Star Trek General - /trek/

>Your men are incompetent! They let themselves get taken over by a bunch of Cardies in chains and cages!
>The situation's never been contemplated... >Well, you better start contemplating, Julian,
'cause this is a situation that needs to get unfucked right now!

I just watched TNG: S1E7: Justice.
Am I getting something wrong here? I mean yeah the "God" let them rescue Wesley, but as they stated it directly violates the prime directive, as they are effectively breaking the laws of another planet and interfering with their shit. Wouldn't they all get shitcanned?

It's just season 1 m8 there is nothing to extract from it except, maybe, some laugh at the bongo bongo episode and hatred toward wesley

What's his power level in ST compared to others?

>Did you hear? Keiko is having another baby!
>Worf: N-now?

one of the best jokes in Star Trek desu

Ah, who is going to stop them.
Picard did the right thing, it was a fucking stupid law anyway.

Well, they brought it up in the first place. "We can't just kidnap him back and fuck off, it goes against the PD and we'll get sacked" but then at the end they just say "Our law > your law" and fuck off with him anyway. what the actual fuck?

Your concern is touching, but unnecessary.

Picard does get called on it at one point but the person doing it made the mistake of also being wrong about something else so it got swept under the rug as it were. Although there are some changes in the characters, early TNG was Roddenberry's baby and there are a few instances like that of him behaving more like Kirk than Picard. Probably another recycled script.

>Dr. Bashir, I'm section 31.

O'Brien had served aboard a half dozen starships, participated in 235 separate combat engagements, and been decorated by Starfleet on fifteen occasions. He took out Garak, a highly trained Obsidian Order operative, who was also under the effects of a steroids and rage drugs cocktail. He solo'd an entire platoon of Jem'Hadar while arguing with Julian about whether they should stay.

He's a man you wouldn't want to trifle with.

Dont forget that time he fucked Worfs shit up

That episode made no fucking sense. They were violating the prime directive the minute they beamed down to the planet. What Wesley did was nothing in comparison to say Picard taking one of the natives into space so she could see her "God" face to face.

>Colm Meany
>actually a mean guy in many of his roles

Huh.

>That time the Cardassians kidnapped him, pulled out some teeth, lasered his eyes and all he would tell them is that his name is Miles Edward O'Brien and he's a Citizen of The Federation

There is no way this man didn't work for Starfleet Intelligence.

Outranked by everybody he knows.
>captain Riker
>captain LaForge
>captain Crusher
>captain Nog
>captain Dax

Star Fleet really couldn't give a fuck about its own people. O'Brien was tortured with 20 fucking years of brutal incarceration, and all they do is send him to a therapist.

>Y-you can't murder me, I-I outrank you!

>inviting a spoonhead into your home when you damn know the history your husband has with them

what the fuck was her problem?

my theory is that she hated Miles and wanted to trigger his PTSD.

>math teacher in high school talking about TI 83 vs 84
>"the TI 84 is basically Star Trek The Next Generation - it looks prettier and costs more, but in the end it's pretty much the same thing"

she was Bi and a threesome with a pregnant Kira was a fantasy of hers

Name a better friendship in Star Trek

Did any other friendships actually grow during the series? O'Brien didn't even start being able to tolerate Bashir's presence until Armageddon Game.

People may impulsively want to mention Voyager, but aside from a few random episodes, the Maquis were basically indistinguishable from Starfleet.

Kirk and Spock

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Ro Larren would be a good example.

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

Who did nothing wrong?

Dukat did nothing wrong

None of those people were Captains in the real timeline, only aborted futures, or parallel universe in the case of Riker.

Who did she become friends with though? Picard just stopped disrespecting her at every opportunity.

Hes the st equivalent of the bulletproof sarge. Taking into account the capabilities of those he has taken on he is basically superhuman. He runs purely on caffeine, high blood pressure, and violent fantasies.

The man is a machine. Plain and simple. I wouldnt be surprised if there are some klingons singing about him on Kronos right now.

I had a dream DS9, stood for Dick Suck 9, and Bashir and Garak had to suck off every man on the space station because of some space virus

what the fuck is going on over at CBS
this is full-on retarded

until he fugged Winn
although I guess you can't really blame the guy, he WAS driven insane by losing everything and watching his homeland get turned into a powerless puppet state used as nothing more than cannon fodder for the Dominion

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forgot pic

>Sticking your spoon dick in crazy
>Nothing wrong

That's Bryan Fuller's fetish, female characters with male names. See Pushing Daisies, Dead Like Me.

At first she hated basically everyone, she didn't become a main character on TNG though, but she was still important enough.

Unfortunately she had to join the maquis at the end of TNG, Picard just looked bitter and disappointed, but it was clear that it was also hard for her to betray the people from the Enterprisde.

From what I've heard she was initially supposed to play the role they ended up giving to Kira.

While I do think Nana was a great choice I'd have preferred Michelle instead.

TNG may have been a fantastic show but every so often you get a nice little reminder that it was made in the '80s

His daughter got cute as fug

was Molly his daughter IRL?
I always felt like the relationship between O'Brian and Keiko was a bit phoned in, it'd make a lot more sense if it was written in because the actors themselves got married

>was Molly his daughter IRL?
No, she was the daughter of a depressed sushi chef

>Ro Laren is a main character in the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine relaunch novels that have been published since 2001. The novels show that Ro survived the Dominion's extermination of the Maquis and joined with a few other Maquis survivors to fight their own war effort against the Dominion. After the Dominion War, Ro returned to Bajor and was commissioned as a Lieutenant in the Bajoran militia, replacing Odo as Chief of Security on DS9 and eventually starting a relationship with Quark

LOL

>and eventually starting a relationship with Quark

That's a great picture

>Miles and Molly O'Brien, Bashir's DS9 reunion party, Vic's Hotel And Casino, San Francisco Holodeck Complex, Suite 41, Stardate 55813.1

Lol they do this every season with some backwater race or another. Then they just have dr crusher delet their memory and fuck off back to space

235 as of DS9 season 4
probably a heck of a lot more by the end of the show

Q-tip fighting in Nerf Robocop suits is the future

Which gay spy armor was better, Garak or Ocelot?

I typed armor on accident because I'm drunk.

My money is on Adamska tbqh.

I want to _____ fat Riker

Settle it in the ring with

Make bacon cupcakes for!

"Riker to engineering. Lt Barclay, you're needed on the bridge."

Commander Riker got up from his chair. His uniform shirt rode up his stomach, briefly exposing inches of pale, flabby midriff before he pulled it down. Like the rest of his uniform, it stretched tight around his pudgy bod.

"Acknowledged. On my way, fat Riker. Barclay out." The lieutenant snickered and made his way to the bridge.

"What did you just call me?" a red-faced Riker grabbed Barclay by his shirt collar. "What the hell has gotten into you, lieutenant?" Barclay pulled back and punched him in the face before delivering a blow to the stomach that knocked him on his fat ass.

Deanna Troi smiled and approached Lt Barclay. She embraced him and began kissing and biting his neck. He smiled smugly.

"Computer... Disengage safety protocols."

Their is a timeless saying that seems to have emerged independently in every space faring species: "Never turn your back on an O'Brien"

I was trying to encourage my dad to start watching TNG and when I mentioned I had finished the series and moved on to DS9 my mum just blurted out "deep throat 9". She's repeated it since, and done so in public.

Your mom is giving you signals. She wants your D. Give her that D....S9

Your mum sounds like a filthy slag, got any pics?

Post your mom's tits

>20 years in his mind

>filthy slag

You mean bajoran, right? Filthy fucking bajor! TAKIN OUR JOBS! RAPING OUR WOMEN!

New thread
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This one's boring

>Not an inverse subspace graviton field.

Miles O'Brien is the most physically, mentally, and emotionally durable human in existence, considering what he has been through.

He's the only person to ever to have killed the entire opposing team in parrises squares while staying entirely within the rules.

Don't fuck with him.

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WAT DO YOU KNOW? Y DO YOU LIBS THINK YOU KNOW BETTER THAN US HARD WORKING CARDASSIANS! I HAVE THE BEST KNOWLEDGE! ONLY I CAN FIX OUR BAJORIAN PROBLEM! GET HIM OUT OF HERE!

Threadly reminder that the Bajoran currency was the Leta, and her name is Leeta. Think about what kind of space trailer trash this bitch is, even if you didn't realise it from her behaviour in the show.

>this is considered trailer trash in space

Space seems like a nice place to be

>crack shot with a phaser, literally misses twice across two series.
>can fix literally anything
>bested the obsidian orders greatest operative
>always johnny on the spot with that beam out
>did 20 years in space prison and shook it off no prob
>decorated war hero
>secret agent
>didn't even go to space college
>drinks like a super irishman
>Kira AND Dax wanted that dick
>beats klingons and jem hadar in single combat, w/e no big

OB is the hardest nigga in Star Trek hands down.

>2434
>not naming your daughter "Dollarr"

Remember that time we learned warp drive is destructive to the fabric of subspace? me neither..

Dont forget when he waged a guerilla war on a platoon of Jem Hadar and won

In the star trek universe, how do they keep space radiation from killing everyone? Is it shields or something in the actual hull of the ship?

How the hell are we gonna solve that problem in real life?

Pretty much the only thing MOB can't do is beat Bashir at darts (when Bashir is actually trying)

Variable geometry pylons were an early solution to the problem, they later worked out some internal modifications that sorted it out, neither of these facts made it into the show, but that's why Voyager's nacelles move and DS9 didn't care about the limit.

Why do you keep saying this? It didn't happen

>Is it shields or something in the actual hull of the ship?

The hull of the ship is strong enough.

>keep saying this
Everyone except you remembers DS9 4x04- Hippocratic Oath

Background radiation in space is overblown by people who don't think we really went to the moon, unless you're going near a sun it isn't an issue, and they defeat it by having great energy shields, decent hull material and good anti-ration meds, in that order.

I would have killed that thing with a phaser, and be quickly rid of three major annoyances with a single shot.

>No episode where Bashir and Leeta make the most retarded genetic babies in the galaxy.

With shields

He didn't win shit, the first did, he broke Julian's toys and they left, the first then went on a mission to killnall his guys, but w/e O'Brien did manage to taken out that one guy at the shuttle

You haven't seen the episode, clearly. He went full Rambo and made tree traps and took out several Jem'Hadar.

What was the worst episode of your favourite season?

Your clearly misremembering it but w/e I couldn't be bothered arguing the point

So both Nog and Quark get bajorans?

BIG

ORANGE

LOBES

God damnit, Rom not Nog.

Books aren't canon, that's the difference between Memory Alpha / Memory Beta.

Why is all the expanded universe stuff so awful?

>Don't stop believing! Hold on to that feeling! Streetlight people! Woah-oh-oh-woaaaaaaaah! Don't stop believing! Hold on to that feeling! Streetlight people! Woah-oh-oh-woaaaaaaaah!

I have no idea what my favorite season was

Best season of TNG?

5, 6, and 7 were its peak.

Humans > Ferengi > Changlings = Vulcans > Betazoids > Klingons > Romulans > Cardassins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bajorans

The Borg did literally nothing wrong

Who were the most important people in Star Trek's development?

>eventually starting a relationship with Quark
Acquired

Betazoids a fucking shit