/brit/

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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LOL: Loyal Orange Lodge
WTF: Waste Taig Fuckers
BRB: Billy at the River Boyne
BAKA: Sending Mary-worshippers Home

hair metal objectively IS for middle aged women, these coked-out benders were LITERALLY the One Direction of the 80s and are UNIVERSALLY derided as boring, middle of the road shit, by EVERYONE except YOU

NOTHING your shitty pop-metal boyfriends EVER did comes remotely close to pic related and you're literally retarded, delusional and probably bent if you think otherwise.
Consider fucking off to /cum/.

2019 is the year of the gf lads

waiting for the markets to crash fully so I can buy in at a low point

Who here No Fap?

Is wacky bruce in the house tonight?

what goes down must come up

THAILAD
DUNNA DUNNA
YOU GONNA DIE LAD
DIE DIE DIE FUCKING
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!

went down on your ma and i never came back up haha nice

>BAKA: Sending Mary-worshippers Home
umm, *ahem* excuse me?

Music was great in the 2000's

I've gotten the floor wrong twice now.

what about the uks share of global gdp?

what goes up must go down

the game was rigged from the start

any mick man in?

forgot about 4cancer filters
BAKA: Sending Mary-worshippers Home

you dont earn trust by telling everyone how great you are
you earn it by telling people the hard stuff

*unfurls Willy*

listening to the cure

s󠀦m󠀦h at this

which album?

BAKA: Bad At Koming up with Acronyms

how many wives would I acquire from setting foot on the indian subcontinent for 0.5 femtoseconds with my american passport?

Opened a short position @7200 . Sadly it was testnet

any turtle man in?

disintegration. i like pornography and seventeen seconds as well

I listen to 80's Metal

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Really weird how much Hong Kong feels like the UK
I was doing the virgin walk and noticed how the pavement was made of bricks, the the railing at a crossing looked like railing you'd see at a crossing in the UK
I then went into 7-11, competed my entire transaction in English then the assistant said "thank you" and "bye bye" when I left, which never happens in mainland China
There's also no spitting on the streets, very few smokers, loads of locals speaking English, and loads of foreigners

It's almost like if Hong Kong used to be an overseas territory of the UK

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im the same ethnicity as turtle

>whites post "i hate muslim"
>someone posts "how to get a virgin wife"
>whites post "only islam is answer"

LOL

don't know how anyone who believes this can function in day to day life

not actually that funny when you think about it

Any stox man in?

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hong kong IS british sweetie x

hate Muslims because their gods are foreign
its simple as that really

this is not true and you know it

Today's ASMR
youtube.com/watch?v=tTswTRQpzXQ

I'd had it up to HERE *raises hand* with the number of yanks in this thread *lowers hand*

warning: yank overload

Tiny brain: I want a wife
Medium brain: I want a husband
Large brain: I don't need a wife
Ascended brain: I only need a waifu

Imagine being SO thick you UNIRONICALLY (in a serious manner) enjoy calcifying your pineal gland with Twisted Sister

Britain fucked their shit up,not sure what to feel about this

Britain died in 1688.

the qings started it by banning opium

emma

>boxer rebellion was 118 years ago

why were the qings so retarded?

>girl spends hours telling me she doesn't live her boyfriend
>doesn't even like him
>wants the relationship over
>ends with "but I'll just go with it and see what happens"
Can't tell if she's more retarded for saying all that or if I'm more retarded for listening.

Good post.

1776 AMERICA DECLARED ITS INDEPENDENCE

having the fantasy where i save the railways from beeching again

hey hey
ho ho
theresa may has got to go

>An informal online poll by a Hong Kong newspaper inspired by a recent referendum in the Falkland Islands shows that 92 percent of readers who voted think Hong Kongers would prefer a return to British rule.
Based Honkies

Yes hello

desu the army of Lichtenstein could have occupied the entirety of China

Hey ho, let's go! hey ho, let's go!
Hey ho, let's go! hey ho, let's go!

They're forming in straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The blitzkrieg bop

>1997 was 30 years ago

women don't fall in love like men do. they wait for a man to fall in love with them, then decide if it's worth while to get committed

>Mayweather beat McGregor
>Eagles beat Patriots
Face it racists, you've lost.

drumpf impeachment incoming

She's literally already decided she doesn't want to commit. She's just with him cuz she's used to it and doesn't want to make him feel bad by breaking up with him

Fucking brain dead bint

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Don't forget when r/asianmasculinity beat the closeted klan member and trump supporter Sandgren

>he doesn't consume 1 kg of high-fructose corn syrup on a daily basis

lmao thinlet yuros, are you even trying?

the trick with women is to assert your dominance with them as quickly as possible

I know you're shitposting but it's pretty nuts that people actually think like this.

*slaps my cock on your lips*

>make him sound evil

>Irish """"""""""""men""""""""""""

What kind of emotions do women have?

this i usually chain them up in a cellar and after a while they come around

fake ones designed to get male attention

Can I move to England?

the feely kind

A swift kick to the chin should suffice

nesting instinct
BABIES!!!
protection
socialising

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iirc the survey was placed in a pro-democracy pro-uk paper so take the results with a grain of salt
Most pro-democracy advocates would rather have full independence, then there is a minority of people who want to become a temporary protectorate of the UK whilst they sort out independence, and a tiny minority (like a few hundred) who want to return to complete UK rule.
But, everyone in the pro-democracy camp knows independence is merely a dream at the moment because there would need to be massive changes in Beijing for high level independence discussions to even happen
t. Had an assignment on Hong Kong

yes, not sure why though

Weaponised

Think I'll puke if I have anything else to drink.

youtu.be/PIb6AZdTr-A

*takes a long whiff of paint*
*removes head from microwave*
Ah yes, the neurons are thoroughly nuked. Time to pop on a bit of the 'sted 'ster. Only their pre-1990 releases, obviously. Everyone knows ALL music made after the 80s is shit.

He does not know de way

more granular ones than you will ever have, human males dont even really understand empathy until late 20s or they have children.

hate anime in all its forms

HEY
HO
LET'S GO

about this many

My ancestors should never have gotten on that boat 400 years ago, that is why.
America will cease being a white nation soon, once I have enough money saved I am out of here.

stop this

tbf twisted sister have that one good song i can't remember the name of

Crazy how Sup Forums went from having extremely strict moderation to none at all.

It was the South China Morning Post if that helps you r. Of course it'll never happen with the state of the current regime.

what if black panther is actually a politically neutral film

Guess I was wrong then
I could have sworn it was some tiny newspaper