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dunnadunanunna
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Are there any downsides to a hapa gf?
I want to pound her holes.
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where is she, lads?
Needs to be blacked
USA USA USA
viscerally unhappy that reddit man is putting a car in space
it's just vulgar. i can't stand vulgarity. Britain should bring back her space program just to blast that embarrassment out of orbit.
does that insufferable beaner still post here
killed by her parents, entire country knows this
Heaven or Las Vegas?
One question. This alien on the pic is real?
sophie
why won't americans just admit they're a mestizo country like chile or whatever
Yeah I can see why. Do you find Spanish food salty? For some reason whenever I go back everything seems a lot saltier
>phone interview in 11 hours
he doesnt have much confidence in it. says theres a 50/50 chance of it blowing up
are you that engineering lad? good luck mate
Good luck lad. I hate them but just remember it probably isn't the end of the world if it goes wrong
unless they're mental, no
kiss my face
No, Spanish cuisine (if properly prepared) has the perfect amount of salt. You do things wrong, not us.
So anxious
Feel like I might vomit
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why's that la?
yes
what do they usually ask
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It's snowy outside my window
It was Spanish food you mong
imagine if we sent a nuke up and popped it hahaha reckon the rest of the world wouldnt handle it well
where do you live
if there is a god it will blow up every time they try
7% seems a bit low 2bh
hmmm
We need a good war. It's unnatural to go for so long without one.
Big honking sweaty arses rubbing it up, rubbing it up, rubbing it down all over your face
Calculate the entropy
Bitter path in front of me
Oh neither friend or enemy
Leave me lonely
it's seriously like reading a post from a hispanic country down to the racial signalling
everywhere in the americas is the same
dont know what im posting
youtube.com
uploaded some videos lads, check em out
Barely a yank in sight. I like that
The Spanish food we sell to the "turistas de borrachera" (literally drunken tourists) is literally shit. We reserve the real food for cultural tourists (French, Italian, Japanese)
howdy pardner
where is he, lads?
*enters the thread*
Doing a presentation on Wednesday
The cities swarm with swarthy hordes
Theyre laughing in the house of lords
oh dear
I go to sleep guys, tomorrow I need to wake up early to sleep siesta. Good night Brits.
cia nigger head quarters along with hitler, jfk, hoffa, stalin etc.
pooey fart bum arse wank, willy poo
Nothing wrong with Americans
FOY
Never liked presentations, what's it on?
might have a sleep
the universe and my brain are indicating that these are prime sleeping hours
Countless things wrong with Americans
bloody 'ell the memes are real?
My mum is Spanish you dumb arse. We had the same food as the rest of the family.
drop the proxy yank
drink a little before hand?
Going downstairs after my drunk mom is asleep and making a cheeky peanut butter and jelly sandwich
muh heritage
the 'rents
don't like weebs
i thought brits don't have peanut butter
killing myself bye
My coworkers were pretty impressed and intrigued that I didn't watch the big Sportsball game yesterday.
why's it so hard for me to kill myself? just stick a knife somewhere vital. why am I so fucking pathetic and weak, jesus christ
good lad
Will find a girl to marry and have kids with sometime in the next decade
I'd rather not be descended from Galician commie peasant farmers desu
the gf
I watched the second half
Was a good match tbqh
wait, can you repeat the question?
memorised all of this when I was like 10 or whatever
my personal favourite youtube.com
because you still have a primal instinct to survive
how do I get over that?
used to be ambivalent but i'm really starting to hate them
branston pickle pork pies
churchill did nothing wrong. he was a man of the times. simple as
yo suicido
adios amigo
Become Russian
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dunno, decades of mediation with buddhist monks maybe
kek
before you commit such atrocity
can you repeat the question?
we need you on /brit/ la
thanks, i just got promoted!
wonder if Alan is any fun irl or if he's a stiff normoid
That's a butt hole
anime
Thoughts?
Churchill of course is no stranger to counterfeit art: in dire financial straits in the 1930s he took to faking the paintings of the deceased French impressionist Charles Maurin because Maurin's signature sold somewhat better in the Left Bank boutiques in those days than did his own.
President Franklin D Roosevelt spotted the little deception, and wrote him a joshing letter about it in February 1942. For some reason those letters never made it into the official volumes of Churchill Roosevelt correspondence -- an omission I have rectified in "Churchill's War", vol. ii: "Triumph in Adversity". Now that's Real History. Spreads like Butter.