Guys. I've got this great idea! Let's make Star Wars: A New Hope

>Guys. I've got this great idea! Let's make Star Wars: A New Hope.
>Oh, an homage. I suppose I can see that. So what's the twist?
>Twist?

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E;Rfag, leave

>E;Rfag, leave
What language is this?

It took a brilliant director with vision to realize that the twist that was supposed to make it smarter and deeper than the original is what was killing movies.

>Let's make a second Death Star!
>B-But they already had one in Return of the Jedi...
>A THIRD Death Star!

Kill J.J. Abrams.

The twist is the characters are all unlikable.
The entire movie hangs entirely on people that already like star wars in order to like this movie too.

does anyone have a link to that extremely long response to RLM by 'JimRaynor'. all the mirrors i could find are down now and i don't know where i put the PDF

E;R (e-celeb)
fag (you)
leave (what you need to do)

>E;R
How in the fuck does this stand for "e-celeb"?

are you sure you're old enough to post here?

E;R is an e-celeb, assclown

Sorry, not plebeian enough to know who that is.

its not like he was the only one who figured that out you retard

b-but muh strawman

idiot found

>twist

And at some point, Mary Sue will get attacked by some goofball baddies and instead of helping, dr zaius will literally look at the camera and explain that she a strong independent woman who don't need no man

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Relax I was mocking the guy.

I think one of the reasons I like TFA was because I hadn't seen the original trilogy since I was a kid, so the whole thing felt pretty fresh. I imagine people who rewatched the originals in preparation for the new one were probably more annoyed about the rehashing.

>goofball baddies
Mike Stoklassa is going to give her the goofballs?

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BLACKED when?

choke on lucas cock you prequel-loving monkey fucker

blech

>>Guys. I've got this great idea! Let's make Star Wars: A New Hope.
>>Oh, an homage. I suppose I can see that. So what's the twist?

They did it already.

The twist was that John Boyega was advertised as the new Jedi, a black Jedi, WOW. And then the film reveals the force is a white female and the black guy is a janitor.

Daily reminder that JJ Abrams wishes he could make something half as good as Brick, Brothers Bloom or Looper.

never

Jar Jar Abrams is a fucking hack.

I'm a lefty and I cringed hard.

The hole movie felt like watching a tv pilot

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