I took a nap and in a dream, God told me of the happening.
Some of you are alright. Don't go to the USA tomorrow. 200 million will die.
The world will be devoid of a superpower. Global weather will collapse. The financial center of the world will swift to India, China, Australia and Mexico.
LEARN GERMAN >LEARN SPANISH LEARN CANTONESE
It's already happening. Water in Yellowstone has massively become acid. Fish is dying already.
calm down you just read another post talking about the same thing
Jayden Richardson
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS FOR user REPLYING
Carson Torres
Is the West Coast gonna live? Specifically LA
Alexander Harris
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Bentley Price
Estás a gozar com estes patos? Diz-me em Português sff, eles não vão conseguir traduzir são muito burgessos. Se estiveres zuando claro. Conta-me maninho.
Asher King
Dubs if HuehueOP is a faggot
Nathan Flores
>mfw queue in CS:GO and LoL significantly reduced >mfw nuclear winter that last like a decade making it comfy, quiet, grey and recomforting >mfw snow, no more annoying sun >mfw staying in while playing vydia with much fatser lobby as the world change at insane rate making everyday an happening day where something new happen >mfw when burgers finally woke the fuck up and they can't be smug and careless making them finally normal human being you can interact with
Blake Thompson
user, im sorry to tell you this, but i believe you have schizophrenia.
Nathan Gray
faggot confirmed
Alexander Flores
Thread ruined
Angel Thompson
>Tfw live close to canda >let's queue up, buddy
Jack Roberts
god isn't real
Tyler Wood
You know guys,
sure, it might not be tomorrow
But we all KNOW it's gonna seriously happen someday, right?
Jonathan Hall
Get some timbits, we'll have some gud game
Adrian Anderson
Kek has spoken
Nolan Morgan
>Leaving Texas
fuck off.
Hudson Wilson
I had a dream last night that Sam Hyde stole my car. IT'S A SIGN GUYS!
Carson Torres
>The Brazilian who cried wolf: the apocalypse is happening again tomorrow guys I SWEAR
Blake Phillips
God also told me I'd get doubles
Luis Rogers
Allah is wrong Check em
Connor Reed
You are like little babies, succ
Cooper Clark
I feel the earthquakes already
Christian Long
brazil is having a stroke because of his green 'algaeish' olympic "water"
Can't they just switch to making canned food? I love me some creamed corn
John Morris
You faggots, niggers, and Jews will be fucked
Don't bother asking us for any food or water or help, shouldn't have shittalked us as hard as you did
Jose Morris
>it's another underage fuccboi who doesn't know what vaporwave is episode
Josiah Cooper
I got paranoid and ordered gasmasks oh brazil. Will I have time bought? Just outside kill zone
Austin Rivera
V A I. H A V E R. H A P P E N I N G S. M A N O
Nathaniel Ross
Looks like I'm clear.
Josiah Wright
>tfw my mom's at a concert right now that's right next to yellowstone >tfw live in NW montana JUST
Blake Davis
L E A V E E A V E
Matthew Roberts
>listen to the brasilian >lets not.
Jack Long
I live in NY.
What do?
Owen Harris
I don't want people to die. That would be sad!
Jacob Barnes
Why are habbenings so comfy? I shouldnt really get hoy out of them but I do. Is it cause or society is fucked and needs a change? Or just cause its something real and exciting amidst all the bullshit?
Jayden Edwards
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Zachary Collins
Fucking hell my internet was being hazy today and there's been thunderous storms all week where I live. And then there's this
>believing your subconcious more than your lucid perception of reality
Alexander Russell
clean that green water monkey boy.
Bentley Nelson
May Kek save us from this unholy status quo.
Justin Taylor
I called my mom, she's not answering the phone.
Oh god.
Guys I'm legitimately scared. Please hold me. I love my mom so much and I literally can't live without her fuck fuck fuck. The entire valley I live in would probably be completely destroyed by ash, too...The valley I grew up in.
Samuel Wright
I have gasmasks and 6 filters and access to basically motorbike. Is will 6 days of ash free air be enough to get to the coast? If so which port? You want to be a prophet then provide realistic advise and don't just hue out general shit like >leave
Matthew Johnson
>a little ash
Easton Clark
While I was in the shower the word "Maailmanloppu" came to me.
I am not Finnish and I did not understand what it meant.
Elijah Ward
If I'm reading this right you fuck fuck fuck your mom?
Grayson Morris
Sounds comfy
Julian Foster
Where do you live?
Kayden Clark
>tfw in the danger zone
Oh well m8s. It's been nice posting with you. Good luck in the post happening world. Wish I could live to see it.
Adrian Reed
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Nolan Rivera
Stop being autistic if that shit blows up you are going to hear it
Ryder Butler
No!
Evan Wood
I was on the right side of the wall all along.
Levi Roberts
pls learn more
Nathan Murphy
Be quiet New Zealand
Ethan Sanders
>mfw yellowstone goes off, destroy america as a nation an China starts to enslave all weaker nations, Brazil included
Nathaniel Nelson
Not gonna happen. Screen cap this, nerds
Samuel Anderson
I don't think I'd be able to hear it but I'd probably be able to feel it.
brb getting all 4 cats inside just in case
Gavin Davis
>EARTH IS GREY EARTH IS GREY >EARTH IS GREY EARTH IS GREY
Leo King
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Connor Fisher
only pyroclastic material will kill you, the ash can be dealt with if you seal your homes and create masks so you can shovel the ash off your roof, but the famine is what you should worry about because there will be no animals to hunt.
James Jones
In the aftertime can I start my own religion and become a future-Mohammad complete with Aisha-wife?
Carson Long
Yes. Want to know why? Because nothing is happening tomorrow. Fucking hell, I'd honestly rather have Hillshills flood the catalog than these mouthbreathing retards who refuse to do any of their research.
Noah Gonzalez
in short is there anything that ISNT completely fucked?
Hunter Lopez
West North Dakota
Luis Bell
Go be not relevant somewhere else.
Christopher Thompson
San Diego reporting in.
Any other calibros not sweating the potential great happening?
