Why aren't you a Norse pagan yet?

Why aren't you a Norse pagan yet?

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Larping is pretty autistic, user

Because i don't want to worship cuck god

>not Roman pagan

I like the roman/hellenic gods more

Besides, they're all the same gods anyway

I'm American and not of Nordic background

I am norse pagan

Because I worship the true gods

Praise horus

Because I'm Celtic. Why would I cuck myself by worshipping another race's god?
I'm agnostic Catholic.

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Because I'm not Norse. I follow the gods of my own people, the Anglo-Saxon gods. If you're not Norse you can't worship Norse gods.

Because the Norse pagans were btfo by Christians

Because multiple gods make no sense.
But I like vikangs art and culture.

Syncretic European Christianity is the way to go lad.

How so?

Problem with "organized" norse paganism (with rituals and the whole thing) is they've mostly been leftists. I think it's some way to get back to the roots or w/e but not come off as a racist (they seem extremely anxious to let people know they are "inclusive", and not racists). Most are just fat neckbeards, or whatever the normie version of that is.

I don't like that attitude, since Vikings worshipped strength over all, so most of the "pagans" would be considered garbage by their standards, I also don't like it because while they may not be racists, I am.

I basically just appreciate the history and lore, got some viking stuff (Thor's hammer, of course), but not much more then that. I think most people do. Why the hell would I want to worship Thor in some weird historically inaccurate ritual with a bunch of idiot LARPers, when I can do it in the temple of iron instead, through action.

Uh, replied to the wrong post. Sorry.

These faggots are Wiccan-tier they doll out gay marriages just for the sake of it and it is like a big badge of honor for them.

Just try mentioning to them how Tacitus claimed their ancestors threw faggots in a bog and watch their mental gymnastics commence. These faggots even banned Germans and Americans from entering said Temple from all the hate mail they received for their fag loving tendencies.

"Lolz white european people aren't allowed in our temple because they don't love homos'"

I will erect a nigstong to these fags.

Those faggots don't even actually worship the Norse Gods, they see them as allegories for human emotion type bullshit, Fucking Wicca Tier faggots.

heil wotan

How is that not literally cultural appropriation?
How can they not see the problem for harassing random wiggers because of their haircut, but see no problem twisting and corrupting ancient cults to their sick fetishes?
I refuse to believe they're so retarded they do not see the double standard here

I wish I could but all of our original works have been pretty much destroyed

>He'll strike you dead with Mjolnar, his hammer
How's that "turning the other cheek" working out for you?

Just stick with AFA and Stephen Mcnallen he is a pretty red pilled Heathen. Also he built a Hof in California. No gay weddings there.

Can a black person be Norse Pagan?

Too bad this is all bullshit and some idiots warped interpretation of the eddas.

>Loki literally goes in a mead hall drunk and says "Hurr Odin is gay, Freya is a whore, and I fucked Tyr and Thor's wife"
>Christcucks, wiccans, and SJWs take this as literal and as if the God of deceit is telling the truth this time.

I bet the next time a kid on xbox live calls you gay and that he fucked your mom that makes it true huh?

no

>he's actually defending cuckoldry

Because I'm White, not a gook.

McNallen is a fucking retard. Just because he is pagan and racist at the same time doesn't mean he is wise

Why is he "retarded"

Hey dude I fucked your wife

Lolz you are a cuckold because I said I fucked your wife that means it true. Lets all point and laugh at the cuckold everybody.

Loki never fucked anyone's wife he was drunk, angry, and just wanted to talk shit.

>I don't literally worship cucks they're just pretending to be cucks

Norse and Anglo-Saxon gods are the same

You need to work on your reading comprehension. The story that the person was shittly interpreting had Loki arrive in the mead hall obviously making outlandish claims about how he fucked Thor's wife. If you read the Eddic Poem it is obvious to all who are not mentally ill and who have an IQ above 100.

>Why would the god of lies tell a lie

This is the whole basis of your argument it relies on the god of deceit's testimony you fucking retard.

Christ literally washed men's feet and kissed men that is pretty gay.

Pagans are the absolute most embarrassing bunch of religiousfags

bro it's fine if you want to be a cuckold but you literally don't have to worship cuck gods. that's taking your cuckoldry too far

Lolz with these comment I know you are twelve and weakly attempting to troll.

My Lord died for me, so I will defend his will until my dieing breath you heathen. Repent or burn.

t. cuckold

We won

Best not offend the jewish christ fags m8. They'll never truly adopt a white religion.

Couple of things:

1. There's is almost no Pre-Christian written records of Norse Paganism

2. The few written records we do have were created by Christian converts after Christianity had taken over

3. The idea that you could reconstruct a religion like Norse Paganism from a combination of no written records and the written records of the religions chief enemies is asinine and stupid

To put this into context imagine an alternate universe where the bible was never written and the only written record you had of Christianity was a small handful of writings by several Satanists. Now imagine someone in that alternate universe attempting to be a Christian based on this.

To make matters worse modern Norse Pagans "fill in the blanks" by referencing either fantasy works such as the Lord of the Rings and Conan the Barbarian or new age religions like Wicca.

I say all this as someone whose family is Scandinavian all the way back and who has a extremely deep interest in Pre-Christian European culture and religion. Nothing is more retarded or cringe inducing than modern Norse Paganism.

Keep worshipping a desert god, goy. Remember Israel is your greatest ally.

Just ignore your roots and listen to us tell you have your ancestor's gods were cucks. Yes good goy.

>Why aren't you a Norse pagan yet?
I do not know. Can you even convert to Norse paganism?

Do you know how many revisions the New Testament has been through? You know how many Pagan elements were injected into Christianity to make it more appealing. The Christianity you follow aint the same as the one taught by Jesus.

>god
>ancestors
>roots

>worships abstract cuckoldry
>calls me Jewish

Isreal is the synagogue of Satan and will be cleansed in holy fire like all heathen scum

Keep spreading that jewish gospel.

you're the only one in this argument that's mentioned Christianity, Jews, or gospels

stay cucked

You wont do shit Christians are the ultimate cucks. You fuckers were too busy killing other Europeans just because they were Pagans or not the same brand of Christians you were while Moors raped parts of Europe. Took you hundred years to even retaliate.

What?

Find a new word there, kid?

Every post contains the word "cuck" you sure seemed obsessed by "Cuckoldry"

Yes, yes, and I'm not a Christian (or interested in talking about it). Just making a post to counter balance the Pagan LARP faggots on here who think they can reconstruct Norse Paganism from literally nothing and a combination of extremely biased Christian documentation (with some Tolkien and Wicca for good measure).

There a bazillion pagan beliefs why choose norse. I'm sure there are way more interesting ones to pick up.

Cause you know the idea of Volkisch religions is to you know follow the religion of your Volk.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thou_shalt_have_no_other_gods_before_me

One day you will see

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Youre crazy
The church has opposed communism since its foundation and supported every anti-marxist insurrection

How you follow something that literally has ZERO followers. Thats like being a fan of a character in a indie game and writing fan fiction about him/her. Nobody gives a fuck besides the gay wierd dude that wants you to write sex scenes.

That's pretty badass.
I'd probably convert if the temple was near me

Asatru has experienced a huge surge in recent years. I have met in my personal life a shit ton of them without seeking them out.

Communism is not charity senpai it is theft

And thats is only for christians
The old testament explicitly tells Christians to defend their faith and justified the taking of Palestine from their former (heretical) owners
Theres a line between usury condemnation and anti capitalism
Usury is degenerate and created 21st century degeneracy

>My Lord died for me
What did you do that required that?

He gave us a chance to redeem ourselves from sin so that we may enter heaven

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Of course! They always were competing for control.
"The worst thing to a socialist is to live under control of socialists which are not their friends" someone said.
It's the same thing to christians and why they fought between sects as well as against communism.
But look now at your pope visiting Cuba.

Burguer please
Your country is already embarrassing enough as it is for a "first world" nation

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This pope is the anti-christ
Vide Joao Paulo segundo last good pope

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Paganism was sadly destroyed and the only paganism that exists in modern times is 1970's hippie revival shit. Its not real. It would be cool, to connect to our real religion, and not some jew cult, but it is sadly impossible.

Nice comeback 100% bure arian nordic fellow :DDD

Go kiss some refugee's feet you fucking cuck.

This.

It's dead. If anything Ragnarok already happened or is happening.

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>portestantism
The (holy) catholic church is strict when it comes to priest selection

>Worshipping a Jew from the middle east
>Being this blue pilled

Paganism was so good it got wiped out by some shitty desert cult

when will theists learn they're all tards?

Yup it only hires pedophiles.

Usury condemnation only benifited the jew, which weren't affected to christian laws. They were just exiled from times to times, richer and richer, coming back in the next generation.
You opened the doors for the nose.

He didnt "fuck" her
Why would a divine being need to physically impregnate someone

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Original sin, basically God was mad our ancestors disobeyed him, and punished them and their progeny. Jesus died to show how much he loved humanity. He died to anyone for the original sin of man.

I don't know you're a cuck and it doesn't have much merit when cucks call other cucks cucks, cuck.

Usury condemnation literally justified the pogroms which you never heard of
Go search for it, ill wait

This tbqh. I went through a pagan phase after my edgy atheist phase and even though I was unfaithful Christ carried me through that, he is the one true God when you talk to the sky or a statue or a tree you're talking to no one, and deep down you know that you just wanna be a pagan because you think it's cool.

>worships thor, a drunk cuck
>worships anothee cuck Odin, blind faggot that raised his wifes son (loki) that ultimately wouls cause his death
Top LeL larper get a hold of your self

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Someone missed sunday school
Go be a bedora dipper in tumblr or reddit

>tfw both grandparents on mothers side came from Sweden
>tfw both grandparents on fathers side came from Norway
>tfw will always be a circumcised amerifat raised as a Christian and lumped in with the rest of the hodgepodge of mongrel Americans

Sunday School? Isn't that where the kids on the short bus went?

>LARPagans and Christfags thinking they're better than one another

No smart comeback? :^)
Comeon burguer
Theres a smart comeback somewhere beneath your layers of grease

I see no problem with people having a proud and strong belief system. Sure beats being a Muslim.
Maybe you stupid fucks should stop arguing between yourselves like niggers and start acting like white men.