someone on such a high hill of stupidity that they effectively plug their ears to logic and reason and claim they will pray for your well being.
It's much like a holocaust denier saying "Well, i hope one day you open your eyes to the reality of my conspiracy, until then i offer my condolences"
It ends the conversation.
Well, I am an atheist and I won't concern troll you because that shits stupid. But ideally a Christian should lead by example, there is nothing one can say that is negative or stinging if you well wish another. As an atheist, prayer is meaningless to me but a prayer is still concered well wishing. When a Christian offers you prayer, they are hoping, in their mind, the best for you and that your soul survives.
Please pray that Trumpcoin reaches $28 a coin
You poor misguided soul. I will pray for you
Pray for the souls of the lost. Pray for those searching for truth in these chaotic times that they might be turned to Him before it is too late and those in the faith won't be turned away. Pray for those mourning and suffering that they might find joy and peace. Pray for those spreading His Gospel that they might be protected from the evil of this world.
I suffer from crippling anxiety and hyperhidrosis, pls help.
That could also happen. There's really no point in having a conversation when one is that deep into indoctrination. Nothing could convince me otherwise when I was a believer. It's difficult to demonstrate this real frustration to a believer without them perceiving you as an asshole. The best way is through example by comparing how they would feel when talking to a true believing crystal healer or evolution denier.
Thanks :^)
I'm going back to school in a few days, please pray that it will go fine and that I will complete this time.
He doesnt want my prayer, but that doesnt mean I wont pray for him.
Please pray for families, man.
The family as an institution is under attack; between election cycle friction, addiction, separation, death or just general dysfunction, families need all the grace they can get.
If you want to use your time in this way, I won't stop you. No sweat off my brow.
Fuck it, I'll just buy the game.
You'll be sweating in hell bigot!
kek
That means free suanas? awesome.