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intergalactic playboy edition

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dunnadunanunna

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Are there any downsides to a hapa gf?

I want to pound her holes.

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where is she, lads?

Needs to be blacked

USA USA USA

viscerally unhappy that reddit man is putting a car in space
it's just vulgar. i can't stand vulgarity. Britain should bring back her space program just to blast that embarrassment out of orbit.

does that insufferable beaner still post here

killed by her parents, entire country knows this

Heaven or Las Vegas?

One question. This alien on the pic is real?

sophie

why won't americans just admit they're a mestizo country like chile or whatever

Yeah I can see why. Do you find Spanish food salty? For some reason whenever I go back everything seems a lot saltier

>phone interview in 11 hours

he doesnt have much confidence in it. says theres a 50/50 chance of it blowing up

are you that engineering lad? good luck mate

Good luck lad. I hate them but just remember it probably isn't the end of the world if it goes wrong

unless they're mental, no

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kiss my face

No, Spanish cuisine (if properly prepared) has the perfect amount of salt. You do things wrong, not us.

So anxious
Feel like I might vomit

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why's that la?

yes

what do they usually ask

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It's snowy outside my window

It was Spanish food you mong

imagine if we sent a nuke up and popped it hahaha reckon the rest of the world wouldnt handle it well

where do you live

if there is a god it will blow up every time they try

7% seems a bit low 2bh

hmmm

We need a good war. It's unnatural to go for so long without one.

Big honking sweaty arses rubbing it up, rubbing it up, rubbing it down all over your face

Calculate the entropy
Bitter path in front of me
Oh neither friend or enemy
Leave me lonely

it's seriously like reading a post from a hispanic country down to the racial signalling
everywhere in the americas is the same

dont know what im posting

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uploaded some videos lads, check em out

Barely a yank in sight. I like that

The Spanish food we sell to the "turistas de borrachera" (literally drunken tourists) is literally shit. We reserve the real food for cultural tourists (French, Italian, Japanese)

howdy pardner

where is he, lads?

*enters the thread*

Doing a presentation on Wednesday

The cities swarm with swarthy hordes
Theyre laughing in the house of lords

oh dear

I go to sleep guys, tomorrow I need to wake up early to sleep siesta. Good night Brits.

cia nigger head quarters along with hitler, jfk, hoffa, stalin etc.

pooey fart bum arse wank, willy poo

Nothing wrong with Americans

FOY

Never liked presentations, what's it on?

might have a sleep

the universe and my brain are indicating that these are prime sleeping hours

Countless things wrong with Americans

bloody 'ell the memes are real?

My mum is Spanish you dumb arse. We had the same food as the rest of the family.

drop the proxy yank

drink a little before hand?

Going downstairs after my drunk mom is asleep and making a cheeky peanut butter and jelly sandwich

muh heritage

the 'rents

don't like weebs

i thought brits don't have peanut butter

killing myself bye

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My coworkers were pretty impressed and intrigued that I didn't watch the big Sportsball game yesterday.

why's it so hard for me to kill myself? just stick a knife somewhere vital. why am I so fucking pathetic and weak, jesus christ

good lad

Will find a girl to marry and have kids with sometime in the next decade

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I'd rather not be descended from Galician commie peasant farmers desu

the gf

choon youtube.com/watch?v=12vh55_1ul8

I watched the second half
Was a good match tbqh

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wait, can you repeat the question?

memorised all of this when I was like 10 or whatever

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because you still have a primal instinct to survive

how do I get over that?

used to be ambivalent but i'm really starting to hate them

branston pickle pork pies

churchill did nothing wrong. he was a man of the times. simple as

yo suicido
adios amigo

Become Russian

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dunno, decades of mediation with buddhist monks maybe

kek

before you commit such atrocity
can you repeat the question?

we need you on /brit/ la

thanks, i just got promoted!

wonder if Alan is any fun irl or if he's a stiff normoid

That's a butt hole

anime

Thoughts?

Churchill of course is no stranger to counterfeit art: in dire financial straits in the 1930s he took to faking the paintings of the deceased French impressionist Charles Maurin because Maurin's signature sold somewhat better in the Left Bank boutiques in those days than did his own.
President Franklin D Roosevelt spotted the little deception, and wrote him a joshing letter about it in February 1942. For some reason those letters never made it into the official volumes of Churchill Roosevelt correspondence -- an omission I have rectified in "Churchill's War", vol. ii: "Triumph in Adversity". Now that's Real History. Spreads like Butter.