Watching movie with older sister

>watching movie with older sister
>know a sex scene is coming up, excuse myself to go to the bathroom
>tfw I come and she's paused it waiting for me

Why do movies even have sex scenes? Are they the cheapest most pointless trope?

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Normal Humna Beings have sex, user. It happens in life and movies are stories about life a lot of the time.

>movies are about stories about life

What kind of flicks are you consuming, pleb?

Did you two fuck?

????

This, post soles.

>Normal Humna Beings have sex

I don't know about that, I've never had sex.

How is a sex scene a trope? By that logic talking and breathing scenes should also be considered tropes.

>sex sceme comes up
>sister and her black boyfriend starts kissing each other infront of me

no they don't and no it doesn't. sex is a social construct used to enslave us

Yeah i used to do kind of the same shit when my father and i were watching Spartacus together

Let's just say i was pissing a lot

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>watching the MAKE ME FEEL GOOD scene with your parents

Do you ever wonder if he thought you were jerking it?

Is this sexual abuse?

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Thats because youre not humna.

The only good movie sex scenes are the ones in Shoot 'Em Up and Team America.

>Normal Humna Beings have sex
>HUMNA HUMNA HUMNA HUMNA AAAAOOOOOOGGGHAA

>Team America
Heck yeah, reddit Bro. TA is hella epic.

Top kek, it looked like "Human" as I typed it. Well played user.

why did you feel the need to point out that he was black? did his blackness make it more uncomfortable for you? would you have enjoyed watching your sister get pounded if it was a white guy pounding her?

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>"why's it wet?"
>"cause i used it once"
>*pretends to be outraged as she carries on fingering it
well, this has been weird...

Matt parker and trey stone are fucking GENIUSES and guide all my political opinions

She's so goshing cute!

>sister walks in on you watching porn

get a load of this faggot kek

WHAT THE FUCK

I have a friend who does that, it's always really obvious bro. If we do see a sex scene he always cringes. Weird thing is he's a married man now and he still acts like that

This shit, movies don't need to show some awkward sex scene with the actors fuckin kissing and shit, we can infer what is going on by the context and if you can't you're too old. But sitting there with a bro or even your gf watching some sex scene is awkward half the time and doesn't add anything extra to the movie aside from sexual appeal.

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WHAT
THE
FUCK
IS
WRONG
WITH
AMERICANS

which one Sup Forums?

we're sexually liberated.

don't be a bitch, kid.

What does Sup Forums think of my sister?

looks like a shallow bimbo

>mfw she knew it was a sex scene also

Why can't I get my gf to do that?

I'd take her to the pictures, maybe buy her some popcorn, but upon reflection of how the evening went I probably wouldn't contact her again. I'd think about it sometimes. Maybe she'd try to contact me? I'd ignore it until she got the hint.

God bless America

How did you know?

Why do sex scenes bother you so much? Is it your inevitable wizard status, the fact that your sister has probably taken 50 nigger dicks or a combination of both?

Sexual tension between brother and sister.

>paused during a sex scene

user...

Lads...

>watch GoT with my sister
>cersei and jaime sex scene comes on

Por que no los dos?

oh shit maybe

I watched the first episode of GoT with my sister and had to explain the guy with the bleached hair bathing the naked girl with the bleached hair was her brother

Lmao nobody brought up black cocks until you did, any reason why?

she's pretty!

>being this insecure

would munging with her

WEW

brb, killing myself

what the fuck

I'd lick her asshole while massaging her soles

>at my aunts house watching the wicker man with my sister and younger cousin
>think everyone else is sleeping
>suddenly my aunt comes to watch the movie around the sex scene
>start sweating
>suddenly my nanee comes to watch the movie around the sex scene
>drop spaghetti and run to the bathroom

more?

>watch Bates Motel while cuddle with older sister on my bed
>suddenly plot comes up that Norma fucked with her Brother
>feels awkward as fuck

>watch Game of thrones with sister while cuddling with her
>cersei and jamie start to fuck
>awkward as fuck

>show sister something on the computer
>notice afterwards I had a tab open that reads "incest" because I was looking up some brother/sister porn
>sheknows.jpg

>sister doesn't seem to be weirded out for some reason
>it also turns out she is into feet stuff like I am

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>When the ballsack pops out

How? That's s long stretch.

Is she hot?

go for it

I want to cum deep inside her.

I unironically don't get it why you fags got so shocked about it

On all fours, with her butt cheeks resting on her heels, easy.

>tfw just fapped

Have you ever touched your sister's bare feet?

Given her feet a kiss?

I would fuck the shit out of your sister bro.

pic related

none of these stories are ever true

If you ever get the chance to kiss her between the cheeks, don't be a fag and go for it.

if you're an adult that cuddles with your older sister then you already have a weird relationship with her, might as well fuck her

They actually are my friend

>tfw did the same thing with some other movie
>dad thought I was fapping
>told me to at least let him watch
>ended up sucking each other off instead of watching the movie
>relationship with dad got a lot more awkward for a while, but eventually I told him I wanted more, and we both really got into it after that

>Game of Thrones is the most popular show for years
>Don't watch it, am completely unaware of the characters and plot
>In that time, become best friends with my sister, do everything social with her, brag about how close our relationship is
>someone makes a Game of Thrones joke at a party last year
>sister is embarrassed
>Watch GoT this year
>Shudder
>TFW when I've sounded like Jamie Lannister speaking of my "devotion" to stranger

whatever you say

>breathing scenes
name 12

>worshipping a roastie

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she wants the D brah. she totes wants the D.

But I have been cuddling with her since I was born.
Is this really so weird?

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>white "people"

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT KISSING AND SUCKING AND SERVICING TOUR SISTER'S BARE SOLES?

how old and/or autistic are you?

I usually massage her feet when we watch a tv show together.
like pulling her toes a bit and tickling her.

>at hollywood video with dad
>guy recommends lucky number slevin
>there are two sex scenes with nudity in the first 15 minutes
>I say I don't want to watch the movie anymore
>I play battle for middle earth for the next two hours in the other room while my dad watches the movie by himself
wew lad

Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation (swimming scene)
Minority Report (post-eye-surgery)
Saw 6 (breathing trap)

Breathing was a key component in these scenes

your sister has a shit taste

Wew, just fapped to it. wish I had a sister like her.

>americans

why is everyone in tv a fucking pedo

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I dont want to click it. What is it guys?

I-Is this OC?