YOU DONT WANT TO FUCKING KNOW

YOU DONT WANT TO FUCKING KNOW

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Haha.

"Fucking."

That cartoon just said THE F WORD

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

poopy

So like why is the toilet paper alive? I thought this was about food. Are certain objects sentient only when convenient to the movie (or in this case, just as a joke)?

It's a shame that such a pleasant design like this is wasted on FOOD WEED LMAO.

I think it's all common grocery store items that are sentient.

And...a douche.

Reminder that this film began when Rogan and a buddy were getting high and watching Toy Story and thinking of how fucked up that can get.

Reminder that he's going into pseudo-philosophical bullshit about it being a strike back against kids movies teaching people that everything has meaning, and it will define what atheism really is.

Reminder that the Jewish foods moved into the Arab food section after the German foods tried to kill them, resulting in a war of survival between the two.

Reminder that a fair portion of the movie is going to be spent on how a taco is a lesbian because she doesn't want to be filled with meat.

Reminder that a large chunk of the movie is an orgy made to top Team America. Rogan figured out they wouldn't get an NC-17 rating for what is basically hardcore porn if it was food, and decided to make it a significant amount of time.

Reminder that even the guy who played Borat and Bruno was horrified at what he saw.

Are we getting a quiz or something?

>and it will define what atheism really is.
Atheism is just the lack of belief in a deity, I don't really see why he needs to try to put a big 2deep4u spin on it, especially in a movie that will mostly be watched by stoner retards and 12 year olds.

Also,
>Reminder that a fair portion of the movie is going to be spent on how a taco is a lesbian because she doesn't want to be filled with meat.
Are these people even fucking trying?

This whole movie is just going to have the f word in every sentence isn't it?

>Reminder that a large chunk of the movie is an orgy made to top Team America. Rogan figured out they wouldn't get an NC-17 rating for what is basically hardcore porn if it was food, and decided to make it a significant amount of time.
>Reminder that even the guy who played Borat and Bruno was horrified at what he saw.

Wow...really?

>There will be no porn of this woman
>Instead we'll get hotdog bun porn

Fuck this movie

in... what way is that design remotely pleasant

So what's the name of this thing?

>Reminder that he's going into pseudo-philosophical bullshit about it being a strike back against kids movies teaching people that everything has meaning, and it will define what atheism really is.
>Reminder that a large chunk of the movie is an orgy made to top Team America. Rogan figured out they wouldn't get an NC-17 rating for what is basically hardcore porn if it was food, and decided to make it a significant amount of time.
>Reminder that even the guy who played Borat and Bruno was horrified at what he saw.

Every day we drift further from god's light,

Salami Festivities

>Reminder that a large chunk of the movie is an orgy made to top Team America. Rogan figured out they wouldn't get an NC-17 rating for what is basically hardcore porn if it was food, and decided to make it a significant amount of time
>Reminder that even the guy who played Borat and Bruno was horrified at what he saw.
>Reminder that the Jewish foods moved into the Arab food section after the German foods tried to kill them, resulting in a war of survival between the two.

Jesus christ

hot dog celebration

I read the entire script and that's pretty much the case.

hot dog hoedown

>Reminder that the Jewish foods moved into the Arab food section after the German foods tried to kill them, resulting in a war of survival between the two.
Wow, it's like a very subtle analogy!

Is Seth Rogen still a draw?

Because I really can't tell if this has what it takes to dethrone SS or not...

Sausage Party is the Conker's Bad Fur Day of animated movies, except not funny and not clever.

Why is this giving me Rareware vibes?

T H I C C

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Goetta Get-together

I want to sniff that crotch!

If anyones curious here's the script. wikileaks.org/sony/docs/03_03/Mktrsch/Market Research/Scripts/Sausage Party.pdf
Apparently it's mostly the same with a few changes like the Orgy scene being moved to before the climax

>Orgy scene
>before the climax

Uhuhuhuhuhuhu....

A Load of Bologna

>Rogan figured out they wouldn't get an NC-17 rating for what is basically hardcore porn if it was food

I still don't understand this. Does the MPAA have a secret food fetish or something? Why does anthropomorphic food get a pass but not puppets or anything else?

>wiener gettogether
>andouille event
>kielbasa conferrence
>salami meetup
>frankfurter convention

a total fucking piece of shit

Bratwurst Bash

Food Fight 2

>Reminder that even the guy who played Borat and Bruno was horrified at what he saw.
That's gotta be real bad.

Food isn't inherently sexual. Putting a cock and balls on a pita loaf gets a pass because it's not something that exists in real life and is just silly, not sexual.

Sounds like a whole lot of hype for a whole lot of nothing. Don't be such a pansy

Foodfuck

>Why does anthropomorphic food get a pass but not puppets or anything else?
Because it's fucking food. Puppets resemble humans and have genitals and tits and shit. A hot dog sliding into a hot dog bun is not fucking porn. Plus it's outlandish as hell. It's like the South Park episode where they said "shit" 200 times and it became so over the top they let it air.

>Reminder that the Jewish foods moved into the Arab food section after the German foods tried to kill them, resulting in a war of survival between the two.
kek

>Reminder that even the guy who played Borat and Bruno was horrified at what he saw.
How far does this fucking rabbit hole go?
Also.
>non-pershiables food items being their since 1950's
>two of those three items show in that scene would have gone bad if their that old.
> even then, Firewater would have been removed by store owners after a point.
It's as if they are writing to manchildren.

you also forgot that Regan laughed when he heard that his shit movie played in front of a kids movie.
Though it was pretty funny to laugh at the theaters mistakes.

>have genitals and tits and shit
Unless you make them like barbies.

>Reminder that even the guy who played Borat and Bruno was horrified at what he saw.

>his shit movie played in front of a kids movie
Source?

I have the vaguest feeling that when this movie comes out, that Sup Forums is going to eat it's hat.

>I don't really see why he needs to try to put a big 2deep4u spin on it
Because he's a talentless hack who likes to pretend he's an intellectual.

Reminder that this movie will be a smash hit, and inspire a decade's worth of copycats, just like what happened with Shrek.

it was the trailer in front of finding Dory.
ew.com/article/2016/06/29/theater-plays-sausage-party-trailer-before-finding-dory-apologizes.
also
>Seth Rogan says he has been working on this movie for 10 years.
youtube.com/watch?v=YG9mGkTn3eI

Everyone read the script, it's bad.

...

...

>Los Angeles 4:20 pm, inside a well-off apartment
>Sublime - What I Really Want to Know playing
>*bong rip*
>Seth Rogen: *cough cough* Alright dude your turn and yo, gimme some more of them baby carrots.
>James Franco: Dude have you ever thought if like *bong rip* *cough* dude like if food has feelings?
>Evan Goldberg just starts laughing lightly
>Seth Rogen: Hahahaha what like if it feels when I chew it and like cook it and shit? Hahaha duuude that's fucked up.
>Evan Goldberg after ripping a fat one: Dude let's write a movie about that.
>Seth Rogen: NO DUDE YEAH and like it will be animated and Rated R and shit I'm so fucking tired of Disney dude, let me call Columbia.
>Dave Franco: What dude like, -heheheh- the country?
>Seth Rogen: Dude hello? Schlomo? Yeah it's me Seth, dude WE GOT A GREAT IDEA WE'RE GONNA MAKE AN ANIMATED MOVIE ABOUT FOOD THAT FEELS AND SHIT AND THEY'RE GONNA SWEAR AND THE HOT DOG IS GONNA FUCK THE BUN AND what? Of course I'm high dude. Yeah, uh huh? Ok just wire me the money dude.
>Evan Goldberg: NICE DUDE what will we name it?
>James Franco: Munchies 4 Weed dude
>Seth Rogen: What's that thing Michael said when I told him Elizabeth and Aubrey wouldn't make it?
>Michael Cera comes out of the bathroom.
>Michael Cera: Dude this party is such a fucking sausage fest.
>Seth Rogen: DUDE YEAH THATS IT! SAUSAGE FEST FUCKIN PARTY! HAHA
>James Franco: dude lmao

>eat it is hat

I wouldn't worry too much, seeing how it South Park's movie didn't do shit for adult cartoons, even though it was successful.

>Reminder that even the guy who played Borat and Bruno was horrified at what he saw.
That's it, it'll be the worst thing ever. And we couldn't stop it.

>he is not lying about the orgy
>they are going to put that on the theatre release
>normal people will watch it

they will just let them do that?

Wenie Hut

yes because, like other people have points out, to the MPAA, if it's not human looking it, it's R-rated material.

If Best Korea can't kill Seth Rogen for The Interview, what can?

>Reminder that even the guy who played Borat and Bruno was horrified at what he saw.

What significance is this? Borat was just a movie about some guy pretending to be a foreigner and Bruno is, let's see, something about a gay guy? Why would their opinions matter here?

/thread

Haggis hullabaloo

> I don't know what either of these mean but here's my opinions

how about you watch them or shut the fuck up before buttsquirting another post

Edgy Tales.

Weiner extravaganza

nuclear holocaust?

We have a winner.

>Reminder that a large chunk of the movie is an orgy made to top Team America. Rogan figured out they wouldn't get an NC-17 rating for what is basically hardcore porn if it was food, and decided to make it a significant amount of time.

that's hilarious

you're really good at this marketing thing, i hope they pay you well

Do you think anyone will masturbate to this movie?

Holy shit, you guys weren't kidding

Souths Park movie flopped. Hell and Back flopped.

Raunchy big screen cartoon movies where the big draw is A Cartoon Says Fuck will never be successful. You can rest in ease.

>GO FRANK! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

People were paid to write this. People were paid to say these lines. People are going to pay to watch it.

What is and isn't sentient in this movie?

This should crush all hopeful screenwriters respect for the profession.

>Reminder that even the guy who played Borat and Bruno was horrified at what he saw.

>Souths Park movie flopped

All that sounds...low key, pretty awesome.

Get out of here Seth

Fat faggot. Fat faggot! FAT FAGGOT!!

We've got a fat faggot over here!!!

>Reminder that even the guy who played Borat and Bruno was horrified at what he saw.
But he loved it too.

>Reminder that the Jewish foods moved into the Arab food section after the German foods tried to kill them, resulting in a war of survival between the two.
How is this not funny?

Ah SETH Rogen. I know nothing about this movie, and when I saw Rogan I thought it was Joe Rogan and I thought he really must have fallen on hard times. Makes sense now.

>writing a major film is falling on hard times from being a marginally successful comedian
This basically demonstrates how warded Sup Forums's perspective on this film is

>south park movies flopped
Uh...

>someone had to animate food genitals to pay their bills

This is going to be 3D kino and you guys are going to eat your words.

I mean it is a movie and the creators have full artistic merit over them. If I didn't like the creators view points, i'd just not watch it...

Everyone's "seen" it from reading the script.

It's a stoner movie about food. It's not funny.

The orgy didn't even give me a boner.

lol

But this has Jew Rogen in it. It's guaranteed to succeed and imprint in the minds of the retarded general public.

i'm guessing it doesn't make sense. Unless the humans moved the Jewish food to the "Arab section", why would food care?
Hint: really crappy and forced commentary about being Jewish in the 20th century.

What part of that is a joke? It's literally just

>DUDE HISTORY LMAO

It's regurgitating things you already know but with talking food

>Reminder that even the guy who played Borat and Bruno was horrified at what he saw

Pot meet kettle.

>there will be no porn of this woman

not him but im getting a rareware vibe off this, which are always charming