Is this the worst 35 seconds ever captured on celluloid in the entire history of the medium of film?

Is this the worst 35 seconds ever captured on celluloid in the entire history of the medium of film?

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I mean, if we're assuming your birth wasn't recorded, maybe.

>yfw this is an Academy Award winning film

I know it's for make up, but Jesus

It has the same Oscar as this movie. Meaningless.

IMMA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLJURR

No

Is this what the whole movie is like? I remember people praising Robbie's performance...

But user the makeup in that movie is actually pretty good.

fucking hell without that whore harley quinn this would be a 6/10 film but that entire joker/harley quinn story made it a 3/10

#Slipknot4JusticeLeague

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Joel is so shit on this film, but great on HoC

Why is everyone trying to force this Kinnaman guy? He's not a good leading man.

>We're gonna need to assemble a team of supervillains to deal with all of the supervillains I create while assembling this team of supervillains.

>We need a mentally disturbed girl with a baseball bat to deal with literal gods

>exposition
>exposition
>exposition
>quip
>quip
Yep. It's garbage, alright.

so when is marvel gonna make a movie on the level of suicide squad

I love it when you can destroy and show how absurd some plots are by simply summing them up in one sentence.
I did it with my 16 y.o. brother who had discovered Naruto a few weeks ago
> "My favourite character is Sasuke"
> "The guy that goes "I'm going to avenge the death of my older brother whom I just murdered myself by destroying the village he gave his whole life up to defend ?"

It's probably one of those middle bits in Manos where it's really dark and you can't tell what's going on.

This movie had such a nice and interesting visual and style. I see the characters, the setting, the shots, and it all looks so appealing.

But then you see the dialog and pay attention to the story and is just fucking ass. Pure fucking ass.

Such a fucking disappointment.

Play it in 0.5x speed.

>CODE BLACK CODE BLACK. This is the big one. Superman has gone rogue. China is already down. Russia unloaded it's full missile cache, he's tearing through it like paper but it should buy us 15 minutes. The President has given us authorization to deploy. It's time.... call that 120 pound psychiatrist who had a psychotic breakdown when she fell in love with her patient and now carries a Louisville Slugger, spends 4 hours doing her makeup each day and chews gum loud.

>I'm on it!

Wonder Woman autistic sliding is worse

>needs to assemble a superhero team to escort her up a flight of stairs

>This movie had such a nice and interesting visual and style. I see the characters, the setting, the shots, and it all looks so appealing.
Absolutely not. Go sulk around Hot Topic.

Damn. Bill Duke looks like that!?

Let's see you take on Superman, big guy

>praising the performance of someone playing a comic book character

Yeah, I'm sure she's a real tour de force in this movie user.

Supes doesn't stand a chance.

I'm fully convinced until proven otherwise that suicide squads creative director was whoever made these comics. I'm not understanding why people think SS actually looks good

Listen, you fucking cunt. Suicide Squad won the Oscar because Killer Croc is all makeup. Not CGI. So don't look at Suicide Squad and say it doesn't deserve the Oscar for makeup.

That takes me back.

Harley Quinn did this.

Your move.

But that's literally their plan, they grab a couple of prisoners and set them loose to go fight superman or whatever.
There's no way you can make it more complex.

I don't understand the recent obsession with this scene

He introduces a character and harleyquinn acts goofy for a couple of lines. The whole thing is 30 seconds.

How did we get there from here?

Lobo is essentially immortal though, so he can heal from that.

SS won that Oscar because the academy wants to please SJWs. If you cared about more than this stupid company wars bullshit and actually watched the awards you would have noticed that SS was the only nominee whose makeup team wasn't made up entirely of Americans. After winning they made their entire acceptance speech about how awesome migrant workers are. It's the same reason they gave that documentary award to the person Trump wasn't letting in to the country. The academy cares way more about politics than actually artistic merit

Hot Topic is normie central these days you basement dweller.
Mothers and kids go in their to shop for Funko Pops.
The stores don't even play edgy music anymore.

You are such a fucking retard. Go back to your containment shed.

T. Killer Croc

That shit was fucking retarded though. Masashi dropped the ball on pretty much everything near the end, Sasuke especially

t. not a single counter argument

1) Does Harley have super powers in comic book cannon?

2) In the movie, when she bathed in those chemicals, was that supposed to imply that she has super powers? Or did the chemicals just bleach her skin like "puddin'"?

t. didn't watch Star trek beyond

No and no.

most bland, boring, vanilla actor I've ever seen. I forgot he was in the movie and he's one of the main characters

HARLEY QUINN KILLED ROB ZOMBIE!?!

i saw it, it was mostly bland and forgettable background characters that did little to no action.

The reverse to SS which had about 5 of its leads decked out in make-up, both heavy and not, all in action sequences. The underwater croc bit proved just how versatile the work put into the film was.

Neither are good films but SS deserved the oscar.

1) enhanced strength and athleticism, thats it though.

2) No, just bleached the skin.

Makes no sense. Fanfic SJW power Trip.

Originally Rick Flag was going to be the main character cast with Tom Hardy but when Will Smith was brought on, they rewrote the script to make Deadshot a central character.
And of course Hardy was busy with other projects so they ended up with Joel Kinnaman.
And to think Shia Lebeouf was to be cast as Flag's right hand man who was going to have a bigger role before Scott Eastwood was hired instead.
The movie would have been about Hardy and Shia trying to keep the villains in check.

injustice, its fucking terrible and the absolute nadir of the current comics medium.

And yet of course its loved by "fans" everywhere.

>the entire plot and tone of the movie weighed on which big name actors they could get

What a bunch of assholes.

Still better than Civil War

Sasuke was like that since he left the village in the first place though. His whole arc was him growing up and to stop being a bitch. ALso to be the thing moving Naruto forward until Akutski and there plans were revealed.

bullshit Shia and Bane hate each other that's why they got in that fist fight on set for there movie now if shia was deadshot that would of been good

If anyone in-universe can recognize that Harley has plot armor a mile thick, it'd be perfectly reasonable to recruit her for any insurmountable task.

She would beat Doomsday. She just would, and you know it.

>I'm not understanding why people think SS actually looks good
Because Hugo Boss

So she is the Squirrel Girl of DCEU?

ya got me

As a whole Suicide Squad is a pretty boring movie considering it features mostly villains. It's pretty funny they managed to fuck it up that badly.

Is this bait?

Because just like all forms of entertainment, comics are mostly aimed at juvenile audiences.

oh my god

If it's loved by fans everywhere doesn't that mean it's good and you're just a contrarian

why is this bad?Like can someone say anything bad about this scene so that me, an ape can understand this.

Imagine having to act this dialogue without get your face all red from self-counsciousness over how fucking bad it is.

Thank you for posting the Hot Topic Joker that ruined the character for years to come

I haven't seen the movie so I can only speak from this scene alone. Ideally you want to show what your characters are like, rather than directly someone tell the audience what they're like. It seems especially bad here because everything is focused around telling the audience who this character is, there seems to be little other purpose to the scene. The dialogue is especially up front and on the nose to the point of being cringe worthy 'I'd advise not getting killed by her, her swords traps the souls of its victims'. It's just incredibly lazy writing.

>in 90% of this cunts scenes you can see he's visibly trying to hold in laughter when he's speaking to will smith

wtf was this movie

>assemble team of superhumans
>hey, call that girl with abuse issues and a bat
>and get me the number of that guy who keeps a knife or two in his trench coat
>think that'll be enough?
>nah, bring the guy with a gun as well
Bravissimo

every single word they say is literally explaining what the character is about.

Its like reading one of those character profiles on old fighing games.

Its the laziest way of introducing a character, not to mention the fucking AWFULL dialogue is written by a 12 year old, and that attrociously amateur hallmark Channel worthy acting by the sexy refrigerator "IS DAT THE STENCH OF DET"

everything about this scene encapsulates what we were reading when the movie was in production, it looks rushed, convoluted, and it makes pretty obvious they really had reshoots because the final footage was an absolute fucking mess.

This is after she took the 'magic' pills that everyone swallows and they magically get superman level strength

Well, there's the rest of the movie.

youre right, i didnt think about it that way user, thanks for opening up my mind.

Now i realize Justin Beaver is the greatest performer of the first half of the century.

It's incredible how they fucked it up when it could've been so simple. Like putting together a band of expendables to deal with some terrorist threat in a foreign country. They could've made it so the country where Superman rescued Lois was trying some attack on the US as retaliation, and they sent the squad to stop it.

I thought we didn't penalize comic movies for knowing that they're just supposed to be tongue in cheek FUN? It's got flashy visuals, it got quips, it's got sex appeal. Why the inconsistency? Should they have made it a huge money laundering scheme like Homecoming?

It's like showing some Einsestein film and jump ahead to the Catwoman movie.
There were shit comics back then, and there are good comics no.

>Akutski

>Is this the most kino 35 seconds ever captured on celluloid in the entire history of the medium of kino?
fixed for you op

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
*takes a deep breath*
*wipes away tears*
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHA

It's the most clumsily written piece of exposition of all time.

>huge money laundering scheme
Don't forget the weird obsession with Peter Parker and Michael Keaton being BLACKED

>that offensive costume design
>the forced Japanese as though she wouldn't speak English
>literally named Katana
>"her sword traps the souls of her victims"

Fuck me, this is just embarrassing.

Why are you obsessed with racemixing? It's not even like it's BM/WF.

What's the deal with Swedish actors and Southern accents?

conflating a great roll with the millions of idiotic imitations and spinoffs it spawned makes no sense at all.

It's like hating on godfather because of brando "ruining" mob bosses and every fat idiot with a god father shirt or tattoo. Moronic.

>conflating a great roll
Yes Joker is a great "roll". Tom Waits cutting his lips and smacking them is a shitty rendition.

>nadir
What the fuck is this word. Why'd you just drop some random Israeli in the middle of your sentence?

what
tom waits is actually just as good as heath ledger was desu

Leto's Joker didn't set any trends dummy, it's hated because it's unoriginal.

I can agree with that

I think that she's retarded.

She would use Superman's only weakness aside from kryptonite... a deck of MAGIC playing cards!

Hol up
Are we soma kinda suicide squad?

this was the biggest blunder of the script, how did they literally get to that point

This part of the movie was the best for me.
>Here's our team who can take down superman if he goes evil!
>A guy who shoots guns really good, an insane woman with a bat, another guy who shoots good, a rock gym enthusiast, a thief with a boomerang, and some weird alligator guy
The Pyrokinetic would be good for most threats (though notably not Superman) so the only two people on the squad worth a damn were the witch and the woman with the magic sword. I know it's "suicide squad" for a reason but these people are all liability, no upside.
So glaringly bad.

He did a great job though.

>SS won that Oscar because the academy wants to please SJWs.

LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH

I really get the impression that this film was butchered in editing and nobody could do anything to stop it.

I'm gonna read the book sometime and see if that explains it any better. The novelizations tend to elucidate character motivations pretty well.

Last I checked SJWs think Italians are white.